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Aedron > Somer Lotteries, the only place I can feel good about spending 200m on 3 frigs
Arvald >im fucking pissed that i had to shave my mustache
Arvald > i accidentally shaved a chunk of it off while grooming with the beard trimmer -_-
Arvald > so it was ether go with a hitler or restart
Arvald > ill tell you i was debating for a good 20 mins
Arvald > but it just wasn't worth it
<sap> dt is how many hours tonight?
<vensa> 6
<ifni^work> DigitalCommunist
<ifni^work> vensa, 8
<ifni^work> 1100 to 1700
<ifni^work> wait
<vensa> yeah, thats 6
<ifni^work> im an idiot
<ifni^work> i guess i wont be doing sham's maths afterall
Pakalolo > does eve work on win3.1?
Skillz > I hope you all get banned
John Aubrey > i ran over a kitten in my car this morning, does anyone know the best way to get it out of my tyre treads?
John Aubrey > id use a knife, but im worried about puncturing the tyres
Quintila > LMAO
Invention Smurf > jet hose
The Okamik > wtf o.O
John Aubrey > the pressure washer at the car wash?
John Aubrey > its pretty expensive...
Invention Smurf > nah - portable one
The Okamik > pressure washer will do... but.. wtf o.O
Invention Smurf > I have one
John Aubrey > hmm
Beremir > just do a burnout
williejones1984 > kitten or washer?
John Aubrey > dont care about the kitten, just the new dunlops
Quintila > lol
Invention Smurf > jjst leave yer car on a Liverpool street - fooking scousers will nick all your tyres in 60 seconds and kitten goes with them
<Kurenin> if people were forced to use turret ships
<Kurenin> there wouldnt be a problem
<Kurenin> they'd get fucked 6 times over before they manage to kill anything
<Kalroth> I disagree
<Kurenin> why?
<Kalroth> You're usually wrong
<moocifer> X'D
Sister Milani > The term 'web developer' always reminds me of a spider. :
Daza Vyndre > lol
Azia Burgi > heheh
Soras Evadon > hmm...shooting threads from your ass for a living
Soras Evadon > sounds fun
Azia Burgi > :s
Soras Evadon > how to kill a chat 101: use a reference that could only be goatse, but worse
DevAmarr Null > to whom may i report a pirate?
General Chen > There is a pirate report hotline
DevAmarr Null > how can i access it?
General Chen > 1-800-whine-more
DevAmarr Null > wait
DevAmarr Null > no one answers it :D
<@TWD> Woot. Has the coalition almost won yet?
<&NTRabbit> i heard they had, TWD
<&NTRabbit> its only a matter of days before your alliance crumbles
<Candy> Make your time!
<Maarud> heh
<@TWD> Noo :|
* @ifni^work slaps TWD around a bit with a large trout
<@ifni^work> your time has come!
<&NTRabbit> rak is already preparing for his role as interim governor
<BlackRain> Onos, we're losing the war?
<Pallidum> Who's losing the war?
<Pallidum> We are?
<Maarud> yes
<Pallidum> :(
<&NTRabbit> i saw them pulling down a statue of Molle in YZ on CNN last night
<Maarud> oh noes!
<BlackRain> It was a big statue. We had to mine quite a lot of minerals in order to build it :
<@ifni^work> digi will lose his dominions
<@ifni^work> i wonder if he'll cry
<&NTRabbit> and coalition forces reported that they had surrounded the Ace of Clubs and the Jack of Spades in Delve
<&NTRabbit> thats TWD and digi btw
<Maarud> bottoms bared
<BlackRain> There are no infidel tanks on the streets of Delve
<@ifni^work> lol ntr
<Pallidum> hahaha!
<Candy> there are wmds in BoB space
<&NTRabbit> kayosoni stood at the edge of outer ring and offered to surrender himself to colation forces, but nobody cared
<&NTRabbit> Ayatollah Seleene Khomeini and his militants remain at large
<BlackRain> I wonder when George W Xirtam will make his 'mission accomplished' announcement
<xrm_> lol
<&NTRabbit> he's going to land a fighter on a mothership at the end of the week, i heard
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