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Andreus Ixiris > Midna, do you think you could sign a hull plate from my Navy Issue Megathron, the Ascendant?
*Andreus Ixiris gets a cargo drone to tear off one of his hull plates and hurries it over to wherever Midna is
Midna Lyre > Oh, sure. Last one, honest!
*Midna Lyre signs the hull plate. > Try not to get that shot off, would you?
Andreus Ixiris > I'll do my best.
Usha Nisha > so i just got down with a private trainer at the gym, and i want to fire him... i think that means hes good at his job
Usha Nisha > done** not down
Norlana > DOES NO ONE RESPECT THE OLD GODS ANYMORE?
Norlana > WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO
Cheetah Six > You say that like Odin gives two shits about your respect.
Logosyn > Buying ISK is like faking an orgasm when you're masturbating.....
Chopper Garp > trev dock in next 5 mins
Trevedian > ?
Trevedian > no
Chopper Garp > am saying that because your not a s*it head like resst of krom
Trevedian > and why should i listen
Trevedian > i want a fight
Trevedian > u 2 vs m ve
Trevedian > me
Trevedian > u 2 sissies versus me.. okay?
Trevedian > any1 else in ur corp online? bring them too
Chopper Garp > woah hey trev your not after another hard on are you ?
Trevedian > not from a eunuch jellybell like urself
Chopper Garp > warmer
Chopper Garp > getting warmer
Trevedian > cold
Trevedian > uncloak u pussy
Chopper Garp > bingo !!!
mr cheech > any1 got some sister cambat probes they wanna sell me ? ;)
Promethian child > i got a sister i can sell
Promethian child > she prolly can probe too
Damark > hmm sharp pain when i inhale
Damark > thats likley not good
haav0c > is it consistent?
haav0c > or just once, at random?
Damark > no
Damark > couple times
haav0c > that happens to me occasionally
Damark > but not on every breath
Damark > are you dying of cancer or anything>?
haav0c > nah
haav0c > 19
haav0c > prime of my life
Damark > aight im fine then
haav0c > oh and my arm just fell off.
haav0c > typing with one hand
Damark > ah
Damark > mine too
Damark > weird
haav0c > no! other hand!
haav0c > using penis now
haav0c > oh ffs
Damark > is there any other way to type?
haav0c > glaring at the keys seems to be working.
<Rod|> knobs of the universe, rejoice at my coming and throw at my feet your offerings
* Porro throws a box of thumbtacks :>
<Porro> its all i had!
Colonel Kurtko > wtf they changed one ice planet in DW into an plasma planet :S
Colonel Kurtko > I`m missing a planet now XD
Enyalius Jin > Global warming mate
> Hey amarr, you bore me so much, I'm going self-destruct my ship, want to come watch?
> If its a minmatar ship how will I know once you have done it?
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