BpaTa Xaoca > we've got CO2 member docked in AH
Jarvis Hellstrom > Probably been there since they owned that station
BpaTa Xaoca > lol permanently anchored spy toon? :D
Jarvis Hellstrom > That or a market warrior
BpaTa Xaoca > oh, the worst enemy... market warrior...must...not...succumb....
BpaTa Xaoca > :)
jih chop > Market Warriors! Draw your Pencils!
jih chop > Brandish your portfolios!
jih chop > Give em the old buy! sell! buy!
BpaTa Xaoca > dock in, spreadsheets blazing!
Jarvis Hellstrom > Fire the dreaded Auditor drones...
jih chop > LAUNCH RED TAPE DISPENSORS!!
jih chop > NOOoooooo not the audiotor drones!!!
Ardetia > Commence outbid our enemies!
jih chop > I thought those were banned by Malkalen Accord!?
Ardetia > Buy all the crap they dont need and place new sell orders at higher values!
BpaTa Xaoca > not in EVE they aren't
jih chop > and on three . . .
jih chop > one, two, three - UNDERCUT! UNDERCUT!! UNDERCT!!!
BpaTa Xaoca > bear tactics, bull sale
Ardetia > kill them with our 0.1 isk increment bid auctions!
jih chop > Dammit!
Ardetia > set them to last for years!
jih chop > they're tanking our buy orders! bring in the meeting disruptors!
BpaTa Xaoca > SEND IN PRIMAL - our main trade toon with 160 orders capacity
BpaTa Xaoca > ahh...the market batlles.... good times :D
Jarvis Hellstrom > Probably been there since they owned that station
BpaTa Xaoca > lol permanently anchored spy toon? :D
Jarvis Hellstrom > That or a market warrior
BpaTa Xaoca > oh, the worst enemy... market warrior...must...not...succumb....
BpaTa Xaoca > :)
jih chop > Market Warriors! Draw your Pencils!
jih chop > Brandish your portfolios!
jih chop > Give em the old buy! sell! buy!
BpaTa Xaoca > dock in, spreadsheets blazing!
Jarvis Hellstrom > Fire the dreaded Auditor drones...
jih chop > LAUNCH RED TAPE DISPENSORS!!
jih chop > NOOoooooo not the audiotor drones!!!
Ardetia > Commence outbid our enemies!
jih chop > I thought those were banned by Malkalen Accord!?
Ardetia > Buy all the crap they dont need and place new sell orders at higher values!
BpaTa Xaoca > not in EVE they aren't
jih chop > and on three . . .
jih chop > one, two, three - UNDERCUT! UNDERCUT!! UNDERCT!!!
BpaTa Xaoca > bear tactics, bull sale
Ardetia > kill them with our 0.1 isk increment bid auctions!
jih chop > Dammit!
Ardetia > set them to last for years!
jih chop > they're tanking our buy orders! bring in the meeting disruptors!
BpaTa Xaoca > SEND IN PRIMAL - our main trade toon with 160 orders capacity
BpaTa Xaoca > ahh...the market batlles.... good times :D
Churick > numbers are bad...
Patrick Kasper > but you can do funny stuff with em
Patrick Kasper > like writing "boobies" on your calculator
Churick > knowing how we behaved around calculators it was inevitable the internets would be used for porn
Patrick Kasper > but you can do funny stuff with em
Patrick Kasper > like writing "boobies" on your calculator
Churick > knowing how we behaved around calculators it was inevitable the internets would be used for porn
<Virtuozzo> ships can't dock at carriers or motherships, and htat is wrong. I need real people inside me.
<Evelgrivion> That came out wrong
<Virtuozzo> ?
<Virtuozzo> ah ffs
<Evelgrivion> That came out wrong
<Virtuozzo> ?
<Virtuozzo> ah ffs
Shadow XII > I used my Myrmidon
Sir Wolfgang > ya, but you use any weapons?
Shadow XII > Nope.
Shadow XII > See what I did is warped in, cruised around, had some tea, and they exploded due to my pure awesome.
Shadow XII > Of course I used weapons, what kind of idiot fucking question is that?
Sir Wolfgang > ya, but you use any weapons?
Shadow XII > Nope.
Shadow XII > See what I did is warped in, cruised around, had some tea, and they exploded due to my pure awesome.
Shadow XII > Of course I used weapons, what kind of idiot fucking question is that?
