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Andreus Ixiris > OK, my game crashed, and now I somehow have a dark red standing TO MYSELF
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck you Andreus, I've put up with your bullshit for too long! CONSIDER YOURSELF KOS.
Sander Kael > a severe case of selfloathing...
Blackjackx > nearly got killed by the wife last night., funny story
Redroth Firewall > literally/
Redroth Firewall > ?*
Blackjackx > she comes in with the bank statement, ready to do some damage, telling me I have a gitl on the side etc, and then she says, who the fuck is this girl eve you keep giving money to each month.....
Blackjackx > girl*
Redroth Firewall > lol awsume
Redroth Firewall > go to computer load eve
Redroth Firewall > theres my wench on the side
Blackjackx > I just had to turn on the screen. I have the new scorpion as my background, and there in the corner is the eve logo
Redroth Firewall > thats one way too shut the wife up :P
Blackjackx > she just walked out, and said nothing more about it
DeltaTeam: I wonder how they plan to win this without using supercaps
Rashi_Nerha: with courage
DeltaTeam: How many fighter bombers can courage deploy??
mirel yirrin > I need to go wank something
mirel yirrin > ogo
mirel yirrin > *GANK
mirel yirrin > ffs :S
<DigitalCommunist> i'd help foiritan, cause hes intaki
<DigitalCommunist> but he looks like monkey
Blue Puppet > wow this system is peacefull
Sharker2k3 > We just kicked the pedophiles out and set up a neighborhood watch.
Sharker2k3 > Now we can sip lemonade on our porch.
Blue Puppet > lol
Oh GodNo > /emote sips
Snack Rabbit > space lemonade
Snack Rabbit > its like regular lemonade, but blue
Snack Rabbit > and doesnt contain any lemons
Blue Puppet > nice i love Blue
Blue Puppet > ^.^
Oh GodNo > * may contain artificial colors and flavors
Snack Rabbit > its amost entirely space corn syrup
Sharker2k3 > mmm space corn
Snack Rabbit > but man does it calm the shakes
Oh GodNo > HIGH FRUCTOSE space corn syrup
Snack Rabbit > high space fructose space corn syrup
Sharker2k3 > It's just what the capsuleer needs after a long day of being couped up in a pod.
Snack Rabbit > my pods fluid is 92% scotch
Sharker2k3 > What proof?
Blue Puppet > 8% piss?
Snack Rabbit > space scotch sorry
Sharker2k3 > There's a fine distinction.
Snack Rabbit > naww i got a tube for that
Oh GodNo > single malt pod scotch
Sharker2k3 > Oh the space catheters
Sharker2k3 > Oh my horrible spelling
Snack Rabbit > yup
Gut Buster > i bout killed my dog pulling into the driveway today.
Gut Buster > but he MWD'd to safety
KSUDruid > wtf gut? lmao
el caido > your last bio quote confuses me, nova
Nova Incantus > which one?
el caido > /emote sighs
el caido > the goon is strong in you
Ned Hamford > I love eve, economic simulation, pew pew, and emotional support all for 15 dollars a month
Twisty ThePirate > These guys must go through implants faster than I go through ammo
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