<Tiven> hahaha
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
Pod Man > my mom burns DVDs and I phear her 1337ness
Azia Burgi > :o
AetherDrop > what's a floppy disk grandpa?
Lokiathar > My mom won't even use a DVD player on her TV.
Azia Burgi > yeah my parents still have trouble with the VHS
Revilos > lol my mom throws the remote at the tv because she cant work it :P
Azia Burgi > lol
Pod Man > tvs should have voice control
Azia Burgi > NO
Azia Burgi > thats bad
Azia Burgi > what if the person on TV says "off"?
Revilos > ROFL
Lokiathar > People already fight over who is in control of the remote. Can you imagine what they would do if they just had to talk to the TV?
Azia Burgi > :o
AetherDrop > what's a floppy disk grandpa?
Lokiathar > My mom won't even use a DVD player on her TV.
Azia Burgi > yeah my parents still have trouble with the VHS
Revilos > lol my mom throws the remote at the tv because she cant work it :P
Azia Burgi > lol
Pod Man > tvs should have voice control
Azia Burgi > NO
Azia Burgi > thats bad
Azia Burgi > what if the person on TV says "off"?
Revilos > ROFL
Lokiathar > People already fight over who is in control of the remote. Can you imagine what they would do if they just had to talk to the TV?
LillaRinn > god charon warps slow :S
Izo Azlion > Lmao
Izo Azlion > Whats in it?
LillaRinn > jita
Izo Azlion > Lmao
Izo Azlion > Whats in it?
LillaRinn > jita
Steelomen > БЛэк берд
Steelomen > ты откуда шпилиш?
Dipluz > wtf?
JackknifedII pulls out his universal translator
Morgan Tackler starts babelfish...
Dipluz > hehehehe
SneGreger gets his hired russian wife
SneGreger > er, oooops =/
Steelomen > ты откуда шпилиш?
Dipluz > wtf?
JackknifedII pulls out his universal translator
Morgan Tackler starts babelfish...
Dipluz > hehehehe
SneGreger gets his hired russian wife
SneGreger > er, oooops =/
Piscis > finding your own safe spot by accident and realising that you've wasted the last 45 minutes: priceless
Rolo Tomasi > lol
Piscis > there are some things that isk can't buy, for everything else there is isk-transfer.
Vanarious Da'Insane > lol not as bad as me
Piscis > do tell
Vanarious Da'Insane > i found out the hard way that mega modulated beams (x5) are worth alot less in mineral form and standard mega beams wont sell for 20mil on the market :/
Argento Wolf > omg.....
Bettermine > you refined the wrong ones ? ..
TIMMY314 > ouch
Vanarious Da'Insane > note to self dont do reprocessing of loot while drunk and very tired
Vanarious Da'Insane > yep
Rolo Tomasi > lol
Piscis > there are some things that isk can't buy, for everything else there is isk-transfer.
Vanarious Da'Insane > lol not as bad as me
Piscis > do tell
Vanarious Da'Insane > i found out the hard way that mega modulated beams (x5) are worth alot less in mineral form and standard mega beams wont sell for 20mil on the market :/
Argento Wolf > omg.....
Bettermine > you refined the wrong ones ? ..
TIMMY314 > ouch
Vanarious Da'Insane > note to self dont do reprocessing of loot while drunk and very tired
Vanarious Da'Insane > yep
Aina Stormborn > even a blind chicken finds food sometimes
Elethe > Does Jacob know your using his braincell?
Jacob Etienne > i loan it out on occasion
Elethe > Sweetie, you simply can't afford to
Elethe > Does Jacob know your using his braincell?
Jacob Etienne > i loan it out on occasion
Elethe > Sweetie, you simply can't afford to
Elethe > o/ Ian
Ian Mantell > hi Elethe
Ian Mantell > do you need me ?
Elethe > ONly in a dirty, sweaty way
Elethe > Was just saying hi :)
Ian Mantell > *giggle*
Ian Mantell > well it is way too hot for THAT so i stick to a cold drink
Elethe > And by dirty and sweaty, of course I mean mining and hauling :P
Ian Mantell > still too hot , even for roid-sucking
Elethe > I'll suck your roids wherever, whenever babe
Ian Mantell > meow
Ian Mantell > hi Elethe
Ian Mantell > do you need me ?
Elethe > ONly in a dirty, sweaty way
Elethe > Was just saying hi :)
Ian Mantell > *giggle*
Ian Mantell > well it is way too hot for THAT so i stick to a cold drink
Elethe > And by dirty and sweaty, of course I mean mining and hauling :P
Ian Mantell > still too hot , even for roid-sucking
Elethe > I'll suck your roids wherever, whenever babe
Ian Mantell > meow
<HubertC> racials arent worth it
<Viceroy> real men use racials
<Viceroy> i have ecm for blacks and asians
<Viceroy> and mexicans
<Viceroy> real men use racials
<Viceroy> i have ecm for blacks and asians
<Viceroy> and mexicans
IgnorantBliss > Normally I'd say I can't complain, cause at least I'm not Amarr. But with the drone bandwidth nerf coming to the Myrm and the Eos I feel like I re-rolled Amarr over night.
Vasho > Eve is like the Matrix. Everyone is in fact trying to undock from Jita 4-4 and is playng a simulation of the universe to keep them happy