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Zenquai > Got a crisis on my hands... I cant get the soundcard to work! no music!! Crisis!!!
Carmacoma > "I need a ipod-mini with five gigabyte drum&bass, STAT!!QUICkLY NURSE! Cant you see hes in trouble!?"
Carmacoma > "Ten milligram Dillinja on headsetts, and for christ sake, amp it UP!!!"
Zenquai > lol!!
Carmacoma > "CLEAR!!!" - "Still no pulse doctor..." - "Try 75% amp.." - "CLEAR!!!" - *zappp*
Carmacoma > "I think hes responding..." - "i feel a week pulse..." - "Not enough amp... set it to 100%"
Carmacoma > "CLEAR!!!" - *BZZZZZAPPPAGE!!!* - "Hes up and dancing doctor, your a genious!!!" - "Thank you, thank you..."
Zenquai > hehe, just time for the weekend
Gigi Kent > yeah
Gigi Kent > but
Gigi Kent > youre mining in a rokh
The Stampede > would you be caught doing anything else in a rokh?
Gigi Kent > touche.
<Kurenin> eve is not a game
<Kurenin> it is a simulation of what life would be like if it was totally futile and pointless
GregH > in RL, if a RL time limit is placed and you are late, what normally happens?
Soft Insanity > youre pregnant
Objulen > 02:07:55 Combat Beacon hits you, doing 500.0 damage.
Objulen > 02:07:55 Combat Beacon hits you, doing 384.8 damage.
Objulen > WTF?
Objulen > Why are the BEACONS attacking me?
igRaVeN > if we ever take a station... can we name it "The Easy Bake Coven" ?
Plim > There should be at least ONE faction ship called Dung Beatle
Plim > I don't think CCP really thought the ship names through
Plim > tbh
Kura Accipter > It could push a large Dominix around
Mizarah > oh and can i have my penis back ?
Cutter Isaacson > no you cant, i sold it on e-bay to some japanese bloke
Cutter Isaacson > he said he was gonna dry it out, grind it up and smoke it
Cutter Isaacson > so your gonna have some old japanese guy smoking your pole
Mizarah > b....b......bu.....but.....
Mizarah > X_X
Stufico > :(
Stufico > in 2 months ill be old an gay
Stufico > i mean grey
Farrelley > does the name mean anything sas?
sasuke sagara > nope
sasuke sagara > just a aniime name
Cotton Tail > mine comes from a school nickname when I passed out drunk and someone glued a stuffed rabbit toy to my arse
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