Treks Dot > minmatar ships are always rigged...to explode
Orgell Evaan > We can't help it... duct tape glue is flammable.
Obsidian Hawk > i had my rupture blessed by an amarrian bishop named McGuyver.......
Nilya Al'Celare > it's like piloting an office chair down a stair well firing an uzi
Orgell Evaan > We can't help it... duct tape glue is flammable.
Obsidian Hawk > i had my rupture blessed by an amarrian bishop named McGuyver.......
Nilya Al'Celare > it's like piloting an office chair down a stair well firing an uzi
(Bibi`ouF) CAP RECHARGER IS THE WAY TO GO MATE !
(maybeArgh) carp recharger?
(maybeArgh) what about trout?
(maybeArgh) or tuna?
(Bibi`ouF) wow ...
(Bibi`ouF) worst joke ever ?
(maybeArgh) you've got no idea what i'm capable of
(maybeArgh) carp recharger?
(maybeArgh) what about trout?
(maybeArgh) or tuna?
(Bibi`ouF) wow ...
(Bibi`ouF) worst joke ever ?
(maybeArgh) you've got no idea what i'm capable of
Strygalldwir > hey people... why arnt there any astroids in the belts atm?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > ........
JaakkimaTavvetti III > *sigh* One born every minute.
Strygalldwir > i've havent been on for a few days.... has somthing happened?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > Yes ... a titan came here and doomsday all the belts after someone bombed CCP's HQ.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > It's been all over the news actually.
Strygalldwir > wow....
Jango697 > ...
Jango697 > That was creative.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > Hmmm. Yes - but let's see if he believes it.
Jango697 > /emote waits
Strygalldwir > my container is right where i left it... there was a astroid 6km away.... nothing there now...
Strygalldwir > meh....
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote waits.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote thinks Strygalldwir will turn to petition window. =
Strygalldwir > dude.... i've only ever seen 1 titan in high sec..... no where near the school
JaakkimaTavvetti III > ...
Jango697 > ....
JaakkimaTavvetti III > I need a drink. :S
Jango697 > Good idea.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote snatches the whiskey from Jango.
Jango697 > OI
Jango697 > DATS MINE
Strygalldwir > so anyway.... where are the astroids gone?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > So was Stry's can and look what happened !
Jango697 > They clocked out. Their shift was over.
Strygalldwir > theres still a ton of containers here.....
Jango697 > It's a labor union thing.
Elric Vos > Asteroids are people too, after all.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > ........
JaakkimaTavvetti III > *sigh* One born every minute.
Strygalldwir > i've havent been on for a few days.... has somthing happened?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > Yes ... a titan came here and doomsday all the belts after someone bombed CCP's HQ.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > It's been all over the news actually.
Strygalldwir > wow....
Jango697 > ...
Jango697 > That was creative.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > Hmmm. Yes - but let's see if he believes it.
Jango697 > /emote waits
Strygalldwir > my container is right where i left it... there was a astroid 6km away.... nothing there now...
Strygalldwir > meh....
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote waits.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote thinks Strygalldwir will turn to petition window. =
Strygalldwir > dude.... i've only ever seen 1 titan in high sec..... no where near the school
JaakkimaTavvetti III > ...
Jango697 > ....
JaakkimaTavvetti III > I need a drink. :S
Jango697 > Good idea.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote snatches the whiskey from Jango.
Jango697 > OI
Jango697 > DATS MINE
Strygalldwir > so anyway.... where are the astroids gone?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > So was Stry's can and look what happened !
Jango697 > They clocked out. Their shift was over.
Strygalldwir > theres still a ton of containers here.....
Jango697 > It's a labor union thing.
Elric Vos > Asteroids are people too, after all.
Rothschildia cinctan > every convo rejected god kills a kitten that is not nice
Shadow XII > /emote turns on auto-reject *
Shadow XII > /emote turns on auto-reject *
bjugis > uhm, I can't spin my ship...
bjugis > wtf!!!
bjugis > Eve is broken!!!
Nyssah > Do u have station environments turned off?
Daressek > Graphics and display > middle part, "misc" "load station environment"
bjugis > I guess I found a hot key for it?
Nyssah > Welcome back to Eve!
bjugis > It's my favorite thing to do!
bjugis > weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
bjugis > wtf!!!
bjugis > Eve is broken!!!
Nyssah > Do u have station environments turned off?
Daressek > Graphics and display > middle part, "misc" "load station environment"
bjugis > I guess I found a hot key for it?
Nyssah > Welcome back to Eve!
bjugis > It's my favorite thing to do!
bjugis > weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Kilostream > I have support
Kilostream > but my girlfriend wants her bra back soon :(
Kilostream > but my girlfriend wants her bra back soon :(
Alessia CSA > If you're looking for sympathy, you have dialed THE WRONG FUCKING NUMBER. Please hang up and try again.
Prontifex > I cant read polish so I dont go on eve-ru
Khellias> And now, the Four Mining Methods of the Empires.
Khellias> GALLENTE: Pack your biggest, baddest weapons and a Miner I. Make sure you know that you're the biggest, baddest, and prettiest around. Warp to a belt, see a rat, and immeadiately surrender.
Khellias> CALDARI: Refuse to buy drones. Instead hire some street urchins for the cost of room and board, strap jetpacks on their cheap, shoddy EVA suits, and hand them pickaxes. Occasionally shoot one to convince the others to work harder.
Khellias> AMARR: Continue the grand tradition of the Holy Empire by burning away the impurities of the roids with your blessed mining lasers. Later blame infidels for the clouds of dust and debris choking the belts.
Khellias> MINMATAR: Strap weapons and a warp drive to the roid. Fly it into Amarr space on a screaming kamikaze mission. Blame the Empire when your ship gets mined out of existence when passing through Caldari space in an attempt to be sneaky.
Khellias> GALLENTE: Pack your biggest, baddest weapons and a Miner I. Make sure you know that you're the biggest, baddest, and prettiest around. Warp to a belt, see a rat, and immeadiately surrender.
Khellias> CALDARI: Refuse to buy drones. Instead hire some street urchins for the cost of room and board, strap jetpacks on their cheap, shoddy EVA suits, and hand them pickaxes. Occasionally shoot one to convince the others to work harder.
Khellias> AMARR: Continue the grand tradition of the Holy Empire by burning away the impurities of the roids with your blessed mining lasers. Later blame infidels for the clouds of dust and debris choking the belts.
Khellias> MINMATAR: Strap weapons and a warp drive to the roid. Fly it into Amarr space on a screaming kamikaze mission. Blame the Empire when your ship gets mined out of existence when passing through Caldari space in an attempt to be sneaky.
bananamana > actualy sucking isnt a bad thing..
Borg2000 > lol
Lynx Amurie > WIN,
bananamana > wait lemme refrase that
Lynx Amurie > no its too late
Borg2000 > lol
Lynx Amurie > WIN,
bananamana > wait lemme refrase that
Lynx Amurie > no its too late