(+[BH]Darkage) a Gallantean a Amarrian and a Minmatarrian are camping a gate, while they wait for a pirate they get out their packed lunches from their wives.
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
Risopan > all she can do is sit far away from sentry and attack ships fitted with miners
HitGirl > not my fault you fit your ships with miners:P
HitGirl > not my fault you fit your ships with miners:P
Lemmy Adam > now if I could just figure out amarr
Lemmy Adam > by the way
Lemmy Adam > someone's gotta have bookmarks for me
Pimp Mustafa > its not my job
Lemmy Adam > neither is being ugly but you do that too
Lemmy Adam > :)
Lemmy Adam > by the way
Lemmy Adam > someone's gotta have bookmarks for me
Pimp Mustafa > its not my job
Lemmy Adam > neither is being ugly but you do that too
Lemmy Adam > :)
Pocurk > i just have no clue about this technical stuff, so like the little girl i am, i try and derail the topic to be more about me :)
Bado Sten > lol
Shinzann > /emote thinks he just found another omgrawr quote
Pocurk > baaah
Pocurk > i want royalties
Pocurk > no one is gonne be allowed to gigle at my expence unless i profit from it !
Shinzann > I can call you Princess if you like
Bado Sten > lol
Shinzann > /emote thinks he just found another omgrawr quote
Pocurk > baaah
Pocurk > i want royalties
Pocurk > no one is gonne be allowed to gigle at my expence unless i profit from it !
Shinzann > I can call you Princess if you like
nerikawa > /emote begins hitting argons capital ship control units and computer chips with a hammer*
Argon Rep > /emote starts picking up all the little pieces and breaks out the super glue
nerikawa > argon.. are you making a minmatar ship?
Argon Rep > now i am :(
Argon Rep > /emote starts picking up all the little pieces and breaks out the super glue
nerikawa > argon.. are you making a minmatar ship?
Argon Rep > now i am :(
Azia Burgi > i feel so old
Cyndial > you are old though
Azia Burgi > i haven't had an afternoon nap today so i'm feeling a bit grumpy
Azia Burgi > 24 :S
Azia Burgi > sorry thought you asked me how old i was
Azia Burgi > need my glasses....
Cyndial > you are old though
Azia Burgi > i haven't had an afternoon nap today so i'm feeling a bit grumpy
Azia Burgi > 24 :S
Azia Burgi > sorry thought you asked me how old i was
Azia Burgi > need my glasses....
xxxxx > OMG! I UNDOCKED IN YULAI AND SOME GUYS KILLED MY FREIGHTER FILLED WITH BPOS AND ZYD AND I LOST A FULL SET OF +5 IMPLANTS!!! :(((
xxxxx > oh, wasn't this the xetic alliance channeL? my bad..
xxxxx > oh, wasn't this the xetic alliance channeL? my bad..
Rachel Ozawa > you know that bug where it looks like a mining drone is attached to your ship?
Rachel Ozawa > somebody in the rookie help channel thought an alien was trying to get in his ship
Loose End > did you encourage him to continue to think so?
Rachel Ozawa > I was too busy ROFL
Loose End > I'd have been sorely tempted to tell him to eject immediately or he might be eaten
Rachel Ozawa > somebody in the rookie help channel thought an alien was trying to get in his ship
Loose End > did you encourage him to continue to think so?
Rachel Ozawa > I was too busy ROFL
Loose End > I'd have been sorely tempted to tell him to eject immediately or he might be eaten
Aislinn Phalanx > VETO public chat. Sorta like Mos Eisley without all the Banta poop.
BlackRobin > you want some of me (Eisenhorn Blackmoor)?
BlackRobin > come to jita and get some
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > no thx look for another guy to give u a blowjob :)
BlackRobin > come on i really need one
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > lol my face is staring at my planets, working on PI
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > looked at enough eve ships, i don't need to look at your Thorax :)
BlackRobin > its more like a pod
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > short and fat and pops easily?
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > also hard to see
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > and small sig radius
BlackRobin > yep but if i rig it just right youll love me
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > u can't rig pods
BlackRobin > come to jita and get some
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > no thx look for another guy to give u a blowjob :)
BlackRobin > come on i really need one
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > lol my face is staring at my planets, working on PI
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > looked at enough eve ships, i don't need to look at your Thorax :)
BlackRobin > its more like a pod
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > short and fat and pops easily?
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > also hard to see
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > and small sig radius
BlackRobin > yep but if i rig it just right youll love me
Eisenhorn Blackmoor > u can't rig pods