Karlemgne > Can anyone possibly explain to me how I killed a wolf
Karlemgne > fitted with civilian auto-cannons
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > O.O
Feral Karkassia > I don't know
Karlemgne > Yep
Feral Karkassia > but please pod it for me
mandaro > What the frak?
Feral Karkassia > I call ebay
Karlemgne > Oh, I did pod
Karlemgne > The funny part is
Karlemgne > I was in my domi
Karlemgne > It took me over 20 seconds to lock the pod.
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > his capsule decided life with the body was not worth the shame and refused to warp.
Karlemgne > haha
Feral Karkassia > sounds like one of those "Is this guy actually.. NOT... gonna... warp???"
Feral Karkassia > squishguessnot
Karlemgne > I can imagine the voice of aura "I refuse to warp you because you are an idiot"
Karlemgne > fitted with civilian auto-cannons
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > O.O
Feral Karkassia > I don't know
Karlemgne > Yep
Feral Karkassia > but please pod it for me
mandaro > What the frak?
Feral Karkassia > I call ebay
Karlemgne > Oh, I did pod
Karlemgne > The funny part is
Karlemgne > I was in my domi
Karlemgne > It took me over 20 seconds to lock the pod.
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > his capsule decided life with the body was not worth the shame and refused to warp.
Karlemgne > haha
Feral Karkassia > sounds like one of those "Is this guy actually.. NOT... gonna... warp???"
Feral Karkassia > squishguessnot
Karlemgne > I can imagine the voice of aura "I refuse to warp you because you are an idiot"
sugarXsugar > i don't have pet peeves. i have major psycotic fucking hatreds
Khellias> Playing the CCG and the online game at the same time.
Khellias> This seems kinda sad.
Khellias> But it is amusing.
Khellias> This seems kinda sad.
Khellias> But it is amusing.
Mtthias Clemi > you dont condone piracy?
Exelsior > no...
Exelsior > well
Exelsior > eve piracy
Exelsior > normal piracy like 'yarr!' in boats s good
Exelsior > no...
Exelsior > well
Exelsior > eve piracy
Exelsior > normal piracy like 'yarr!' in boats s good
Aveste Rin > do you know what is more annoying than spider drones?
DeathIsMyJustice > 6 of them?
Needsleep000 > lol
Needsleep000 > spider drones that also scram and you have no light drones
Needsleep000 > thats like hell right there
Aveste Rin > good answer, it was a trick question, nothing is more annoying than spider drones
DeathIsMyJustice > 6 of them?
Needsleep000 > lol
Needsleep000 > spider drones that also scram and you have no light drones
Needsleep000 > thats like hell right there
Aveste Rin > good answer, it was a trick question, nothing is more annoying than spider drones
jih chop > wiseoak - got a sec?
wiseoak > kinda busy atm.. but will check in with you later
IceBlade Rage > wise you got a min for a pm?
jih chop > HEY!
jih chop > end of the line bub!
KiltedWarrior > take a number ice
jih chop > lol
KiltedWarrior > lol
IceBlade Rage > lol
IceBlade Rage > just adding to the queue guys :-P
jih chop > wiseoak is getting to be as bad as the motor vehicle registry
IceBlade Rage > he needs a secretary
jih chop > I'm getting Cobwebs!
jih chop > no, if he gets a secretary he'll just park her under his desk and never come out of his office
KiltedWarrior > /emote facepalms
Konferge > Or an Answering service
wiseoak > NOW SERVING #853
jih chop > rofl
jih chop > that's me! that's me!
KiltedWarrior > BINGO!!!!
KiltedWarrior > rofl
jih chop > wait - where's my ticket?! Noooooo!
KiltedWarrior > iceblade, I'm not in line, I was just kidding
jih chop > and you move up ice, I have to go to bed soon and I've been in this line without moving for so long that a family of squirrels has taken up residence in my beard
wiseoak > kinda busy atm.. but will check in with you later
IceBlade Rage > wise you got a min for a pm?
jih chop > HEY!
jih chop > end of the line bub!
KiltedWarrior > take a number ice
jih chop > lol
KiltedWarrior > lol
IceBlade Rage > lol
IceBlade Rage > just adding to the queue guys :-P
jih chop > wiseoak is getting to be as bad as the motor vehicle registry
IceBlade Rage > he needs a secretary
jih chop > I'm getting Cobwebs!
jih chop > no, if he gets a secretary he'll just park her under his desk and never come out of his office
KiltedWarrior > /emote facepalms
Konferge > Or an Answering service
wiseoak > NOW SERVING #853
jih chop > rofl
jih chop > that's me! that's me!
KiltedWarrior > BINGO!!!!
KiltedWarrior > rofl
jih chop > wait - where's my ticket?! Noooooo!
KiltedWarrior > iceblade, I'm not in line, I was just kidding
jih chop > and you move up ice, I have to go to bed soon and I've been in this line without moving for so long that a family of squirrels has taken up residence in my beard
<Merdekka> if you want to pick up chicks, you need a deimos
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
Tiberius Wenchel > The best description I've heard of the Echelon thus far is when my wife logged in yesterday and said "Ew! That's a butt!"
Ze'ev Sinraali > Your wife has some strange ideas about butts.
Tiberius Wenchel > Well, you've never seen me naked.
Stitcher > and after this conversation, I don't want to
Tiberius Wenchel > Admit that a little part of you is curious about the spinny bit.
Ze'ev Sinraali > Your wife has some strange ideas about butts.
Tiberius Wenchel > Well, you've never seen me naked.
Stitcher > and after this conversation, I don't want to
Tiberius Wenchel > Admit that a little part of you is curious about the spinny bit.
Dantes Wolf > anyone ever gave some thought to our neighbouring system?
Dantes Wolf > imo, the guys at CCP gets what they need lol
Dantes Wolf > L-1hkr
Dantes Wolf > Lone Hooker
Dantes Wolf > lol
Dantes Wolf > the constellation looks like a dick too xD
Dantes Wolf > imo, the guys at CCP gets what they need lol
Dantes Wolf > L-1hkr
Dantes Wolf > Lone Hooker
Dantes Wolf > lol
Dantes Wolf > the constellation looks like a dick too xD
Par'Gellen > watch out or I'll tell my boyfriend Upgrade
Lynx Amurie > that like windows 7 upgrade?
Lynx Amurie > cause if it is backup all your stuff cause otherwise he's gonna fuck most of it up, and half of your stuff probably won't work anymore
Dload > Never upgrade. Always do a clean install!
Lynx Amurie > that like windows 7 upgrade?
Lynx Amurie > cause if it is backup all your stuff cause otherwise he's gonna fuck most of it up, and half of your stuff probably won't work anymore
Dload > Never upgrade. Always do a clean install!