<Xyliana> wow I am going to want to play with this thing all night
Angelhunter > anyone have an Eris fitting they'd like to share?
Omber Zombie > black leather and a whip?
Omber Zombie > oh, you mean the ship....
LoxyRider > lol
Angelhunter > lol... i knew someone would go there
LoxyRider > pink leather tho
Omber Zombie > black leather and a whip?
Omber Zombie > oh, you mean the ship....
LoxyRider > lol
Angelhunter > lol... i knew someone would go there
LoxyRider > pink leather tho
Anaxius > anyone got a sec
Lokai Nari > Yeah 0.9
Lokai Nari > Yeah 0.9
Feyde Harkonen > I went through every system on autopilot on the way saying "GO SAINTS!" in every system along the way. I forgot that one of them was low-sec and apparently it was full of Colts fans...
Burnt Snake > just looted <b>Sheen Compound</b>
Burnt Snake > which is, im guessing, crystallized cocaine
Burnt Snake > which is, im guessing, crystallized cocaine
Ryomanni > it is time to demonstrate the full force of this battle...freighter
Ting Goll > There was a great disturbance. As if a million souls all burst out laughing at the same time.
Ting Goll > There was a great disturbance. As if a million souls all burst out laughing at the same time.
Dearnen > Hey! I turned 32 an hour ago. My how the time flies... Ugh, I feel old.
Michaelchi > hehe
Tsung XL > dearnen's really 12, but dont tell anyone ;-)
Dearnen > I need a woman.
Frellin > Ok, Dearnen. Time to sleep it off
Tsung XL > join the club
Dearnen > I mean, since we can't reach the crokite...
Jeremor Dianrius > Go get married already! =)
Tsung XL > lol
Dearnen > I tried, man! She said no. I knew I should have found out her name...
Poundrock > happy birthday!!!
Dearnen > Thank you
Tsung XL > dearnen, did you try using the strip miner on her?
Kazoki Zocore > .me giggles
Annika Paige > Happy Birthday Dearnen
Dearnen > No, I didn't get anywhere near the asteroid belt.
Dearnen > I wasn't in the same system, to be honest.
Jeremor Dianrius > Not even the outer belts?
Jeremor Dianrius > Damn.
Tsung XL > she put the bubble up?
Tsung XL > near the gate, to keep u from getting into her belts?
Jeremor Dianrius > Maybe she had a friend with an interdictor.
Kazoki Zocore > /emote finds this oddly disturbing
Dearnen > She bubbled the whole constellation.
Jeremor Dianrius > You see it all the time.
Dearnen > The heavenly body was enticing, but there was no access.
Dearnen > The gate was closed and locked.
Jeremor Dianrius > Sounds like you need a Jumpdrive.
Annika Paige > Hey just be happy she didn't warp scramble you =)
Dearnen > Well, I wanted to set up a cynosaurial field...
Annika Paige > sounds like you have the herp lol
Tsung XL > and this kids *points up* is why we're playing eve on a saturday night
Jeremor Dianrius > Meh, I was out earlier. =)
Dearnen > I guess I'll keep the Brutix in station until the next time for some PvP arises.
Michaelchi > hehe
Tsung XL > dearnen's really 12, but dont tell anyone ;-)
Dearnen > I need a woman.
Frellin > Ok, Dearnen. Time to sleep it off
Tsung XL > join the club
Dearnen > I mean, since we can't reach the crokite...
Jeremor Dianrius > Go get married already! =)
Tsung XL > lol
Dearnen > I tried, man! She said no. I knew I should have found out her name...
Poundrock > happy birthday!!!
Dearnen > Thank you
Tsung XL > dearnen, did you try using the strip miner on her?
Kazoki Zocore > .me giggles
Annika Paige > Happy Birthday Dearnen
Dearnen > No, I didn't get anywhere near the asteroid belt.
Dearnen > I wasn't in the same system, to be honest.
Jeremor Dianrius > Not even the outer belts?
Jeremor Dianrius > Damn.
Tsung XL > she put the bubble up?
Tsung XL > near the gate, to keep u from getting into her belts?
Jeremor Dianrius > Maybe she had a friend with an interdictor.
Kazoki Zocore > /emote finds this oddly disturbing
Dearnen > She bubbled the whole constellation.
Jeremor Dianrius > You see it all the time.
Dearnen > The heavenly body was enticing, but there was no access.
Dearnen > The gate was closed and locked.
Jeremor Dianrius > Sounds like you need a Jumpdrive.
Annika Paige > Hey just be happy she didn't warp scramble you =)
Dearnen > Well, I wanted to set up a cynosaurial field...
