Kayta Danaari > protip: did you know human spinal fluid can serve as a substitute for an overheated plasma conduit? it's true! And also, it's good on toast.
Khellias> I want to be able to tow asteroids in warp.
Khellias> I'll build a damned Dyson Sphere out of Veldspar around the local star.
Khellias> I'll build a damned Dyson Sphere out of Veldspar around the local star.
Rhi Tehn > ...ok so what you've just seen is me on the phone as Dog Controller on behalf of the German Shepard Rescue Trust, to take posession of "Khan" from Leanne, who lives at 38 Mecca Place, from 11:30 hrs onward...
Vrolok Eren > Khan
Rhi Tehn > 3 yr old German Shepard male...
Fast Eddie > Imagine being in the park... "Khaaaaaan..... here boy!"
Rhi Tehn > ::deep breathy voice:: From hells heart, I bark...at thee...
Vrolok Eren > Khan
Rhi Tehn > 3 yr old German Shepard male...
Fast Eddie > Imagine being in the park... "Khaaaaaan..... here boy!"
Rhi Tehn > ::deep breathy voice:: From hells heart, I bark...at thee...
Nisse Owned > Damn noob ships, Caldari navy logisticd support does NOT mean ibis parking :P
Dante Chusuk > isn't that YOUR ibis TD?
Tolin Dorden > no mine's bigger
Dante Chusuk > your ibis is bigger or you have a bigger ibis parking lot
Uber Amos > .. or both?
Uber Amos > ... or neither? :P
Tolin Dorden > my ibis's bigger
Tolin Dorden > I've plated it
Dante Chusuk > gold plated?
Tolin Dorden > then I pulled a cargo extender over it so it won't get std's
Uber Amos > ... enamel plated?
nah for the plating I used an old dried up wanksock... gives it super
resistans, makes it stick to the ship... and..... scares people away
Dante Chusuk > so does the mould on it i heard
Tolin Dorden > yeah but that's just because I haven't washed it for a couple of months... adds flavor
Dante Chusuk > the sock that is .. can't comment on the state of your ibis
Dante Chusuk > isn't that YOUR ibis TD?
Tolin Dorden > no mine's bigger
Dante Chusuk > your ibis is bigger or you have a bigger ibis parking lot
Uber Amos > .. or both?
Uber Amos > ... or neither? :P
Tolin Dorden > my ibis's bigger
Tolin Dorden > I've plated it
Dante Chusuk > gold plated?
Tolin Dorden > then I pulled a cargo extender over it so it won't get std's
Uber Amos > ... enamel plated?
nah for the plating I used an old dried up wanksock... gives it super
resistans, makes it stick to the ship... and..... scares people away
Dante Chusuk > so does the mould on it i heard
Tolin Dorden > yeah but that's just because I haven't washed it for a couple of months... adds flavor
Dante Chusuk > the sock that is .. can't comment on the state of your ibis
Tight Snatch > WHY THE FUCK IS BEDNAK IN FMH
Bednak > hi :)
Tight Snatch > hi!
Tight Snatch > awkward
Bednak > hi :)
Tight Snatch > hi!
Tight Snatch > awkward
<KnifeyMcShanker> I do this every fucking time
<KnifeyMcShanker> leave an eve video paused fullscreen and leave, walk back
<KnifeyMcShanker> see red on overview and dropped shield
<KnifeyMcShanker> and run to the chair fast, tripping over shit to get my tank on
<KnifeyMcShanker> leave an eve video paused fullscreen and leave, walk back
<KnifeyMcShanker> see red on overview and dropped shield
<KnifeyMcShanker> and run to the chair fast, tripping over shit to get my tank on
<wizzard66> OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!
<wizzard66> YES YES
<wizzard66> YES
<wizzard66> YES
<wizzard66> OMG OMG YES YES
<wizzard66> YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
<wizzard66> thats the problem with eve downtime. You watch pron and then you see its all alike..
<Griff|gone> that how u sound when u cum wiz? :p
<wizzard66> ehm nope
<wizzard66> im to old for that
<wizzard66> i cum in powderform
<Griff|gone> lolol
<wizzard66> omgrawr this and ill kick you from corp
<wizzard66> YES YES
<wizzard66> YES
<wizzard66> YES
<wizzard66> OMG OMG YES YES
<wizzard66> YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
<wizzard66> thats the problem with eve downtime. You watch pron and then you see its all alike..
<Griff|gone> that how u sound when u cum wiz? :p
<wizzard66> ehm nope
<wizzard66> im to old for that
<wizzard66> i cum in powderform
<Griff|gone> lolol
<wizzard66> omgrawr this and ill kick you from corp
Felithan > docking up at ironforge
Sterngauner > horde in the tram be carefull
Logan Brown > Anyone have a good idea how to fit a Republic Fleet Firetail ?
Phazed 25127869 > it fits nicely into the reprocessing window lolz
Sterngauner > hey Logan lets see if Phazed fits in the reprocessing window
Felithan > uhoh
Sterngauner > quick grab his feet
Logan Brown > I got him!
Sterngauner > ok on three
Logan Brown > one
Sterngauner > two
Logan Brown > three!
Sterngauner > heave!
Logan Brown > the hoe!
Sterngauner > hmm, he too fat
Phazed 25127869 > . . . Failllllll
Felithan > you're going to break it :(
Sterngauner > its under warranty
Sterngauner > horde in the tram be carefull
Logan Brown > Anyone have a good idea how to fit a Republic Fleet Firetail ?
Phazed 25127869 > it fits nicely into the reprocessing window lolz
Sterngauner > hey Logan lets see if Phazed fits in the reprocessing window
Felithan > uhoh
Sterngauner > quick grab his feet
Logan Brown > I got him!
Sterngauner > ok on three
Logan Brown > one
Sterngauner > two
Logan Brown > three!
Sterngauner > heave!
Logan Brown > the hoe!
Sterngauner > hmm, he too fat
Phazed 25127869 > . . . Failllllll
Felithan > you're going to break it :(
Sterngauner > its under warranty
Ragtime Jack > My fellow members of the Interstellar Intelligence Community, with the help of my office, I have prepared the following statement: What's up?
Gallen Herculaneos > My diplomatic experts correlated with the international law specialist and prepared for me the following retorque: Nothing much and you ?
Gallen Herculaneos > My diplomatic experts correlated with the international law specialist and prepared for me the following retorque: Nothing much and you ?
0m3ga > im doing a lvl 4 guristas spys mission
0m3ga > and i mess up a bit and end up with 2 groups on me
0m3ga > and im tanking away these 4-5 bs thinking "hmmm this is a bit tricky i knew lvl 4s were hard but this is a bit too hard for my liking... hoovering at 33% shields kinda thing, just managing to keep my booster running by my 2 heavy nos
0m3ga > finish the double grup... take out the final spys group.. thne think , ah ill recharge my caps now im safe ill turn off my booster and hardeners....
bumcheekcity > LOL
0m3ga > and low and beyhold... what wasnt turned on for any of the time?
0m3ga > my hardeners
0m3ga > and i mess up a bit and end up with 2 groups on me
0m3ga > and im tanking away these 4-5 bs thinking "hmmm this is a bit tricky i knew lvl 4s were hard but this is a bit too hard for my liking... hoovering at 33% shields kinda thing, just managing to keep my booster running by my 2 heavy nos
0m3ga > finish the double grup... take out the final spys group.. thne think , ah ill recharge my caps now im safe ill turn off my booster and hardeners....
bumcheekcity > LOL
0m3ga > and low and beyhold... what wasnt turned on for any of the time?
0m3ga > my hardeners