Ithiria Deritan > i knew a guy who used a safeway bag as a condom and then wondered how his girl got knocked up
Ariaore > ....
xTheBurninator > That's just morronic...
Carmilla D'Morenta > I can see where he was coming from... I mean the bag lied....
Carmilla D'Morenta > it obviously wasn't the safeway
Ariaore > ....
xTheBurninator > That's just morronic...
Carmilla D'Morenta > I can see where he was coming from... I mean the bag lied....
Carmilla D'Morenta > it obviously wasn't the safeway
Pazeroth > I need to get man - I'll see ya on later
Azia Burgi > hello corp
Joseph Schmoe > Hi Azia
Azia Burgi > its been john peel evening
Azia Burgi > i'm really drunjk
Azia Burgi > red wine + great radio = the best time ever
Azia Burgi > LONG LIVE JOHN PEEL
Azia Burgi > /emote sways slightly
Azia Burgi > guess what time i have to be in uni
Azia Burgi > 9:!5am
Azia Burgi > *9:15am
Azia Burgi > guess when i stopped drinking
Azia Burgi > 20mins ago
Azia Burgi > you could say i'm a bit wankered
Joseph Schmoe > /emote sneakily hides the keys to Azias MWD
Yllse > morning's gonna hurt
Azia Burgi > morning is for n00bs...
Azia Burgi > :S
Yllse > lol
Joseph Schmoe > Hi Azia
Azia Burgi > its been john peel evening
Azia Burgi > i'm really drunjk
Azia Burgi > red wine + great radio = the best time ever
Azia Burgi > LONG LIVE JOHN PEEL
Azia Burgi > /emote sways slightly
Azia Burgi > guess what time i have to be in uni
Azia Burgi > 9:!5am
Azia Burgi > *9:15am
Azia Burgi > guess when i stopped drinking
Azia Burgi > 20mins ago
Azia Burgi > you could say i'm a bit wankered
Joseph Schmoe > /emote sneakily hides the keys to Azias MWD
Yllse > morning's gonna hurt
Azia Burgi > morning is for n00bs...
Azia Burgi > :S
Yllse > lol
<KomradeVirtunov> You're a failure at knowledge
<LuigiThirty> and you're in bob
<LuigiThirty> and you're in bob
Lynn Woe > gayyy just dropped all the pringles on the floor =(
Lynn Woe > as soon as I opened the pack
Owen Drakkar > damn!
Owen Drakkar > you popped and couldn't stop
Lynn Woe > as soon as I opened the pack
Owen Drakkar > damn!
Owen Drakkar > you popped and couldn't stop
Oricalcos > What can i do with a corpse i just found in space...
Ix Forres > practice necroph... uhm, I mean, jettison?
Ix Forres > practice necroph... uhm, I mean, jettison?
Milonia > I'm back
Milonia > And the crowd goes wild. LOL
Talaris EveningStar > I'm a wild crowd
*Talaris EveningStar nods slightly
Talaris EveningStar > But I didn't go wild just now. As I was already wild.
Milonia > And the crowd goes wild. LOL
Talaris EveningStar > I'm a wild crowd
*Talaris EveningStar nods slightly
Talaris EveningStar > But I didn't go wild just now. As I was already wild.
Xathax > Gezis Kryct! The killboard says I haven't pressed F1, F2, F3 in anger in over a month
Tolin Dorden > well been ages since I've flown a raven... so sorry on that on em8.... and damn.. that's a long time
Xathax > Yeah, damn new gf
Xathax > Sex really cuts into your eve time
Xathax > Actually, I'm so good at sex it only takes me 30 seconds. It's all the stuff you have to do with the gf before and after that takes all the time =)
Tolin Dorden > well been ages since I've flown a raven... so sorry on that on em8.... and damn.. that's a long time
Xathax > Yeah, damn new gf
Xathax > Sex really cuts into your eve time
Xathax > Actually, I'm so good at sex it only takes me 30 seconds. It's all the stuff you have to do with the gf before and after that takes all the time =)
Dirk Fallows > Jamming Drones? Drones don't Jam.. they ROCK
<Noskire> i'm quite capable of getting women on my own, tyvm
<Noskire> also now when parents got a cute puppy
<Noskire> i'm gonna get more action than ever
<Emiug> ...
<Emiug> poor puppy
<Noskire> also now when parents got a cute puppy
<Noskire> i'm gonna get more action than ever
<Emiug> ...
<Emiug> poor puppy