AtheistOfFail > "Hello raven pilots, look at your ship, now look at mine, now back to your ship and back to me. Sadly your ship isn't my ship but it could be if you stopped passive tanking it and learned how to do an X-L Cap Boosted tank.
AtheistOfFail > Look back down, look back up, where are you? You're on a CNR that you were able to afford because your raven didn't fall apart due to passive tanking.
AtheistOfFail > What's in your hand, back at me, I have it. It's a faction fit Navy Scorpion which is something you secretly love. Look again, the Navy Scorpion is now a titan. Anything can happen if you learn to properly tank a raven. I'm on a well-tanked raven"
AtheistOfFail > Look back down, look back up, where are you? You're on a CNR that you were able to afford because your raven didn't fall apart due to passive tanking.
AtheistOfFail > What's in your hand, back at me, I have it. It's a faction fit Navy Scorpion which is something you secretly love. Look again, the Navy Scorpion is now a titan. Anything can happen if you learn to properly tank a raven. I'm on a well-tanked raven"
G FLY > stfu pirat
Furp > STFU grammatical idiot.
G FLY > oo battlestars
Furp > You're making your English teachers cry at night, you know... Quite shameful.
G FLY > some type of fighting stars!
G FLY > so what the fuck is furp?
Furp > A furp is a furp is a furp is a furp is a furp is a... (ad nauseum)
G FLY > locky ur fukin ded
G FLY > dead like a furpy
Furp > ...Wha? You made no sense there...
G FLY > make sense when ur mom gives me change
Furp > And I request that you not swear at me. It makes the baby messiah cry.
G FLY > fucki fuck you fuckin
Furp > .... My god, the more you swear the less sense you make.
G FLY > stfu noob
Furp > Again, please don't swear at me. It offends my good sensabilities.
Furp > ...Much like bacon. Bacon is horribly evil stuff. It kills kittens, you know.
G FLY > ima declair war on youuuuuu
Furp > So?
Locky Thindromen > ROFL
Locky Thindromen > he says so :)
Furp > OH NOES! I SHALL ETERNALLY FLY IN TERROR OF THE IMPENDING STRIKE *smashsmashsmash* Darned caps locks key. Yes! I shall fly in eternal terror that you might pod me! I quake in fear, and I don't mean quake as in that ever so fun FPS game either! Ye...
G FLY > har!!!
G FLY > big gay pirat named furp
Furp > Oh the horrors of it all! What ever shall I do? I shall now cry my salty e-tears in my El Jay about this, angsting about this for all eternity!
G FLY > serves your right, my work here is doen
Furp > Perhaps I shall even cry at the horrors of this in the forums! Oh, I can see it now, "OMG, 1337 SPLOITER G FLY DEKLURD WOR ON MEEEE!"
G FLY > w3rd
Furp > Although perhaps in the future you should not assume on the gender of the people you're smacktalking to? It will dramatically increase your perceived intelligence quotent.
G FLY > where did you learn to type
G FLY > ?
G FLY > dude, ima like... light ur ass up
Locky Thindromen > i love it when you talk dirty
Furp > STFU grammatical idiot.
G FLY > oo battlestars
Furp > You're making your English teachers cry at night, you know... Quite shameful.
G FLY > some type of fighting stars!
G FLY > so what the fuck is furp?
Furp > A furp is a furp is a furp is a furp is a furp is a... (ad nauseum)
G FLY > locky ur fukin ded
G FLY > dead like a furpy
Furp > ...Wha? You made no sense there...
G FLY > make sense when ur mom gives me change
Furp > And I request that you not swear at me. It makes the baby messiah cry.
G FLY > fucki fuck you fuckin
Furp > .... My god, the more you swear the less sense you make.
G FLY > stfu noob
Furp > Again, please don't swear at me. It offends my good sensabilities.
Furp > ...Much like bacon. Bacon is horribly evil stuff. It kills kittens, you know.
G FLY > ima declair war on youuuuuu
Furp > So?
Locky Thindromen > ROFL
Locky Thindromen > he says so :)
Furp > OH NOES! I SHALL ETERNALLY FLY IN TERROR OF THE IMPENDING STRIKE *smashsmashsmash* Darned caps locks key. Yes! I shall fly in eternal terror that you might pod me! I quake in fear, and I don't mean quake as in that ever so fun FPS game either! Ye...
