<Asestorian> I am not a n ittiod iddiot idot idiot frrols
Crumbles > haha. when I see russian people in local.. I start singing russian songs..in local
Crumbles > and they leave me alone.
Crumbles > just went through several RUS-URK people by the gate
Dimbubble > Crumbles, write down lyrics and host plz
Crumbles > well
Crumbles > I saw shittons of them in local
Crumbles > morfeyka and all
Crumbles > and as I was warping
Crumbles > I started writing lyrics
Dimbubble > Lol
Crumbles > "i lenin.. takoy molody.. i krasniy oktyabr v peredi' (lenin is so
young and red october is ahead of us
Crumbles > a communist song. and they started completing the lyrics
Dimbubble > That sounds like a solution to a puzzle in a shitty adventure game
Crumbles > like, finishing sentences
Dimbubble > lololol
Crumbles > so by the time I came out on the other side, they were like telling me to add
Crumbles > friend of RA/RUS
Crumbles > in my thing and put me in good standing
Crumbles > and they leave me alone.
Crumbles > just went through several RUS-URK people by the gate
Dimbubble > Crumbles, write down lyrics and host plz
Crumbles > well
Crumbles > I saw shittons of them in local
Crumbles > morfeyka and all
Crumbles > and as I was warping
Crumbles > I started writing lyrics
Dimbubble > Lol
Crumbles > "i lenin.. takoy molody.. i krasniy oktyabr v peredi' (lenin is so
young and red october is ahead of us
Crumbles > a communist song. and they started completing the lyrics
Dimbubble > That sounds like a solution to a puzzle in a shitty adventure game
Crumbles > like, finishing sentences
Dimbubble > lololol
Crumbles > so by the time I came out on the other side, they were like telling me to add
Crumbles > friend of RA/RUS
Crumbles > in my thing and put me in good standing
Easy Slezzy > /emote gets women to come to his house
Aran Makor > by women do you mean girls, and by come do you mean lure with candy?
Aran Makor > by women do you mean girls, and by come do you mean lure with candy?
Le Soltueur > hello
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
LordSpook Anpumesses > I was thinking the other day that there are a bunch of ships that look like giant cocks flyn around, how bout a couple that look like a giant pair of knockers
Originally by: EcchusWhat's a girl?
Ebedar: A type of ship. Two low slots, one high slot and comes with a damage bonus.
Illyria Ambri:
You obviously dont know your fittings..
Its 1 high slot.. 2 midslots and 2 low slots.
They have a verbal RoF that reaches ludicrious levels not to mention their alpha strike capibilities are unmatched except by the "Women Scorned" class
Their tanking abilities are unparalleled in their ability to have reason and logic bombs simply glance off them without any dent in their Feminisim shields with the monthly PMS booster.
As for ISK.. definatly pirates.. they will take what they want and leave you crying like a lil baby looking at your wallet wondering WTF happend.
Ebedar: A type of ship. Two low slots, one high slot and comes with a damage bonus.
Illyria Ambri:
You obviously dont know your fittings..
Its 1 high slot.. 2 midslots and 2 low slots.
They have a verbal RoF that reaches ludicrious levels not to mention their alpha strike capibilities are unmatched except by the "Women Scorned" class
Their tanking abilities are unparalleled in their ability to have reason and logic bombs simply glance off them without any dent in their Feminisim shields with the monthly PMS booster.
As for ISK.. definatly pirates.. they will take what they want and leave you crying like a lil baby looking at your wallet wondering WTF happend.
Chi Ana > I haven't led since my decision to keep all the battleships moored up close together in pearl harbour
Tristan Acoma [prax] (d.rfc): but go with:
( •_•) For re-using tea bags he'll be facing some...
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) Steep fines.
YEEEAHHHHHH
( •_•) For re-using tea bags he'll be facing some...
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) Steep fines.
YEEEAHHHHHH
jih chop > what's everyone doing?
CirJohn > scanning, gate safes, poking my head itno dark corners
jih chop > OOOOoooooo
jih chop > Borric has a dark cornor you can poke anything you want into!
CirJohn > that's ok......
CirJohn > /emote looks for biosuit....
jih chop > uh oh! look out borric! he's going in!
jih chop > Wait cirjohn! leeme tie this rope to your feet!
CirJohn > actually...I think I'll need 500 feet of titanium cable, jjust to be safe
jih chop > oh, more than that, you know that wormhole you're probing out?
jih chop > well that's not a wormhole
CirJohn > ewww......
CirJohn > scanning, gate safes, poking my head itno dark corners
jih chop > OOOOoooooo
jih chop > Borric has a dark cornor you can poke anything you want into!
CirJohn > that's ok......
CirJohn > /emote looks for biosuit....
jih chop > uh oh! look out borric! he's going in!
jih chop > Wait cirjohn! leeme tie this rope to your feet!
CirJohn > actually...I think I'll need 500 feet of titanium cable, jjust to be safe
jih chop > oh, more than that, you know that wormhole you're probing out?
jih chop > well that's not a wormhole
CirJohn > ewww......
Amy Oksaras > wont help, Ambe is the chuck norris of NSE, he can cause stars to supernova just by warping by them