Xathax > Gezis Kryct! The killboard says I haven't pressed F1, F2, F3 in anger in over a month
Tolin Dorden > well been ages since I've flown a raven... so sorry on that on em8.... and damn.. that's a long time
Xathax > Yeah, damn new gf
Xathax > Sex really cuts into your eve time
Xathax > Actually, I'm so good at sex it only takes me 30 seconds. It's all the stuff you have to do with the gf before and after that takes all the time =)
Tolin Dorden > well been ages since I've flown a raven... so sorry on that on em8.... and damn.. that's a long time
Xathax > Yeah, damn new gf
Xathax > Sex really cuts into your eve time
Xathax > Actually, I'm so good at sex it only takes me 30 seconds. It's all the stuff you have to do with the gf before and after that takes all the time =)
Aeron Kozovv > holy shit.
Aeron Kozovv > I just told my drones to return to the drone bay.....and they did!
galltach optima > your lying
Whispering Roar > SS or it didnt happen
Aeron Kozovv > I shit you not! they attacked my target too! =D
galltach optima > they were some one elses drones
Aeron Kozovv > I just told my drones to return to the drone bay.....and they did!
galltach optima > your lying
Whispering Roar > SS or it didnt happen
Aeron Kozovv > I shit you not! they attacked my target too! =D
galltach optima > they were some one elses drones
Mr Evilbadnasty > oh man
Mr Evilbadnasty > this chick called Eve just called me and asked if I wanted to go out for a drink with her
Mr Evilbadnasty > so do I play Eve, or play with Eve. =
Eck Stavo > both?
Mr Evilbadnasty > eh, I don't think she's that big on computer games tbh
Mr Evilbadnasty > o.0
Eck Stavo > invite her back to your place and show her how big a megathron is
Mr Evilbadnasty > this chick called Eve just called me and asked if I wanted to go out for a drink with her
Mr Evilbadnasty > so do I play Eve, or play with Eve. =
Eck Stavo > both?
Mr Evilbadnasty > eh, I don't think she's that big on computer games tbh
Mr Evilbadnasty > o.0
Eck Stavo > invite her back to your place and show her how big a megathron is
VulkanXx > a dog just tried to hump me
VulkanXx > WTF?!?!
Dondo Yonderboy > you must smell like bitch, Mr. Xx
VulkanXx > WTF?!?!
Dondo Yonderboy > you must smell like bitch, Mr. Xx
(HippoKing): oh god
(HippoKing): I'm the worst friend ever
(KomradeVirtunov): Here comes a story we can't stop.
(HippoKing): basically, my best mate has a female friend who I don't know
(HippoKing): who has just got back from the hospital
(HippoKing): and been told she had cancer
(HippoKing): he says "what on earth do you say to that "
(HippoKing): I said "It could be worse, you could be fat"
(HippoKing): then he said "she's actually pretty stocky already"
(HippoKing): so I said "tell her chemo makes you lose weight"
(HippoKing): now he is pissed off
(Levin): haha
(Levin): now hes pissed?
(Vando): you're such a cunt
(Vando): HE'S pissed?
(Vando): you should tell him 'at least you don't have cancer you insensitive prick'
(HippoKing): I'm the worst friend ever
(KomradeVirtunov): Here comes a story we can't stop.
(HippoKing): basically, my best mate has a female friend who I don't know
(HippoKing): who has just got back from the hospital
(HippoKing): and been told she had cancer
(HippoKing): he says "what on earth do you say to that "
(HippoKing): I said "It could be worse, you could be fat"
(HippoKing): then he said "she's actually pretty stocky already"
(HippoKing): so I said "tell her chemo makes you lose weight"
(HippoKing): now he is pissed off
(Levin): haha
(Levin): now hes pissed?
(Vando): you're such a cunt
(Vando): HE'S pissed?
(Vando): you should tell him 'at least you don't have cancer you insensitive prick'
Gallentious > ewoks as an alliance they should be red just for the name
Gallentious > nbsi - works for me
MartyMorgy > they saved rebel allianec though
Kassumma > they were rebel pets tbh
Kassumma > couldnt hold space on their own
MartyMorgy > at least they weren't renters
Kassumma > yea but they used t1 sticks and rocks. useless for fleet combat
MartyMorgy > they were ahead of their time, they knew about Dust514
Gallentious > nbsi - works for me
MartyMorgy > they saved rebel allianec though
Kassumma > they were rebel pets tbh
Kassumma > couldnt hold space on their own
MartyMorgy > at least they weren't renters
Kassumma > yea but they used t1 sticks and rocks. useless for fleet combat
MartyMorgy > they were ahead of their time, they knew about Dust514
Sunflare > lol, you want to go through ammo fast? try autocannons on a Minmatar ship with ROF bonus :/
Sunflare > they chew through ammo like it's candy that'll get you high
Birkir > no thanks I dont like stepping into garbage
Sicori Malaki > lol
Sunflare > your lucky, if i was playing my other Character i'd resent that statement :P
Birkir > you're lucky, I if were someone else I might be shaking in me spaceboots
Sunflare > they chew through ammo like it's candy that'll get you high
Birkir > no thanks I dont like stepping into garbage
Sicori Malaki > lol
Sunflare > your lucky, if i was playing my other Character i'd resent that statement :P
Birkir > you're lucky, I if were someone else I might be shaking in me spaceboots
<Leitari> I just filled my trash can with snow and Im waiting for my beer to cool down
<Leitari> got to love these free coolers
<Leitari> got to love these free coolers
Sforza > You want to be above and behind the exit point so you can nudge him away from the dicking tube
Sforza > *docking!
Sforza > *docking!
Mitch Lawrence > can some1 help with these rats, my cargo is full of tech II implants and my jetcan is full of jaspet, im fitted in full mining lasers and my drones are all mining type