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Maguis > ok gank me when i get in system
Maguis > errr gang
wakey > i have a brown suspicion this gonna hit 750 when me wife comes home from work, giving me the "oh no you ****** dont" look
Par'Gellen > brown suspicion?
Par'Gellen > does that mean you need new undies?
Garrus Xenobli > Par'Gellen that's what i thought LOL
Janjan Jansen > Get her flowers
Janjan Jansen > For mothersday
parasite > and THEN get back to blinking
wulpse zulma > change the locks
Garrus Xenobli > Par'Gellen dey gon do it in da pooper
wakey > haha
Karth Sol Invictus > girlpoopers aren't dirty cause they don't poop remember?
Par'Gellen > had a buddy that always talked about that. called it "the spice of life" I told him that's not something I'd sprinkle on chicken...
Stocker > well ive got girly hair. but cant walk in heels
Shelene > are u alone?
Shelene > are u scared
Springul > are you spamming?
sugarXsugar > i'm warping to you velt
sugarXsugar > i'll get the frigs
sugarXsugar > BALLS
sugarXsugar > got cought on the station
sugarXsugar > k let's try that again
Velteran > your balls got caught on the station? ouch!
sugarXsugar > yeah!
sugarXsugar > least it wasn't a minmatar station tho
sugarXsugar > those things would give you tetnus...
Captain Lock > Lasers should... not do em damage
Captain Lock > Seriously, do they give out electromagnetic pulses in RL?
<@Viceroy> I got accepted into the university guide program
<@Viceroy> and so did my ex-gf :(
<@Viceroy> competition here i come!
<@HellGremlin> Great
<@HellGremlin> This will be an excellent opportunity for you to rub your sexual interest in other women in her face
<@HellGremlin> This will further degrade her sense of self-worth, and you might just have yourself a wife in the making!
<@Sham> I think a feminist just had a heart attack
Theo Samaritan > They will dig Jackson up in a couple thousand years and he wouldn't have decomposed at all
ATTAKfury > micheal jackson was a robot built in the 80's
Turbo Denton > MJ's going to be melted down and made into mj action figures so kids can play with him for a change
Calibar Dunterii > what's everyone doin in here? hmmm?
ysuran may > killin rats!
Calibar Dunterii > in soviet russia, rats kill you!
ysuran may > normally in 0.4, yeah!
Theo Samaritan > AWWWWWWWWWW FUCK
Martineski > what
Theo Samaritan > i bought a shadow control tower, flew all the way to jita to pick it up (19 jumps) flew all the way back, almost crapped myself twice because of gankers on gates
Theo Samaritan > only to leave the fucking thing at jita
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