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Kamillo Kado > hey
Kamillo Kado > im just a spy ^^
8agpuss > not a very good one ¬_¬
8agpuss > KIA and confessed without any torture
8agpuss > DON'T TELL EM YOUR NAME OLLIE
Ormarr Kai > They'd never take ollie alive
8agpuss > very true
ollie khan > lol
Ormarr Kai > He is the dakrness that lurks in the heart of men.
8agpuss > Some say he has the penis of a shark.
Ormarr Kai > Internal?
8agpuss > Other say he likes to drink baileys from a shoe.
ollie khan > lmao
Confwood > lots of blueberry and milk colored ppl here now
Onuris Dawn > hey i'm looking for another station to dock at ... i keep warping around ... how do u know what a station looks like ?
<DigitalCommunist> Wow I'm stupid. I just tried to log on thinking "heh heh, I'll go whore a complex while everyone is too busy freaking out over Full Cluster (0)"
DevAmarr Null > after some electronic polishing, I'll train for Ishtar and then to T2 heavies and T2 sentries
DevAmarr Null > T2 sentry drones have 20% better tracking now, which makes them extra deadly
DevAmarr Null > and with nano ishtar proper use of them is to deploy them, track disrupt the victim and orbit 3500 m/s 20+ km of it
Dimitri Chandler > electronic polishing
Dimitri Chandler > that should be a skill itself
DevAmarr Null > lolz
Dragon Aece > I'm having a lot of trouble actually hitting aything with these artillery pieces
Zhade Lezte > any drones on your stabber?
Dragon Aece > its like one of those bad action movies
Zhade Lezte > You might want to get a lower caliber dual arti
Dragon Aece > were the actor is running through a hail of gunfire but never gets hit
Dragon Aece > exept
Zhade Lezte > except you're supposed to be the main character
Dragon Aece > the actor is a bunch of coreli velators atm
Ai Dee > lmao
Ai Dee > my sister just fell off her bed
NoLSolid > lmao
Ai Dee > brb
NoLSolid > smooth
NoLSolid > LMAO
Ai Dee > dude she is still sleeping
abdulaz > hiya jih
jih chop > :)
jih chop > what's up!
abdulaz > you read cat's request on the forums yet
jih chop > no
jih chop > in HR?
abdulaz > about the form letters
abdulaz > yeah
jih chop > kk
jih chop > gimme a min
(few minutes later . . .)
jih chop > ok, I can make those up tomorrow
abdulaz > oh, I don't do nothing?
jih chop > and I'll send each to you for you to review, change whatever you want, and send to Cat for approval
jih chop > oh, I thought that's why you sent me to read it
jih chop > :)
jih chop > Up to you head HR dude!
abdulaz > "hey go read that and do all the work"
jih chop > LOL
jih chop > OK!
abdulaz > head HR dude? me??
abdulaz > What???
jih chop > yup
abdulaz > Who said that?
jih chop > there was a vote
jih chop > me and you,
jih chop > but you were absent
jih chop > so your vote was voided
jih chop > that left me
jih chop > I voted for you
jih chop > so you are head HR dude
abdulaz > I was not notified of the vote
jih chop > that's what you get for missing unannounced emergency staff meetings
<Dems> Even here in africa, we have p2p toilets
<Lurks> peer to peer?
<Dems> pay 2 pee, ofc
<PrismX> we can pee outside here in iceland without too much harrassment
*Alexander Nocturnes casts Life Siphon, Parasitic Bond, Suffering, Soul Leech, Life Transfer, and Unholy Feast on said cruisers, whiping them from existence.

*Lefia watches the cruisers laugh at alex because they do not believe in magic and thus it does not effect them.

Alexander Nocturnes > well then, I don't believe in Lefia, so she must not be there.

Lefia > no, it means I have no effect on you... not that I do not exist

Alexander Nocturnes > eh, same thing

Alexander Nocturnes > if, for instance, you touched me, but I believed you didn't exist, then that touch wouldn't effect me, which means you didn't actually touch me, which means you actually weren't there

* Alexander Nocturnes emote casts Faintheartedness on Lefia for 37 seconds, and watches Lefia suffer from health degeneration of 3

Lefia > Ahh, but if I were to say stab you, then you would not be stabbed, which means neither I nor the knife, nor anything that I touched exist... so if I touched you then you must no longer exist.

Alexander Nocturnes > yup

Alexander Nocturnes > which is fine with me, I'll still be in another dimension.
Lefia > Wow, I have the power to make things cease to exist... most excellent.

Alexander Nocturnes > and probably a lot cooler, too.

* Lefia touches alex's dimention.

Alexander Nocturnes > can't. in different dimensions things are different. only in this dimension can you make things cease to exist.

* Lefia touches a coplaner outer loop dimention encompasing many inner dimentions which include both the current and alex's dimention.

Alexander Nocturnes > I, on the other hand, have the power of Disco Drop in the closest dimension. Everytime I do the Thriller, girls fall over and are stunned to the floor.
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