G FLY > har!!!
G FLY > big gay pirat named furp
Furp > Oh the horrors of it all! What ever shall I do? I shall now cry my salty e-tears in my El Jay about this, angsting about this for all eternity!
G FLY > serves your right, my work here is doen
Furp > Perhaps I shall even cry at the horrors of this in the forums! Oh, I can see it now, "OMG, 1337 SPLOITER G FLY DEKLURD WOR ON MEEEE!"
G FLY > w3rd
Furp > Although perhaps in the future you should not assume on the gender of the people you're smacktalking to? It will dramatically increase your perceived intelligence quotent.
G FLY > where did you learn to type
G FLY > ?
G FLY > dude, ima like... light ur ass up
Locky Thindromen > i love it when you talk dirty
Condor - Xyli, I'd love to have you keep me warm
* Condor - snuggles Xyli
Xyliana - hehe
Condor - of course YOU'RE the cold one.
Condor - so perhaps it'll me likely be me keeping YOU warm
Xyliana - I hate cold weather
Xod - I heard she farts in her sleep
Condor - which I also have no problem with
Condor - wow, the timing was not so good there
Condor - HAH!
Xyliana - Xod I hate you
Xod - I hate me too
Condor - I fart in my awake, so i think it balances out.
Xyliana - you on this personal mision to make sure I never date again :P
* Condor - snuggles Xyli
Xyliana - hehe
Condor - of course YOU'RE the cold one.
Condor - so perhaps it'll me likely be me keeping YOU warm
Xyliana - I hate cold weather
Xod - I heard she farts in her sleep
Condor - which I also have no problem with
Condor - wow, the timing was not so good there
Condor - HAH!
Xyliana - Xod I hate you
Xod - I hate me too
Condor - I fart in my awake, so i think it balances out.
Xyliana - you on this personal mision to make sure I never date again :P
Ralanar Nogred > good, I'm not crazy
Kestherai > wouldn't go that far
Kestherai > :D
Ralanar Nogred > hrmph
Ralanar Nogred > :p
Ralanar Nogred > you know
Ralanar Nogred > this system I'm in
Ralanar Nogred > has a handful of stations
Ralanar Nogred > averages 90-odd people in the system
Ralanar Nogred > and the market is so bloody dry
Ralanar Nogred > no one buying anything, no one selling anything. not even ammo
Kestherai > of
Ralanar Nogred > I'd have to go 5 jumps to get ammo
Ralanar Nogred > !
Ralanar Nogred > if I wasn't making it
Kestherai > ew
Ralanar Nogred > I've half a mind to sell some
Ralanar Nogred > and make a profit
Kestherai > you should
Ralanar Nogred > Crazy D's Discount Ammunition
Kestherai > every customer gets a free handgrenade
Ralanar Nogred > rofl. yes :p
Ralanar Nogred > dammit. more marines
Ralanar Nogred > what good do marines do me.
Ralanar Nogred > Can't sell em in this market backwater.
Ralanar Nogred > wish i could reprocess them into shoelaces or something
Kestherai > ha
Kestherai > or leather
Kestherai > ftw
Ralanar Nogred > leather. Genuine Marine-hide boots!
Ralanar Nogred > Guaranteed to impress your more militant-minded friends!
Kestherai > ha yes
Ralanar Nogred > Buy two and get a free hand grenade! :p
Ralanar Nogred > All here at Crazy D's Ammunition and Surplus!
Kestherai > ah what have I done haha
Ralanar Nogred > :D
Kestherai > wouldn't go that far
Kestherai > :D
Ralanar Nogred > hrmph
Ralanar Nogred > :p
Ralanar Nogred > you know
Ralanar Nogred > this system I'm in
Ralanar Nogred > has a handful of stations
Ralanar Nogred > averages 90-odd people in the system
Ralanar Nogred > and the market is so bloody dry
Ralanar Nogred > no one buying anything, no one selling anything. not even ammo
Kestherai > of
Ralanar Nogred > I'd have to go 5 jumps to get ammo
Ralanar Nogred > !
