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RESPAWN AGAIN > except i keep blowing my loads on new ships
Kale Ryoko > You tell a woman you're impotent and they'll want to prove you wrong.
Omlyn > a WW2 ace was invited to a class to talk
Omlyn > he was describing a dogfight
Omlyn > he said "...and the fuckers were coming directly out of the sun"
Omlyn > the class all laughs
Omlyn > the teacher said " class class, a Fokker is a german airplane
Omlyn > so the ww2 guy resumes
Omlyn > "and as I was saying the fuckers in their messerschmidts were coming out of the sun..."
10am on a weekday..........

<CmdRat> damn it, don't you people work!?!?
<Lip> :P
<@Faramir> work?
<Lip> hey means mining and hauling
Bsport > sorry i'm the captain i've got to fly my raven class battleship in a daring attack on the pirates stronghold, and my 6000 crew have trusted there lifes to me, so in answer to your question, no i cant do the bloody washing up
mystiq pwnzorg > I believe in Karma. Which means i can do bad things to people all day long, secure in the knowledge that they deserve it. =)
Windle Poons > Hmm, eve is a lot like life. I got a new evemail, it was a bill. :|
EVE System > Channel changed to Teshi Local Channel
Azia Burgi > anyone got any exotic dancers i could have please? its for a birthday present. i'm trying to get a dancer full of dancers.
Azia Burgi > er shit
Azia Burgi > i mean a badger
Azia Burgi > i've got fecking dancers on the brain now :s
FriedRoadKill > uh oh.. i've started taking a liking to scanning innocents for their setups
Jezziika > voyarism fried?
FriedRoadKill > eve voyarism, yeah
FriedRoadKill > "oh man.. check the t2 blasters on that baby"
Zankul > i see we got 48h R&R :)
Lana Sage > yeah 48h of reds in our systems
3rr0rc0d3 > that's what R&R means atm: Reds & Roaming
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