Koiraini > that would just be poetic justice, ceo of a pirate corp suicide ganked in jita by a bunch of bears
Koiraini > all the while smacking in local "Working as intended, Bitch"
Koiraini > all the while smacking in local "Working as intended, Bitch"
anister > next person to tpye anything is a homo as well
anister > *type
anister > god damnit
anister > spose i best go tell my mum
anister > *type
anister > god damnit
anister > spose i best go tell my mum
MC'SNIPER > cock
MC'SNIPER > let me get my rokh then see how hard that drake is
MC'SNIPER > pop pop
aidan t > let me get my mega an c how hard that rokh is
aidan t > lol
phat lootz > let me get my Impairor and see... oh, nevermind.
Feline Ferocity > let me get my bikini and lets see how hard you... no wait
MC'SNIPER > let me get my rokh then see how hard that drake is
MC'SNIPER > pop pop
aidan t > let me get my mega an c how hard that rokh is
aidan t > lol
phat lootz > let me get my Impairor and see... oh, nevermind.
Feline Ferocity > let me get my bikini and lets see how hard you... no wait
Graedlav > arg, The sea's a cruel temptress... One second shes giving ya plentiful bounties of Crokite and Bistot, the next, theres an entire fleet of Guristas pelting your hull from all angles
jleicht12006 > but that ye run out of women, so ye smell the fish to remember
Graedlav > Arg.. Tis correct... I havent docked at a station with dancers for a while.. tis why I keep one in my hold, for those lonely nights when n'er a shuttle to be seen...
jleicht12006 > well, that would explain the stains
Graedlav > O.o
jleicht12006 > but that ye run out of women, so ye smell the fish to remember
Graedlav > Arg.. Tis correct... I havent docked at a station with dancers for a while.. tis why I keep one in my hold, for those lonely nights when n'er a shuttle to be seen...
jleicht12006 > well, that would explain the stains
Graedlav > O.o
Blazerswoman > yes goon whats up
hired goon > do americans have guns to keep the king of england out of their homes?
Blazerswoman > u nut
hired goon > what
hired goon > it's why i have a gun
hired goon > do americans have guns to keep the king of england out of their homes?
Blazerswoman > u nut
hired goon > what
hired goon > it's why i have a gun
Azia Burgi > /emote returns the the grim task of moving her cemetry to Molea
Nick Falcon > i could loan you the wayfarer azia
Azia Burgi > wassat?
Nick Falcon > my hualer iteron V
Azia Burgi > its ok, it all fits in my badger
Andros vonBek > as opposed to the deadly combat iteron 5 ?
Azia Burgi > rofl
Nick Falcon > huh you mean an iteron with a turret
Andros vonBek > yarr !
Nick Falcon > that takes 35 secs to lock
Azia Burgi > Battle Badgers 4tw
Frostbyt > sensor booster 4tw
Quarren > you can make the iteron V into a bit of an ass kicker
Quarren > 5 lows and 5 meds
Azia Burgi > was it you frostie that had a battle badger?
Andros vonBek > my itty 5 locks a jetcan in about 2.5 seconds (i think)
Nick Falcon > i refer to ships
Frostbyt > 5 mag stabs, 2 sensor boosters 3 tracking links, 2 blasters and you got pwnsauce for frigs
Nick Falcon > 7 secs on cans
Nick Falcon > howd you get two turrets
Quarren > you can only fit one turret
Frostbyt > cuz i'm retards
Frostbyt > retarded
Azia Burgi > lol
Frostbyt > ;P
Quarren > /emote coughs
Azia Burgi > "spechul"
Frostbyt > see i can't even spell retard
Nick Falcon > i could loan you the wayfarer azia
Azia Burgi > wassat?
Nick Falcon > my hualer iteron V
Azia Burgi > its ok, it all fits in my badger
Andros vonBek > as opposed to the deadly combat iteron 5 ?
Azia Burgi > rofl
Nick Falcon > huh you mean an iteron with a turret
Andros vonBek > yarr !
Nick Falcon > that takes 35 secs to lock
Azia Burgi > Battle Badgers 4tw
Frostbyt > sensor booster 4tw
Quarren > you can make the iteron V into a bit of an ass kicker
Quarren > 5 lows and 5 meds
Azia Burgi > was it you frostie that had a battle badger?
Andros vonBek > my itty 5 locks a jetcan in about 2.5 seconds (i think)
Nick Falcon > i refer to ships
Frostbyt > 5 mag stabs, 2 sensor boosters 3 tracking links, 2 blasters and you got pwnsauce for frigs
Nick Falcon > 7 secs on cans
Nick Falcon > howd you get two turrets
Quarren > you can only fit one turret
Frostbyt > cuz i'm retards
Frostbyt > retarded
Azia Burgi > lol
Frostbyt > ;P
Quarren > /emote coughs
Azia Burgi > "spechul"
Frostbyt > see i can't even spell retard
dirk_johnwood: Cold -> Sinus Infection -> Two ear infections > Strep throat > Pinkeye in both eyes.
Zuju: > doom
dirk_johnwood: all in 4 days
Chris Vattic: Did you have a date with the Pestilence horseman of apocalypse? Christ
Zuju: So which heathen god did you annoy? Nurgle?
dirk_johnwood: No clue, I'm just glad it's kind of over. I just can't swallow yet
Chris Vattic: [insert innuendo]
Liam Jacobs: thats what she said
Zuju: :rimshot:
Zuju: and now tradik will say "Damn you Kesper!"
dirk_johnwood: imagine swallowing but only getting half of what you normally do down, then choking. Shit sucks.
Zuju [prax]: The innuendo just got worse
dirk_johnwood: Then my nose.
Liam Jacobs: wow
Zuju: again
Sarkelias Anophius: into the rabbit hole, folks
Zuju: and he just invented golf
dirk_johnwood: Glad the oozing is over too
Zuju: > doom
dirk_johnwood: all in 4 days
Chris Vattic: Did you have a date with the Pestilence horseman of apocalypse? Christ
Zuju: So which heathen god did you annoy? Nurgle?
dirk_johnwood: No clue, I'm just glad it's kind of over. I just can't swallow yet
Chris Vattic: [insert innuendo]
Liam Jacobs: thats what she said
Zuju: :rimshot:
Zuju: and now tradik will say "Damn you Kesper!"
dirk_johnwood: imagine swallowing but only getting half of what you normally do down, then choking. Shit sucks.
Zuju [prax]: The innuendo just got worse
dirk_johnwood: Then my nose.
Liam Jacobs: wow
Zuju: again
Sarkelias Anophius: into the rabbit hole, folks
Zuju: and he just invented golf
dirk_johnwood: Glad the oozing is over too
Needsleep000 > teld are you by chance a women :P
Teldovey > only when the wifes out and i get to ware her cloths
Teldovey > then straight on the internet chatrooms for the specialist sites
Teldovey > only when the wifes out and i get to ware her cloths
Teldovey > then straight on the internet chatrooms for the specialist sites
pouskitchour > i think i will do a petition for this lag
Bobby Dazzler > i think you'd have more success knitting fog
Bobby Dazzler > i think you'd have more success knitting fog
Leopold II > heh.. gotta love wrecks with names like "I am faster than you" :)