Azia Burgi > i made one of the worst EVER speako's in work today
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
<hazetop> I'd let her nos me, if you know what I mean... ^_^
<FTB|Work> except more than like you'd just get probed out
<hazetop> I had a contract up to her in doril for some frozen seed
<hazetop> she didnt take it
<hazetop> :(
<FTB|Work> except more than like you'd just get probed out
<hazetop> I had a contract up to her in doril for some frozen seed
<hazetop> she didnt take it
<hazetop> :(
Xeln Quuzg > why does my wallet keep decreasing when i buy stuff?
Jaketh Shae > given the number of friendly pods I'm passing I'm assuming there's been a fight ;o)
Gisry > i've just returned from work (counting the time in after work which i spent sipping some beer)
Yozef Banski > wish drinking beer was part of my work
Elise Masutra > and not only spamming public in forum :)
Yozef Banski > wish drinking beer was part of my work
Elise Masutra > and not only spamming public in forum :)
Hellcore > laggy as a laggy thong for me in pator
Hellcore > er...
Hellcore > *thing :)
Viqer Fell > rofl
Hellcore > ewww laggy thong
Hellcore > er...
Hellcore > *thing :)
Viqer Fell > rofl
Hellcore > ewww laggy thong
Yazoul Samaiel > i did a chick and it turned out to be a lady boy
Yohan vonRicthart > but when the bawdy phrases are returned to me, and sweet forbidden dalliance is offered, I ALWAYS turn it down and then get yelled at for leading the girl on........I am truly wretched lol =)
Lefia > well at least there is always make up sex
Yohan vonRicthart > truly
Lefia > Or as my fiance referrs to it as, "Wild monkey jungle sex with whipped topping and a thin layer of chocolate." and I'm dead serious about that
Yohan vonRicthart > unfortunately, my better half does not like to use things that will make the sheets or her dirty......but it matters not. There are very few experiences that I have not had......so I can deal.
Yohan vonRicthart > certain food stuffs make for excellent foreplay........ah those were the days. (sigh)
Lefia > Well it was figurative food anyway, I don't personally enjoy being sticky
Yohan vonRicthart > haha
Lefia > nor having your partner go into a diabetic coma licking 2 pounds of frosting off your body
Yohan vonRicthart > LMAO
Lefia >Plus, spending 3 hours in the emergency room with frosting in your panties is not the most fun you can have on a date
Yohan vonRicthart > no, but WHAT A STORY that would be eh?
Lefia > Yes, one to tell the grandkids I'm sure =p
Yohan vonRicthart > yes, you would almost have to get married on principal
Lefia > Hehe
Lefia > Especially if it had been him wearing the panties
Yohan vonRicthart > who else could you find after that to match up........not to mention you would not want to do it agai........................I just read that.........EEEEEEWWWWWWWW VISUAL IMAGE!!!
Lefia > Hehe, I win
Lefia > well at least there is always make up sex
Yohan vonRicthart > truly
Lefia > Or as my fiance referrs to it as, "Wild monkey jungle sex with whipped topping and a thin layer of chocolate." and I'm dead serious about that
Yohan vonRicthart > unfortunately, my better half does not like to use things that will make the sheets or her dirty......but it matters not. There are very few experiences that I have not had......so I can deal.
Yohan vonRicthart > certain food stuffs make for excellent foreplay........ah those were the days. (sigh)
Lefia > Well it was figurative food anyway, I don't personally enjoy being sticky
Yohan vonRicthart > haha
Lefia > nor having your partner go into a diabetic coma licking 2 pounds of frosting off your body
Yohan vonRicthart > LMAO
Lefia >Plus, spending 3 hours in the emergency room with frosting in your panties is not the most fun you can have on a date
Yohan vonRicthart > no, but WHAT A STORY that would be eh?
Lefia > Yes, one to tell the grandkids I'm sure =p
Yohan vonRicthart > yes, you would almost have to get married on principal
Lefia > Hehe
Lefia > Especially if it had been him wearing the panties
Yohan vonRicthart > who else could you find after that to match up........not to mention you would not want to do it agai........................I just read that.........EEEEEEWWWWWWWW VISUAL IMAGE!!!
Lefia > Hehe, I win
Zaphod Beeblebrock > well harbinger is an overweight burger eating ferox, and the drake is a ferox that got flattened by a truck
Kriszz > hi guys
Shade Widow > /emote rubs Korthans head.
Korthan > /emote slaps Shade
Kriszz > /emote wonders what he's walked in on?
Shade Widow > Me and korthan were just love making.
Shade Widow > He likes to slap me.
Shade Widow > /emote smiles
Korthan > /emote vomits
Kriszz > whatever floats your boat, but get a room hey?
Shade Widow > Korthan wont buy us one.
Shade Widow > He always vomits us out of house and home.
Kriszz > you carry on like this and I'll buy you the room :)
Shade Widow > Sounds good.
Korthan > /emote violently strangles Shade
Shade Widow > /emote rubs Korthans head.
Korthan > /emote slaps Shade
Kriszz > /emote wonders what he's walked in on?
Shade Widow > Me and korthan were just love making.
Shade Widow > He likes to slap me.
Shade Widow > /emote smiles
Korthan > /emote vomits
Kriszz > whatever floats your boat, but get a room hey?
Shade Widow > Korthan wont buy us one.
Shade Widow > He always vomits us out of house and home.
Kriszz > you carry on like this and I'll buy you the room :)
Shade Widow > Sounds good.
Korthan > /emote violently strangles Shade