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Final > uhm, got a sleepattack, just woke up :/
Deathwing > someone set sleep to -10 pls
Final > good idea
Watanabe > morning Final ^^
Final > ty

#7488 + ( 25 ) -inappropriate?

Fatwatai > Mynthor was complaining about strip miners the other day.
Fatwatai > He said that it wasn't "fair" that they can only be mounted on barges.
Khellias > ...Wow.
Khellias > I can just picture a stripper on a cruiser.
Khellias > Strip miner, that is.
Fatwatai > I can picture a stripper on a cruiser.

#6342 + ( 5 ) -inappropriate?

Barry Cantona > WTS: Condor called Crow 10 Mil

#12326 + ( 10 ) -inappropriate?

Igualmentedos > hey do we still have a wh?
McBarnacle > yes
Igualmentedos > ohhh, interesting
Igualmentedos > what would i have to do to pa ya visit to the wh?
McBarnacle > blow geo
Igualmentedos > deal.
Hel Lordings > with peanut butter and 200inch black dildo
Igualmentedos > oh, nvm im allergic to peanut butter

#10588 + ( 11 ) -inappropriate?

Suice Esp > I can't be bothered with a scam, so could you just send me money, please.

#6130 + ( 4 ) -inappropriate?

<KomradeVirtunov> Digi, can you ban TrashGUY for me
*** DigitalCommunist sets channel #eve-online mode +b *!*@coldfront-AA09FF6F.chi01.dsl-w.verizon.net
*** KomradeVirtunov was kicked from #eve-online by DigitalCommunist (DigitalCommunist)
<@DigitalCommunist> <KomradeVirtunov> Why did you kickban me and not TrashGUY. That's like banning Angelina Jolie for being a whore and not banning Paris Hilton :/

#12010 + ( 8 ) -inappropriate?

Theo Samaritan > Back then trust me you wouldnt have liked it
Theo Samaritan > this was a typical login scenario for EVE in 02 beta
Theo Samaritan logs in
Theo Samaritan > CONNECTION FAILED
Theo Samaritan logs in again
Theo Samaritan > CONNECTION SUCCEEDED, LOADING
Theo Samaritan crashes to desktop
Theo Samaritan logs in again
Theo Samaritan > CONNECTION SUCCEEDED, LOADING
Theo Samaritan sees 30 error windows
Theo Samaritan crashes to desktop
Theo Samaritan logs in again
Theo Samaritan > CONNECTION SUCC-
Theo Samaritan bluescreens

#687 + ( 12 ) -inappropriate?

Asestorian > i am mac, of the BIG variety
Hellcore > nah, you're a single mcnugget
Asestorian > damn j00

#10493 + ( 40 ) -inappropriate?

<ulf-phone> Roll back the foreskin of ignorance...
<ulf-phone> And apply the wirebrush of enlightenment
<Ciarente> Ulf, that made *me* cross my legs.
<Ciarente> And I'm a girl.

#5190 + ( 4 ) -inappropriate?

Blyzz > i can get ships into pos ship array, as long as they smaller thatn 500001 m³
Blyzz > (with stuff in their hold)
Brentsowski > will my titan fit?
Blyzz > scoop it then transfer it to pos hangar from yours
Blyzz > maybe up bash's ass yes...
Scargill > i know how to do that blyzz
Blyzz > fit a titan up bash's ass?
Scargill > was confused as to where all my fuel had gone
Scargill > go up behind him and hit warp

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