[This is the local convo after a PERFECTLY executed trap by Event Horizon]
Riot Star > nice trap though. I'll have to write that one down for future use :)
Shattered Wolf > Yeah. I like how you guys had that planned. I'm just like "Ah hell"
Viridian Onyx > That was an excellent trap ^^
Shattered Wolf > I hate you guys!....... :P
Shattered Wolf > j/k :)
Relnala > lol
Relnala > We try to be good at what we do
Shattered Wolf > So I've noticed
Viridian Onyx > Hey Riot
Riot Star > sup?
Viridian Onyx > Why where you shooting me?
Riot Star > I was?
Viridian Onyx > You did the third most damage
br472267 > lol
Riot Star > no... I had you painted on acident I think
br472267 > friendly fire
Viridian Onyx > ...
Viridian Onyx > Dude, ouch
Kalo Dante > frag the LT, Nam is hell :)
Bezo Maxo > ha I knew we couldnt break your tank alone
Relnala > lol
Shattered Wolf > Oh, that's classic
Shattered Wolf > That is freakin' classic
Shattered Wolf > Riot, you are NOT living this one down
Viridian Onyx > Man, you really hurt my feelings, Riot
Kalo Dante > lol
Shattered Wolf > Riot, 20 lashings, you noob :)
Viridian Onyx > This is so going on OMGRAWR.net
Riot Star > nice trap though. I'll have to write that one down for future use :)
Shattered Wolf > Yeah. I like how you guys had that planned. I'm just like "Ah hell"
Viridian Onyx > That was an excellent trap ^^
Shattered Wolf > I hate you guys!....... :P
Shattered Wolf > j/k :)
Relnala > lol
Relnala > We try to be good at what we do
Shattered Wolf > So I've noticed
Viridian Onyx > Hey Riot
Riot Star > sup?
Viridian Onyx > Why where you shooting me?
Riot Star > I was?
Viridian Onyx > You did the third most damage
br472267 > lol
Riot Star > no... I had you painted on acident I think
br472267 > friendly fire
Viridian Onyx > ...
Viridian Onyx > Dude, ouch
Kalo Dante > frag the LT, Nam is hell :)
Bezo Maxo > ha I knew we couldnt break your tank alone
Relnala > lol
Shattered Wolf > Oh, that's classic
Shattered Wolf > That is freakin' classic
Shattered Wolf > Riot, you are NOT living this one down
Viridian Onyx > Man, you really hurt my feelings, Riot
Kalo Dante > lol
Shattered Wolf > Riot, 20 lashings, you noob :)
Viridian Onyx > This is so going on OMGRAWR.net
Steelreigns > in comparison to my first time for sex.. and podding his ass.. I have to say.. podding him was much more .. satisfying.
Minuteman > You are talking in the intel channel. What STDs you have is not EVE-related intel.
A'esma Daeva > you'll never get me in a nano unless you plan to come here and pull a gun to my face
Suprox > What's your address?
Suprox > What's your address?
Jack Gauge > Eve is a front for CCP's porn empire
Expert Newbie > so that's what a procurer looks like
Aernomous > i kinda like the look =P
Expert Newbie > kinda looks like a combat ship
Expert Newbie > if anything, we can be the showroom floor for ORE
Kaydakulla Defur > Indeed.
Aernomous > woot
Expert Newbie > "looking to become a hardcore miner but don't know if you want to take the plunge yet? here we have a procurer, an excellent beginning vessel for the interprising miner!"
Kaydakulla Defur > LOL
Expert Newbie > "want to upgrade to something a bit better without breaking the wallet? this retriever should fit the bill perfectly with its TWO, read it, that's right, TWO turret slots!"
Expert Newbie > "going for the ultimate in mining bliss? look no further than this magnificent coveter, perfect for any mining occasion and a drone bay to impress all the ladies!"
Aernomous > i kinda like the look =P
Expert Newbie > kinda looks like a combat ship
Expert Newbie > if anything, we can be the showroom floor for ORE
Kaydakulla Defur > Indeed.
Aernomous > woot
Expert Newbie > "looking to become a hardcore miner but don't know if you want to take the plunge yet? here we have a procurer, an excellent beginning vessel for the interprising miner!"
Kaydakulla Defur > LOL
Expert Newbie > "want to upgrade to something a bit better without breaking the wallet? this retriever should fit the bill perfectly with its TWO, read it, that's right, TWO turret slots!"
Expert Newbie > "going for the ultimate in mining bliss? look no further than this magnificent coveter, perfect for any mining occasion and a drone bay to impress all the ladies!"