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Mattias Kerensky > Faction gear is for folks who don't have faith in their fittings or their penis size and have to compensate.

#4223 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

Chronus26 > my blaster thron is sad
Chronus26 > :(
Cairo dog > why?
Chronus26 > no kills yet
Cairo dog > mine is sad because the stupidity of its' pilot let a kill get away
Mika Tani > mine's dead
Mika Tani > wewt

#3159 + ( 56 ) -inappropriate?

Son Xo > proof of total boredom: the spotlights in Lai Dai station have move up/down 6 times/minute

#13657 + ( 4 ) -inappropriate?

Kyran D'Aedon > wtf
Kyran D'Aedon > like actual lady tits. natural. massive. bouncing etc.
BeanBagKing > like that sideboob?
Kyran D'Aedon > NO
BeanBagKing > because that my sideboob :)
Kyran D'Aedon > NOR DID I LIKE THE LESBO FOXES OR THE FUCKING HENTAI COW
Kyran D'Aedon > god
Koro Sarum > animal tits are better
Kyran D'Aedon > k ima pretend you didnt write that

#4006 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

Liet Traep > Atandros!
Liet Traep > Atandros um are you okay? I saw this http://www.omgrawr.net/quote/3956 and I was worried about ya.
Posh Jon > looool
Liet Traep > he doesn't answer. Perhaps he's a bit embarrassed?
Posh Jon > I like it personally :D
Atandros > Embarrassed? Oh God, you have no idea
Atandros > I <i>so </i>should have had my teddy on and not the negligee
Atandros > Oh well :(
Posh Jon > rawr!!!
Davien Kaahtt > /emote blinks
Atandros > Don't worry Liet, I know what a lingerie faux pas it was
Posh Jon > You could borrow my beaded thong :)
Atandros > Why thank you. Now there's an idea

#13737 + ( 21 ) -inappropriate?

grunny > Thors hammer has alot of crushing to do
Kinvaryn > thats my pickup line
Kinvaryn > except i say mjolnir
Kinvaryn > and they're like whats a mjolnir
Kinvaryn > and *ziiip*
Kinvaryn > "it makes thunder if you stroke it the right way"
Lomong > Since thunder is the sound of an electric discharge in the atmosphere, that implies you're using an electric strapon to compensate for your... lack......
grunny > ^ electric burn

#1241 + ( 12 ) -inappropriate?

Edoo > faction frigs aren't that special.. just look a bit different
Togusai > eddo i have a penisus faction frig
Togusai > but its in my pants
Sirlene Akaro > how do you get those faction ships
Togusai > mission whore for a long time
Edoo > your penis is a frigate? interesting
Sirlene Akaro > lol
Togusai > yep it pwns
Sirlene Akaro > small and fast

#2114 + ( 10 ) -inappropriate?

* Azia Burgi is on holiday for TWO (count 'em) whole days
* Devlin Fox likes those.
Devlin Fox > WHOA!!
Devlin Fox > doing anything special?
Azia Burgi > getting my wrist rebroken and put in a cast

#3190 + ( 60 ) -inappropriate?

FowlPlayChiken > fuck
FowlPlayChiken > nc can you fly a mothership!?!?
Xulnaga > prolly, he's uber
FowlPlayChiken > nc
FowlPlayChiken > i fpund a empoty mothership!
Xulnaga > 0.O
FowlPlayChiken > nc!
Talthrus > omg fowl
FowlPlayChiken > NC!
FowlPlayChiken > where the fuck are you
FowlPlayChiken > i cant fly this shit
Neurotic Cat > what
FowlPlayChiken > its at an offline pos
FowlPlayChiken > dude
Neurotic Cat > motherhship
FowlPlayChiken > mothership
FowlPlayChiken > gal
Neurotic Cat > where?
Neurotic Cat > i can fly it
FowlPlayChiken > wait
FowlPlayChiken > OMG!
FowlPlayChiken > its full of stars!
Neurotic Cat > you fucker
Neurotic Cat > its april 1
FowlPlayChiken > lmfao
FowlPlayChiken > :-D
FowlPlayChiken > PWNED (tm)
Talthrus > :P
FowlPlayChiken > but for one moment NC< you were WIDE awake
Neurotic Cat > yes i was. wide awake and ready to go anywhere to steal a mothership
FowlPlayChiken > lol
FowlPlayChiken > i love april 1

#1192 + ( 6 ) -inappropriate?

Galaxion > If you drove a car shaped like a thorax women would call you
Demangel > Dude... I would call..
Demangel > wait that sounded gay I bet.
Galaxion > Just a bit.

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