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<Renbo|BIG> mim - they have 10k BS's - but all are fitted with miners ;)
<mim> i would like. orgasm if i ran into a fleet of 10k hostile miners ;)
<Renbo|BIG> too much info
<mim> ^_^
* DelTorres|BIG|afk tries to imagine that one
<mim> well actually i'd prolly lag out and ctd
<mim> but still
GODFATHER > OMG
Erhard Weigel > omg what?
GODFATHER > i cant tell cause u would kiv
GODFATHER > kick me out of corp
Jaelithe DeJantera > promise we wont.. so do tell.
{a couple of minutes later}
Erhard Weigel > The suspense is killing me GF!
Jaelithe DeJantera > me too
Erhard Weigel > *shouting rhytmically "tell-tell-tell-tell-tell"
GODFATHER > i just realized that u have to activate low slot amor hardeners.......... after 2 years of eve....can u belive this
Jaelithe DeJantera > seriously....
Jaelithe DeJantera > actually it depends on the type gf.. some are automatic.
Erhard Weigel > Hahahahaha
GODFATHER > i pushed them but never reacted..long ago so i thought they are all passive...and i wonder why i keep loosing amarr ships
Galleim Hartook > while we're on spoilers, Vader is Luke's dad.
Druadan > yes! that reminds me... when we went to see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, we got in for a 6pm showing while everyone was lunching about after work.
Druadan > so when we came out there was this massive queue, four people wide, of folk being fed into the various cinematoriums showing the film.
Druadan > as we walked by them to get out, I turn to one of my mates and say, as loud as possible, "I can't believe Darth Vader was Indy's dad!"
Amia Valiente > a cinematorium... is that like a crematorium?
Druadan > yeah, but it's air conditioned... and there's no fire. I just didn't think auditorium accurately described the big room you sit in to watch a movie.
Michus Danether > they should make cinemas that are a combination of cinematorium and crematorium, so people sit there and watch the movie, and then you burn them.
Kal Omen > they already did that, and they called it the holocaust.
Druadan > when the surviving movie-goers end up running the Wall Street Journal and the national banks, I'll be more inclined to believe you.
Michus Danether > actually they did already do my idea; they called it The Happening, by M. Knight Shyamalan
STARLETT > 2005.06.20 13:52:02 notify For your part in the destruction of a Plastic Wrap your security status has been adjusted by -0.4000.
ParMizaN > may he rest in peace...
Ishan Horicas > imagine if you opened your bedroom door and there was a blue whale's penis just about to burst...
Shadow XII > Why my bedroom? Did my mother get it for me?
Shadow XII > "Oh I saw this at the store and thought you'd like it."
IceGuerilla> I've got the recruitment channel worked out: Right click, spam, right click, spam, noob post, right click, open convo', right click, spam...
Miximus Maximus > i suck at writing mails
Alz Shado > yeah, EVE needs a clippy
Alz Shado > "Hi! I see you're trying to write a Threatening Letter. Can I help you with: Formatting? Russian Curse Words? Yo Mamma Jokes?"
Ronald Speirs > OMG DS is in local.....are the forums down ???? :P
Snapes > dont panic!! the dev is not out to kill us.........................yet!
Dark Shikari > lol
Dark Shikari > was afk
Snapes > aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh IT SPEAKS!?!?!
Avernus > man, that's like OMGRAWR material that is :P
spectreofoz > anyone up for assaist in a lvl4 mission?
Bishop Gyrafalcon > i do
Bishop Gyrafalcon > but i need to upgrade my ship a little bit
spectreofoz > no probs , what ae you flying?
Bishop Gyrafalcon > reaper rookie ship
Herculite > my rule is, online, until I see them naked, all people are male, like for example, resipsa says his wife plays, I've spoken with her, but I must assume he is married to a man.
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