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MickD > err..if someone spots estariol, tell him guristas is sorry for pwning him and also STATIONS are not mobile hey can't go anywhere so scrambling is useless
Isorath > http://www.whitehouse.gov/live
BeanBagKing > obama is live about osama
drones hurt > thought they were the same?
Baldric Drescher > intense
drones hurt > so whats the tl;dr?
Baldric Drescher > the what?
Isorath > too long didn;t read
BeanBagKing > too long didn't read, the summery
BeanBagKing > and the summery is: Osama's been being a bitch poping our ratters with is covert ops, so we co-opped with the pakastan, got a bubble in position, popped the bubble, lit the cyno, and everyone whored on the killmail
BeanBagKing > US took home the frozen corpse
drones hurt > ahh ok
Treunt > I lose Drakes like high school girls lose their virginity :)
Verone > evening
Millio C > hello
Verone > how can i help you?
Millio C > that was a little harsh and pointless
Verone > what was?
Millio C > any good reason?
Millio C > you just killed my ship
Verone > I did?
Millio C > yeah
Verone > the badger?
Millio C > dont you pay attention to who you kill?
Verone > yeah
Millio C > explanation?
Verone > just didn't recognsie your name i haven't looked at the killmail yet
Millio C > so you're another brainless idiot?
Verone > Yeah, when you put it like that I guess so
Verone > i saw a turret on your ship, and the fact that you were shield tanking, and thought you might be carrying something of value
Millio C > nothing
Verone > so, like a kinder egg... I cracked you open to see if there was anything interesting in side
Millio C > it's a badger - not exactly posing you any harm
Verone > was hoping for a mini rubber duck tbh, my friend rho has always wanted one
Verone > but alas, t'was not to be
Millio C > we'll you are on the list now
Verone > the list?
Millio C > I'll crack you open very soon and probably kill your contents
Verone > lol
Verone > i love you man
Millio C > you're shit
Verone > i just spat coffee everywhere
Verone > don't worry about it, it was empty you lost like, 800k
Millio C > I hope your children grow festering sores and you die of nasty diseases
Verone > i don't have any kids
Verone > but i'll bear in mind to take them for their jabs when i do have some
Verone > :S
Millio C > it's a good ship needlessly distroyed
Verone > not really
Verone > you might have had a good cargo
Verone > the only way to find out is to split you open
Verone > so do you have anything else you'd care to add?
Millio C > I'll be back for you
Verone > would you like to abuse my family some more?
Millio C > screw you
Verone > =(
Verone > well it's been wonderful talking to you, and hearing your idle threats, as i've heard a thousand times before, but since you've ran out of steam, and can't think of any more abuse, i'm going to leave it at that.
Verone > fly safe, if you'd care to make an appointment to come and kill me, don't hesitate to eve-mail me at your discression.
Luthair StoneDog > Good fight btw.
END3R 101 > weh
Desacrator69 > nice fleet
Luthair StoneDog > It used to be bigger.
Mutti > try rubbin it with your hand
CarmaComa > 17 wt's auga
Suicide Suzy > /emote shuts up
CarmaComa > i keep fucking up my initiative here... shit...
CarmaComa > vaga on just erected from station 3
CarmaComa > wt*
Suicide Suzy > I have such a funny image in my head
CarmaComa > Stop thinking about clowns!!
CarmaComa > This is a dire situation !
Suicide Suzy > You're the one with a fully erected vaga
Atandros > ooh interceptor
Atandros > UNF UNF UNF UNF.
Atandros > UNF UNF UNF UNF.
Mimiru > ...
* Atandros prints out that word and rubs it on his genitals
Atandros > NGGHHHH
Atandros > NGHHH
* Atandros wipes and breathes deeply. whew. you know, I really like interceptors a lot.
Gaden Tsero > True or False: Panda Bears are sexier than giraffes
Azia Burgi > false
Auferre > If you're a panda, probably.
Gaden Tsero > That's what my mom said
Troy Calabash > If you consider how much trouble zoos have getting pandas to breed, apparently they're not even particularly sexy to other pandas.
Gaden Tsero > What a Gallentean thing to say
Gaden Tsero > Hippie
Auferre > For all I know, pandas dress up as giraffes to attract each other in the wild.
Gaden Tsero > That strangely makes sense
Azia Burgi > explains sooooo much
Saint Lazarus > I invented mammydon cause I was so fuckin sick of tryin to spell myrmyiWHATEVER
Truam > Myrmidon
Saint Lazarus > shut up
Shadow XII > I command you to build a monument to me.
Enoll > *gets an erection*
Enoll > good enough?
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