jih chop > I align to station
jih chop > look at my cap
jih chop > I have almosts none (meant to cycle shield booster - forgot to turn it off)
jih chop > so I can't jump
jih chop > I MUST warp
jih chop > now
jih chop > when I get to an anomolie, the first thing I do is align my ship to the station
jih chop > then stop the engines and launch sentries
jih chop > so i'm already aligned,
jih chop > I just need to get up to ¾ speed to warp
jih chop > Oh Crap!
jih chop > I forgot to pull my drones!
jih chop > I pull me drones
jih chop > and at the last second they fire one last volley
jih chop > killing the BS and clearing that wave
jih chop > a new wave spawns
jih chop > and the frigs web me
jih chop > and I instawarp to the station!
jih chop > The End
jih chop > True Story!
WooterX2 > i knew it, i get off the computer for 10 min and Jih starts talkin to himself
WooterX2 > alot
WooterX2 > that is a good story
WooterX2 > lol
jih chop > it was awesome!
jih chop > I am so deeply loved by all in EVE
jih chop > that even the <i>rats</i> fight to save me!
jih chop > look at my cap
jih chop > I have almosts none (meant to cycle shield booster - forgot to turn it off)
jih chop > so I can't jump
jih chop > I MUST warp
jih chop > now
jih chop > when I get to an anomolie, the first thing I do is align my ship to the station
jih chop > then stop the engines and launch sentries
jih chop > so i'm already aligned,
jih chop > I just need to get up to ¾ speed to warp
jih chop > Oh Crap!
jih chop > I forgot to pull my drones!
jih chop > I pull me drones
jih chop > and at the last second they fire one last volley
jih chop > killing the BS and clearing that wave
jih chop > a new wave spawns
jih chop > and the frigs web me
jih chop > and I instawarp to the station!
jih chop > The End
jih chop > True Story!
WooterX2 > i knew it, i get off the computer for 10 min and Jih starts talkin to himself
WooterX2 > alot
WooterX2 > that is a good story
WooterX2 > lol
jih chop > it was awesome!
jih chop > I am so deeply loved by all in EVE
jih chop > that even the <i>rats</i> fight to save me!
Zero0 > omg, what am I doing? im talking hair care with a blonde!!! I need to change the subject quick...... umm..... umm..... nothings coming to mind.......
Jenesa > talk about sex
Jenesa > but not with me
Zero0 > ..... never crossed my mind...... well maybe it did, but just once...... every 7 seconds..........
Jenesa > /emote points to the cold shower room
Zero0 > yes mam
Zero0 > /emote hangs his head and walks away
Jenesa > talk about sex
Jenesa > but not with me
Zero0 > ..... never crossed my mind...... well maybe it did, but just once...... every 7 seconds..........
Jenesa > /emote points to the cold shower room
Zero0 > yes mam
Zero0 > /emote hangs his head and walks away
JLobes > Wow.
JLobes > now THAT sucks.
JLobes > i flew into the biggest gate camp ive ever seen in my entire life.
JLobes > was easily 20 ships.
Megamole > where
Temugen > rofl..i guess your dead :)
JLobes > stay out of KBP
JLobes > yeah temu =
JLobes > =P
JLobes > 5 people got on my POD mail.
Megamole > what were u flying
Temugen > rofl
JLobes > Enyo =P
Temugen > target :P
JLobes > big and pink =)
JLobes > now THAT sucks.
JLobes > i flew into the biggest gate camp ive ever seen in my entire life.
JLobes > was easily 20 ships.
Megamole > where
Temugen > rofl..i guess your dead :)
JLobes > stay out of KBP
JLobes > yeah temu =
JLobes > =P
JLobes > 5 people got on my POD mail.
Megamole > what were u flying
Temugen > rofl
JLobes > Enyo =P
Temugen > target :P
JLobes > big and pink =)
<Hammerhead> whine on the forum, the mods love it
<The Hooded Claw> Arggh you bloody stippers, there is no ore left in this system to mine!
<Psycho Doughboy> I'm not a stripper, I'm a miner.
<Psycho Doughboy> I'm not a stripper, I'm a miner.
AfterShock > Where is Spiderman when ya need him
Paxmor > CCP nerfed him.
Paxmor > CCP nerfed him.
* YourMomma gives you a tissue
<YourMomma> wipe that cum and drool off
<MrBlades> tissue?
<MrBlades> c'mon, have to try harder than that
<MrBlades> im a old man remember
<MrBlades> takes a lot to get my blood pumping
* YourMomma gives you a viagra
<MrBlades> that'll jsut make it awkward for me to walk for a while
<YourMomma> wipe that cum and drool off
<MrBlades> tissue?
<MrBlades> c'mon, have to try harder than that
<MrBlades> im a old man remember
<MrBlades> takes a lot to get my blood pumping
* YourMomma gives you a viagra
<MrBlades> that'll jsut make it awkward for me to walk for a while
Baerr > bug # 432 I guess
BeanBagKing > Baerr, that's missing several 0's
BeanBagKing > Baerr, that's missing several 0's
<Urban_Mongral> Hey shigsy
<shigsy> soup
<Urban_Mongral> what happened here: http://killboard.heretic-nation.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16026
<shigsy> i was pkin angles
<shigsy> nd foundation treid 2 kill me
<shigsy> so i runned away
<shigsy> but they coght me
<Urban_Mongral> its more a question about the light autocannons, the BCU's, the Cursier sized afterbuner, the shield tank, the lack of drones and missiles in your cargo hold
<Urban_Mongral> to name but a few
<Urban_Mongral> This is a crime against Dominix's
<shigsy> wot abot the crime against my dominix by foundation pirats????
<Urban_Mongral> yes it is - it a crime putting that stuff on a Domi under any cirumstances
<shigsy> ill crime u if u dont stfu k????
<Urban_Mongral> with what?
<shigsy> then we see who laugh then ok???
<Urban_Mongral> you'll probably come round my house and try and attack me with a stick of celary, given your obvious talent for choosing effective weapons
<shigsy> ill effeect my weapon in ur face
<Urban_Mongral> oh that could be taken so out of context
<shigsy> soup
<Urban_Mongral> what happened here: http://killboard.heretic-nation.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16026
<shigsy> i was pkin angles
<shigsy> nd foundation treid 2 kill me
<shigsy> so i runned away
<shigsy> but they coght me
<Urban_Mongral> its more a question about the light autocannons, the BCU's, the Cursier sized afterbuner, the shield tank, the lack of drones and missiles in your cargo hold
<Urban_Mongral> to name but a few
<Urban_Mongral> This is a crime against Dominix's
<shigsy> wot abot the crime against my dominix by foundation pirats????
<Urban_Mongral> yes it is - it a crime putting that stuff on a Domi under any cirumstances
<shigsy> ill crime u if u dont stfu k????
<Urban_Mongral> with what?
<shigsy> then we see who laugh then ok???
<Urban_Mongral> you'll probably come round my house and try and attack me with a stick of celary, given your obvious talent for choosing effective weapons
<shigsy> ill effeect my weapon in ur face
<Urban_Mongral> oh that could be taken so out of context
Grandmaster Domiku > state war acadamy has some leet trolls yo
Grandmaster Domiku > they convice young caldarians to train for rails :(
Onyxalia La'fiette > good, that weeds out the morons
Grandmaster Domiku > they convice young caldarians to train for rails :(
Onyxalia La'fiette > good, that weeds out the morons