Ralanar Nogred > if I wasn't making it
Kestherai > ew
Ralanar Nogred > I've half a mind to sell some
Ralanar Nogred > and make a profit
Kestherai > you should
Ralanar Nogred > Crazy D's Discount Ammunition
Kestherai > every customer gets a free handgrenade
Ralanar Nogred > rofl. yes :p
Ralanar Nogred > dammit. more marines
Ralanar Nogred > what good do marines do me.
Ralanar Nogred > Can't sell em in this market backwater.
Ralanar Nogred > wish i could reprocess them into shoelaces or something
Kestherai > ha
Kestherai > or leather
Kestherai > ftw
Ralanar Nogred > leather. Genuine Marine-hide boots!
Ralanar Nogred > Guaranteed to impress your more militant-minded friends!
Kestherai > ha yes
Ralanar Nogred > Buy two and get a free hand grenade! :p
Ralanar Nogred > All here at Crazy D's Ammunition and Surplus!
Kestherai > ah what have I done haha
Ralanar Nogred > :D
<NeoMorph> I cant figure out why I'm getting random picture breakups after demuxing the vid track. I got a feeling its the editor thats causing it
* Sassinak points and laughs at kayo
<NeoMorph> ooops... wrong channel
<NeoMorph> sorry
<Sassinak> BAN PLS
* NeoMorph blushes
* NeoMorph was kicked by nebulai (bannnnned! ;[)
* Sassinak points and laughs at kayo
<NeoMorph> ooops... wrong channel
<NeoMorph> sorry
<Sassinak> BAN PLS
* NeoMorph blushes
* NeoMorph was kicked by nebulai (bannnnned! ;[)
tamlyn > any of you lot alts for a corp in an alliance?
tamlyn > come on i know theres alts out there
tamlyn > fess up
Quirc > im an alt of an alt of an alt of an alt of a main alt to an alt of myself
Kelador Stormwolf > they're all hiding from their FCs atm
Kelador Stormwolf > what they don't know is their FCs are also here, hiding from them
SlutMuffin > that made sense up to the main alt part
tamlyn > come on i know theres alts out there
tamlyn > fess up
Quirc > im an alt of an alt of an alt of an alt of a main alt to an alt of myself
Kelador Stormwolf > they're all hiding from their FCs atm
Kelador Stormwolf > what they don't know is their FCs are also here, hiding from them
SlutMuffin > that made sense up to the main alt part
Nektuu > lol I am not a frog
Ergonaz > you sure?
Nektuu > yea I used to be now I am a princess
solar zody > strangle*
Roland Massatari > haha
solar zody > amarr royalty is a fake
Andra McKay > its like nigerian princes :)
Roland Massatari > and the gallente federation is a collection of misinformed idiots
Nektuu > lol
Andra McKay > its just a scam to trick minmatar out of their hard earned isk
solar zody > never just the few
solar zody > but we need them
Roland Massatari > while the caldari are drunken capitalist that constantly fight for each others isk and will kill you for yours
Andra McKay > what few? i personally own 320+ slaves/minmatar
solar zody > the caldari are a dictatorship
Ergonaz > not drunk! just a little happy thats all
A Cairns > no i dont
solar zody > who do kill each other for isk
Ergonaz > well, they wont give em away so what to do?
solar zody > also caldari hire gallente pro's
Andra McKay > its not a dictatorship, its an oligarchy of benelovent corps
Roland Massatari > and minnmatar are a bunch of vagabond slaves who only managed to survive for so long thanks to the idiotic higher ups in gallente government
solar zody > gallente tarts ftw caldari tart would want a deposit then intrest for a lazy shag
Andra McKay > democracy is overrated anyway...
solar zody > its free
solar zody > untill the tax bill comes in
Andra McKay > perfect system of governance is aristocracy, the dominance of the best
Roland Massatari > the gallente democracy is a sham
Andra McKay > the best capitalists
solar zody > how so
solar zody > amarr only know the book the book only know the fiction the fiction is made up
Andra McKay > Pax Amarria read the truth and see
solar zody > first page of the pax is missing it reads, to my loving family this is pure fiction for a quick lolz
Roland Massatari > ah but what glorius fools we are :) we the first to take to space and subjigate the rest
solar zody > first to rediscover a star drive, but the jove are still here they where first, they came through the eve gate
Andra McKay > of course its a scam... i mean come on, thats the best seeling book in the galaxy... one hell of a cash cow for the amarr royal family
Roland Massatari > and if a am not mistaken so to were the gallente subjcators of the people of caldari =P
solar zody > caldari was a state in the gallente federation
Roland Massatari > isnt freedom the one thing gallente preach about? so then why bombard caldari prime and drive them from their own home?