Annika Paige > sounds like you have the herp lol
Tsung XL > and this kids *points up* is why we're playing eve on a saturday night
Jeremor Dianrius > Meh, I was out earlier. =)
Dearnen > I guess I'll keep the Brutix in station until the next time for some PvP arises.
Angela Goethrella > Baby likes the pretty explosions
Kaleff Orlop > I just have this mental image of you blowing up peoples haulers cause your kid likes the flashy lights
Kaleff Orlop > your not a pirate, your babies just fussy :)
Kaleff Orlop > I just have this mental image of you blowing up peoples haulers cause your kid likes the flashy lights
Kaleff Orlop > your not a pirate, your babies just fussy :)
<Karmae> that is... most embarrising thing ever... happened today
<BlackRain> Enlighten us!
<Karmae> ok...
<Karmae> uno momento por favor
<Fred0> the world is listening karm
<Karmae> I'm working shifts on this ship, noon to midnight
<Karmae> so we are heading back into norway today
<Karmae> and we leave the worksite about 10am...
<Karmae> I get on shift and nothing to do
<Karmae> so watch a film blah blah decide to go for a nap in the afternoon
<Karmae> my back-to-back on the opposite shift is sharing the same cabin
<Karmae> I sneak back into the room
<BlackRain> dont tell me...
<Karmae> jump into my bunk and crash out for about an hour
<BlackRain> ah, nvm
<Karmae> anyhoo
<Karmae> about an hour later I'm half woken by him getting up for a shit
<Karmae> (he hasn't realised I'm crashed out in my bunk)
<Karmae> then he comes back and decides to put on some porn and have a sherman-tank on the couch in the cabin
<BlackRain> lol
<Fred0> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
<Karmae> so whilst I'm trying to get back to sleep I hear 'Phhhtphttphtttphttphtttphtt' as he's knocking one off
<BlackRain> and you watched it through with a smile on your face
<Karmae> he had headphones on whilst he was watching the porn so my polite coughs didnæt put him off his stroke (so to speak)
<BlackRain> well, you gotta have that hifi sound
<Karmae> aye it makes the difference
<Karmae> anyhoo once he was spent, I thought fuck this I can't sleep now
<Osy> so you joined him on the couch ?
<Karmae> so I fucked off to our office and pissed myself laughing telling the story to our boss onboard
<Karmae> the story has now gone all round the ship
<Osy> amagad, nasty
<Fred0> whops, awkward?
<Karmae> cause our 'responsible' boss thought it was too damn funny
<Karmae> poor bastard is getting a hard time from everyone now
<Karmae> I said to him earlier I'd give him a game of ping-pong but his wrist would be fucked nwo
<BlackRain> Enlighten us!
<Karmae> ok...
<Karmae> uno momento por favor
<Fred0> the world is listening karm
<Karmae> I'm working shifts on this ship, noon to midnight
<Karmae> so we are heading back into norway today
<Karmae> and we leave the worksite about 10am...
<Karmae> I get on shift and nothing to do
<Karmae> so watch a film blah blah decide to go for a nap in the afternoon
<Karmae> my back-to-back on the opposite shift is sharing the same cabin
<Karmae> I sneak back into the room
<BlackRain> dont tell me...
<Karmae> jump into my bunk and crash out for about an hour
<BlackRain> ah, nvm
<Karmae> anyhoo
<Karmae> about an hour later I'm half woken by him getting up for a shit
<Karmae> (he hasn't realised I'm crashed out in my bunk)
<Karmae> then he comes back and decides to put on some porn and have a sherman-tank on the couch in the cabin
<BlackRain> lol
<Fred0> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
<Karmae> so whilst I'm trying to get back to sleep I hear 'Phhhtphttphtttphttphtttphtt' as he's knocking one off
<BlackRain> and you watched it through with a smile on your face
<Karmae> he had headphones on whilst he was watching the porn so my polite coughs didnæt put him off his stroke (so to speak)
<BlackRain> well, you gotta have that hifi sound
<Karmae> aye it makes the difference
<Karmae> anyhoo once he was spent, I thought fuck this I can't sleep now
<Osy> so you joined him on the couch ?
<Karmae> so I fucked off to our office and pissed myself laughing telling the story to our boss onboard
<Karmae> the story has now gone all round the ship
<Osy> amagad, nasty
<Fred0> whops, awkward?
<Karmae> cause our 'responsible' boss thought it was too damn funny
<Karmae> poor bastard is getting a hard time from everyone now
<Karmae> I said to him earlier I'd give him a game of ping-pong but his wrist would be fucked nwo
Darth Farmer > f4 eyes afk for 20 mins, missus aggro
Darth Farmer > cant tank it
Darth Farmer > cant tank it