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<@Ak-Gara> also, over the years, not using lube, can kill off your nervous system in teh peen
Virtuozzo> I just want to customise the alert sounds so I can hear Scotty bitching about how she is not going to hold it much longer :/
Josefius> he
Josefius> lt uhura was female
Virtuozzo> you just found out about that? omfg interweb males :P
Josefius> you said she
Virtuozzo> she = the ship .......
Josefius> unless you were talking about the ship
*Virtuozzo slaps Josefius
Josefius> :(
Virtuozzo> ships are female
Virtuozzo> think about it
Virtuozzo> we get inside ships
Virtuozzo> so, female
Draco Hemigidious > are they christian and emo? makes perfect sense
Marc Valerius > just typical christian aka hypocrite
Draco Hemigidious > oh I can't wait for a priv convo, I'm serious, I'm gonna renounce god and give my soul to satan online via a pact with the darklord and my pod
Marc Valerius > rofl
Marc Valerius > I'll just tell her I'm a lawyer
Marc Valerius > all of that will go without saying anything else
sophisticatedlimabean > i need podding outside the station please
Ethan Hunt > and i need a blowjob but ya don't hear me whining about it:)
Sakura Nihil > By the way, wanna buy your loot back?
Eht namrezzY > not after your dirty baby-eating pirate hands have touched my modules
August Moondweller > how does one check jita prices asides eve central?
Obsidian Hawk > go to jita
Lucy Oreless > sometimes i get a bit dsiturbed myself... to easy to fake being a woman..
Erawri > DX, did you get all your stuff moved where you needed to?
Dajsan Xerzd > yeah
Erawri > kk
Dajsan Xerzd > close to the super secret lowsec point of the NC
Erawri > super sekret
Dajsan Xerzd > sekrit suber?
Erawri > entry password is "britneyrules"
Erawri > ... fuck
Quinn Oron > /emote needs to stop listening to music when thinking of new passwords.
Dajsan Xerzd > :facepalm:
Gangus > cop: well sir: "Generic Police Cruiser hits with Radar S for $574 damage to your wallet and 2 bonus points to your license"
couger malthas > heh, silly american, weed is for Canadians :D
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