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*Aristox dies
equippe > dies again? could get expensive
Aristox > its ok, i get free clones
Aristox > cause i found secret sex tapes of the station manager and his secretary
lexiares > hey dyke go suck on some testiclates
JLobes > Testiclates?
Jessie Banda > I tried but couldn't find any on ya alexia :)
JLobes > sounds like a POS material
Jessie Banda > lol
JLobes > SHit! our POS is running low on ozone and testiclates!
Jessie Banda > it's fuel for titans
Jessie Banda > well at least it isn't veldsperm
AC Tesla > this is wierd i keep trying to go through that ec gate an every time I wind up back in station
AC Tesla > it happened again, you guys think I should file a bug petition ?
Raavi Mann > It's not a bug, AC... it's a feature
Raavi Mann > /emote dies laughing
LordPremier Rudedude > poor ac
Raavi Mann > He probably doesn't know what that is
LordPremier Rudedude > maybe
AC Tesla > is that something like xp ?
AC Tesla > how do I level ?
Randyo > go through ec gate
AC Tesla > so if I do it just right I level up ?
crackbunny > that is the first part
Dewa Perang > get treasures on the other side
crackbunny > when you get through the gate, take a sharp left and you should see the next level
Shenzhou Emeraude > I just saw him go through EC
AC Tesla > No i didnt level up :(
crackbunny > repeat from 0, takes about 10 tries to get it right
Azubah November > you need to go in more expencive ship if wanna lvl up faster
crackbunny > I personally did it atleat 12
Randyo > heh took me 15 but I got it
LordPremier Rudedude > also you can sneak up on miners and bow them up
LordPremier Rudedude > they dot like that
AC Tesla > if you say so sir
crackbunny > look at me now, I'm like lvl 5 or something
Azubah November > try put some expenciv items in cargo and you get more honor points
AC Tesla > ok here we go
Azubah November > thats best way unless you got some epic gear
LordPremier Rudedude > make it back tesla?
AC Tesla > yea, same thing that keeps happening
Raavi Mann > Where did AC go?
Raavi Mann > Did he level up and move on?
SocomTedd > he decided to go alliance
LordPremier Rudedude > that was beyond funny
LordPremier Rudedude > tesla you back
AC Tesla > yea....
SocomTedd > Tesla We <3 YOu!
AC Tesla > i guess
SocomTedd > Like i'd love a brother though
SocomTedd > cause man love is bad mmmkaay
Raavi Mann > Tesla, remember - it takes a lot of patience through first few levels
SocomTedd > yeah, he will cast polymorph on you and turn you into a sheep for 10 seconds
AC Tesla > cool
Raavi Mann > But after that it's much faster and easier
LordPremier Rudedude > pick that up
AC Tesla > sure, thanks
Raavi Mann > Lord... you're not giving him THAT, are you?
LordPremier Rudedude > now wait
LordPremier Rudedude > fly there now
LordPremier Rudedude > in that pod
AC Tesla > hmm now I lost my ship
LordPremier Rudedude > thats why
LordPremier Rudedude > you cant use the ship
Raavi Mann > This is normal
LordPremier Rudedude > use the pod
AC Tesla > ok, my mum yelling at me to get into bed,,,,, :;(
SocomTedd > does she play wow too?
AC Tesla > nah, just tetris
SocomTedd > Hardcore
AC Tesla > I better get off before she confiscates the modem again
Shenzhou Emeraude > I like Mum's.. ;)
LordPremier Rudedude > i liked his mom
LordPremier Rudedude > she was good
LordPremier Rudedude > ahh hes gone
Raavi Mann > Oh geez
Raavi Mann > That just totally made my day
SocomTedd > yeah otherwise his mother confiscates the modem
LordPremier Rudedude > i got a free ibis kill tho
LordPremier Rudedude > it was funny
Raavi Mann > I sure hope I wasn't that much of a tard when I was a noob
Raavi Mann > Guys from my friendly corp are asking for your autograph, Lord XD
LordPremier Rudedude > heya tesla
LordPremier Rudedude > thought your mom was gonna confiscate the modem
SocomTedd > AC YOUR BACK!