Ergonaz > they wat the frredom to bomb anyoen they wish
solar zody > wow a book that can out sell harry potter lol
Andra McKay > the thig amarr are hiding under their hoods is that they are actually caldari, ripping off the galaxy on religious articles
solar zody > they did it in a nasty manor so they deserved to lose their homeworld
Roland Massatari > =P
Roland Massatari > ill let caldari argue that point :)
solar zody > they got it back
Andra McKay > here, buy that statue of saint whatshisname, to save your immortal soul... thats 150 isk ther
Andra McKay > its caldari with a new business plan :)
Roland Massatari > instead of the plain face steal oyur money you belove we are the reach around and steal your wallet while your not looking type?
solar zody > rip off others rarther than each other
solar zody > it wont last
Roland Massatari > it has so far and will for many more centuries to come
Andra McKay > yep, no law abiding citizen wears such a hood
Ergonaz > its better to do the leding deal
Andra McKay > thats why im in on all that "amarr victor" stuff... im profiting from that pyramid sheme while it lasts :)
Roland Massatari > hehe it is alright to comit your sins so long as you have the *insert holy figure here* to absolve you of your sins >=P
Andra McKay > buy the holy figure now, and youll get a pax amarria signed by <insert televangelist name> for free
Andra McKay > gonna open my own televangelism channel i think... need isk to fuel my dread :)
Roland Massatari > yes exactly and now to bring the minnmatar back into line
Roland Massatari > i belive the people incharge of the seven hundred club beat you to that one adnra
Roland Massatari > andra*
Andra McKay > hehe, no worries... the former slaves have been teached for centuries in amarrian religion... they will bring it home to minmatar where amarr religion will spread and open a new market
Roland Massatari > need to stop typing typo curse is coming back
solar zody > lol
solar zody > minmatar wont accept trail crap like the pax
solar zody > trivial*
Andra McKay > here, buy this religious artefact for only 150m isk, it will cure you from that curse :)
solar zody > so will a bath
Ergonaz > you sure?
Nektuu > yea I used to be now I am a princess
solar zody > strangle*
Roland Massatari > haha
solar zody > amarr royalty is a fake
Andra McKay > its like nigerian princes :)
Roland Massatari > and the gallente federation is a collection of misinformed idiots
Nektuu > lol
Andra McKay > its just a scam to trick minmatar out of their hard earned isk
solar zody > never just the few
solar zody > but we need them
Roland Massatari > while the caldari are drunken capitalist that constantly fight for each others isk and will kill you for yours
Andra McKay > what few? i personally own 320+ slaves/minmatar
solar zody > the caldari are a dictatorship
Ergonaz > not drunk! just a little happy thats all
A Cairns > no i dont
solar zody > who do kill each other for isk
Ergonaz > well, they wont give em away so what to do?
solar zody > also caldari hire gallente pro's
Andra McKay > its not a dictatorship, its an oligarchy of benelovent corps
Roland Massatari > and minnmatar are a bunch of vagabond slaves who only managed to survive for so long thanks to the idiotic higher ups in gallente government
solar zody > gallente tarts ftw caldari tart would want a deposit then intrest for a lazy shag
Andra McKay > democracy is overrated anyway...
solar zody > its free
solar zody > untill the tax bill comes in
Andra McKay > perfect system of governance is aristocracy, the dominance of the best
Roland Massatari > the gallente democracy is a sham
Andra McKay > the best capitalists
solar zody > how so
solar zody > amarr only know the book the book only know the fiction the fiction is made up
Andra McKay > Pax Amarria read the truth and see
solar zody > first page of the pax is missing it reads, to my loving family this is pure fiction for a quick lolz
Roland Massatari > ah but what glorius fools we are :) we the first to take to space and subjigate the rest
solar zody > first to rediscover a star drive, but the jove are still here they where first, they came through the eve gate
Andra McKay > of course its a scam... i mean come on, thats the best seeling book in the galaxy... one hell of a cash cow for the amarr royal family
Roland Massatari > and if a am not mistaken so to were the gallente subjcators of the people of caldari =P
solar zody > caldari was a state in the gallente federation
Roland Massatari > isnt freedom the one thing gallente preach about? so then why bombard caldari prime and drive them from their own home?
