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Ecatherina W > OK... I have NO idea how I got this book, but does anyone want it?
Ecatherina W > Deep Core Mining
Ecatherina W > There is no way I am going to learn that
babylonstew > errrr
babylonstew > isnt that like a carebear book?
Ecatherina W > Yes!
Ecatherina W > And I did NOT buy it!
Ecatherina W > It is in my hangar!
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > my corpmates are asking what's going on... the rest of them are pirating somewhere and I'm telling them I'm 'mining' with tsds
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > they think I'm on crack
Drake Iddon > i got out in low armor, got to a safespot
Drake Iddon > and accidentally ejected trying to double back
Drake Iddon > tired + tipsy + play eve with infinity hotkeys = confusing
Drake Iddon > fuck me with a cellphone
Drake Iddon > i ejected again
Drake Iddon > i think ive changed my hotkeys
19:39 John_McGuirk i was going to talk to silas but decided to just smash my nuts with a hammer for a bit then call myself a retard, then learn how to do it right. then i'll ask silas
Leroy Jenkinns > where can i get a pussy magnet?
AeolusWind > Leroy: not here, please stop with those sorts of comments.
Leroy Jenkinns > aeoluswind where do i get one though?
AeolusWind > Leroy: i'd say somewhere outside an MMORPG
mazzilliu > but anyways this morning he was complaining aobut the mexicans immigrating to america again
mazzilliu > how they were going to "shut the country down" (his exact words) -_________-
mazzilliu > like
mazzilliu > "yeah jose lets get on the back of this truck and shut the country down"
mazzilliu > "ok!"
Kuile > they'll hang a sign on the coast saying closed
Kuile > and wave their arms at approaching boats saying GO AWAY
Yorlbie > whoops.
Yorlbie > you know, servers do not like being fed paperclips
Byrn Daar > Retched Server! Time to die! Suck paperclips!
Yorlbie > pretty close
Yorlbie > ran an updater for the rom, that flipped all the fans to full speed, and sucked a paperclip off the desk in front of it
Yorlbie > hm. wonder if i let all the magic smoke out
Yorlbie > nah, looks like the fan just got chewed a bit by the paperclip
Yorlbie > silly plastic fan trying to eat a paperclip
Porkie > o.0
Yorlbie > this thing used to have some kinda lint-guard mesh thingy in front of the fans to prevent things getting sucked into them. wonder what happened to them
Jadawin Darke > the fans ate tehm
Yorlbie > stupid hungry fans
Jadawin Darke > have you fed them any meat recently
Jadawin Darke > or icecream
Porkie > wtf
Dragonsoul > lol?
Yorlbie > no.. i try to avoid feeding ice cream to my servers
Jadawin Darke > good; you'll just make them hungry
Yorlbie > yeah, and sticky
Promethian child > what the fuck is this a wifey conspiracy
Emnity Preston > lick her for an hour before the op, she should leave you alone then
sanituda > licking for an hour would make me useless for target callin
Promethian child > get a dog
<[4S]ZOLA|W3> aloha
<mim> HIZOLAMAN
<[4S]ZOLA|W3> hi mima
<[4S]ZOLA|W3> supa
<mim> im gonna compose a song 4 u
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> you could use a britney song as base for that
<mim> to the tune of spiderman theme: zolaman, zolaman he can do everything a zola can. He luvs more men than anyone can. watchout, its zolamaaaaaaaan!
<mim> ^_^
<[4S]ZOLA|W3> :D
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> oh zola zola, how was i supposed
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> to know
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> that something wasn't right yeah
<[4S]ZOLA|W3> omg he knowsa the wrodsa :/
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> oh zola zola, how could you let dokko gooooooo
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> oops you spanked him again
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> you played with his ***
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> got lost in the game
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> oh zola zola
Jesterofchaos > druid you guys hunting anyone worth while?
Zardock > druid's been after my mom for a few weeks now o.0 :P no bro...
KSUDruid > dude, your mom is hot
KSUDruid > zardock's mom, has got it goin' on
Lansfear > o.0
Zardock > dude, it mah fucking mom
Lansfear > /emote shuves a bar of soap in druids mouth
Murphy > is she a milf?
KSUDruid > why? i'm not using bad words
Lansfear > thats his mom!
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