AC Tesla > ssh, dont tell my mom, I just try going thru that gate again, maybe a reboot helped
LordPremier Rudedude > i dont think anyone can be this stupid
LordPremier Rudedude > he must be a trial account having fun
SocomTedd > never underestimate WoW players
Rejdaer > hehe,i doo actualy.. Lots of MH in local so :P
AC Tesla > oh damn, think my mom heard that
SocomTedd > Nooes!
SocomTedd > she will take your internetzz!!
SocomTedd > then no more wow!
SocomTedd > I got it!
SocomTedd > you dont play wow
SocomTedd > you play....
SocomTedd > RUNESCAPE!!
TorTorden > nah, hello kittie online
Raavi Mann > OK, was this guy serious or making fun of us XD
Rougeel > haha i think im gonna blow up
Rougeel > how do i get out
Pwnz You > u fall out when u explode
Rougeel > omg
Rougeel > ok
Pwnz You > if u want to save ur ship on the other hand....
Rougeel > haha nice
Rougeel > will i fall out of this capsel
Pwnz You > into space... where ur guy kinda .....dies
Rougeel > i die?
Pwnz You > if ur cap blows up
Rougeel > oh well been killed 3 time
Pwnz You > should avoid that
Rougeel > trying to go in this 00
Pwnz You > why dont u warp away?
Rougeel > i was inside something
Rougeel > screw this game
Jim Panze > Busy getting in Autocannon and Scram range of this star. Only 46,500km to go.
Cerrydwin > Do you think it likely that the star will attempt to warp off?
Tyree Jinx > what are rigging skill books under??
Feeesh > Mechanic
Tyree Jinx > thanks
Feeesh > Np, the bill's in the mail :3
Swamp Ziro > and due to mail bug, you'll have to keep paying it every day
Swamp Ziro > till you're broke
Andreus Ixiris > Midna, do you think you could sign a hull plate from my Navy Issue Megathron, the Ascendant?
*Andreus Ixiris gets a cargo drone to tear off one of his hull plates and hurries it over to wherever Midna is
Midna Lyre > Oh, sure. Last one, honest!
*Midna Lyre signs the hull plate. > Try not to get that shot off, would you?
Andreus Ixiris > I'll do my best.
Shadow XII > I used my Myrmidon
Sir Wolfgang > ya, but you use any weapons?
Shadow XII > Nope.
Shadow XII > See what I did is warped in, cruised around, had some tea, and they exploded due to my pure awesome.
Shadow XII > Of course I used weapons, what kind of idiot fucking question is that?
<@Sadist> omg Farjung
<@Sadist> hold me in my sorrow ;
<@Farjung> Dry your tears in my hair sweet Sadist
<@Farjung> Hmm
<@Farjung> That was actually too gay even for a channel in which both MaZ- and Frools reside
Ilfar > I assumed whole numbers BETWEEN 1 and 4...
Ilfar > Which left me with 2 or 3, and I hate prime numbers, so I went with 2.
Verb Object > 2 is prime, genius...
Friedhofsgirl > whats the best way to open a bottle of wkd with no bottle opener?
Friedhofsgirl > cant seem to prise it open with scissors
Ari Gallish > use your teeth
McBarnacle > use your teeth
Ari Gallish > lol
McBarnacle > ur young enough
McBarnacle > hehe
McBarnacle > well said Ari
Friedhofsgirl > never thought of that
authochthonian > or get a hammer...
Friedhofsgirl > dont really want glass everywhere.
McBarnacle > if ur clever u can use the edge of a table and just knock the bottle top off
authochthonian > do it outside ^_^
Anna Book > What mcb said, table edge ftw
Ari Gallish > or the back end og a table knife
McBarnacle > this is an important subjct matter after all
authochthonian > well if your going to be sensible then yeah, what he said
Ari Gallish > *of
Friedhofsgirl > to be honest, i think ill just go downstairs and get the bottle opener :S
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