Ergonaz > they wat the frredom to bomb anyoen they wish
solar zody > wow a book that can out sell harry potter lol
Andra McKay > the thig amarr are hiding under their hoods is that they are actually caldari, ripping off the galaxy on religious articles
solar zody > they did it in a nasty manor so they deserved to lose their homeworld
Roland Massatari > =P
Roland Massatari > ill let caldari argue that point :)
solar zody > they got it back
Andra McKay > here, buy that statue of saint whatshisname, to save your immortal soul... thats 150 isk ther
Andra McKay > its caldari with a new business plan :)
Roland Massatari > instead of the plain face steal oyur money you belove we are the reach around and steal your wallet while your not looking type?
solar zody > rip off others rarther than each other
solar zody > it wont last
Roland Massatari > it has so far and will for many more centuries to come
Andra McKay > yep, no law abiding citizen wears such a hood
Ergonaz > its better to do the leding deal
Andra McKay > thats why im in on all that "amarr victor" stuff... im profiting from that pyramid sheme while it lasts :)
Roland Massatari > hehe it is alright to comit your sins so long as you have the *insert holy figure here* to absolve you of your sins >=P
Andra McKay > buy the holy figure now, and youll get a pax amarria signed by <insert televangelist name> for free
Andra McKay > gonna open my own televangelism channel i think... need isk to fuel my dread :)
Roland Massatari > yes exactly and now to bring the minnmatar back into line
Roland Massatari > i belive the people incharge of the seven hundred club beat you to that one adnra
Roland Massatari > andra*
Andra McKay > hehe, no worries... the former slaves have been teached for centuries in amarrian religion... they will bring it home to minmatar where amarr religion will spread and open a new market
Roland Massatari > need to stop typing typo curse is coming back
solar zody > lol
solar zody > minmatar wont accept trail crap like the pax
solar zody > trivial*
Andra McKay > here, buy this religious artefact for only 150m isk, it will cure you from that curse :)
solar zody > so will a bath
Mr Valentine > 62 people on local and no-one talking, whats that about?
Edvard Godspeed > Shhh :p
Crescend > We're contemplating the infinite. Hush.
FUBAR4U2 > we are huntin' wabbits' shhhh
Edvard Godspeed > Shhh :p
Crescend > We're contemplating the infinite. Hush.
FUBAR4U2 > we are huntin' wabbits' shhhh
Deka Khan > right im finshing this haul then food beckons
Kayne Darklight > chinese?
Kayne Darklight > pizza?
Kayne Darklight > tin of cold beans?
Deka Khan > closer
Monged Out > fry up
Deka Khan > in one
Kayne Darklight > toast
Deka Khan > sausgae eggs chips and beans
Monged Out > i migth go have a fry up too
Kayne Darklight > hmmmm
Kayne Darklight > the healthy example of the corp leadership
Deka Khan > unfortunately all i have is the beans - so might have to venture outside
* Kayne Darklight laughs
Kayne Darklight > that`s a good one
Kayne Darklight > sausage, eggs, chips and beans, but i`ve only got the beans
Kayne Darklight > chinese?
Kayne Darklight > pizza?
Kayne Darklight > tin of cold beans?
Deka Khan > closer
Monged Out > fry up
Deka Khan > in one
Kayne Darklight > toast
Deka Khan > sausgae eggs chips and beans
Monged Out > i migth go have a fry up too
Kayne Darklight > hmmmm
Kayne Darklight > the healthy example of the corp leadership
Deka Khan > unfortunately all i have is the beans - so might have to venture outside
* Kayne Darklight laughs
Kayne Darklight > that`s a good one
Kayne Darklight > sausage, eggs, chips and beans, but i`ve only got the beans
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > Dammit Scotty! stop fapping and open the damn doors!
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > Dammit Scotty! stop fapping and open the damn doors!