Strill > Ya. EVE should be text based. Who needs all those useless graphics and sounds. They're for noobs.
Mankirks Wife >
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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
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Mankirks Wife >
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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
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Arden Tarris > anyone have a useful fit for a Pilgrim?
Lake > Arden - Yes, put one of the other three race's cruiser skillbooks in the cargohold. Then train it.
Lake > Arden - Yes, put one of the other three race's cruiser skillbooks in the cargohold. Then train it.
perry2 > I need only 3 tackler, 2 EW Guy´s in Special Ships, 3 Firepower Ships and maybe 1 or 2 Specialised Pilots in HAC`s or BS.
perry2 > And i crush them :P
Sjonnie Rep > hehe
Sjonnie Rep > i only need 5 titans, 20 motherships, 100 carriers, 100 dreads and 500+ support
Sjonnie Rep > and i crush bob
Sjonnie Rep > =)
perry2 > =D
perry2 > And i crush them :P
Sjonnie Rep > hehe
Sjonnie Rep > i only need 5 titans, 20 motherships, 100 carriers, 100 dreads and 500+ support
Sjonnie Rep > and i crush bob
Sjonnie Rep > =)
perry2 > =D
Agricola Augusta > Every GF I've ever had siad on a morning "why are you sniffing your boxer shorts" I'd say "To find the cleanest pair". I never really saw the problem but they thought it was unhealthy, now I know it's in fact the opposite.
Gallentia Walmart feels lonely without corp chat :(
Gallentia Walmart > The specified proxy or server node (1000112) is dead
Muthsera > that node have been having trouble all day
Gallentia Walmart > pain
Gallentia Walmart > please can everyone here type random illiterate babble so i feel like I
am in corp chat?
captian ron > blah blah blah words words words
captian ron > pickles!!!!
captian ron > feel better now
Gallentia Walmart > almost
Gallentia Walmart > although no one has called me ghey yet
Gallentia Walmart > The specified proxy or server node (1000112) is dead
Muthsera > that node have been having trouble all day
Gallentia Walmart > pain
Gallentia Walmart > please can everyone here type random illiterate babble so i feel like I
am in corp chat?
captian ron > blah blah blah words words words
captian ron > pickles!!!!
captian ron > feel better now
Gallentia Walmart > almost
Gallentia Walmart > although no one has called me ghey yet
< Kalroth> I like 'em young and dead!
GregH > in RL, if a RL time limit is placed and you are late, what normally happens?
Soft Insanity > youre pregnant
Soft Insanity > youre pregnant
Bucefalus Black > do you get mute from oral sex than?
Jago Kain > no comment
Jago Kain > no comment
-Dian:#bob- THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING, MAN THE CANNONS!
fairimear > tank what happened
fairimear > u let the noob's in my corp kill u :(
Dao 2 > well wuubba died to daniel jackson
Dao 2 > gues some ppl are meant to fall hard :(
fairimear > now what are we gona use to scare noobs and children
Dao 2 > THE CRUEL AND DANGEROUS MINER
DAO WILL ACCEPT THE POSITION
fairimear > i mean untill now tank was like the boggyman for empire huggers
Dao 2 > baby roids will cry out in terror
Dao 2 > crok will be born tonight
Dao 2 > and tommorow
Dao 2 > im gonna kill it
Dao 2 > and if i get rich in the process
Dao 2 > well thats a sacrifice im willing to take
Dao 2 > im doing humane work here
Dao 2 > saving the world from these baby roids
Dao 2 > u no what happens to roids when the grow/
Dao 2 > they kill ppl
Dao 2 > thats right
Dao 2 > ur trying to warp out
Dao 2 > and all of a sudden this grown roid is like WTFPWN and ur stuck
Dao 2 > and ull die a tragic death
Dao 2 > i should get a fuckign nobel peace prize
Dao 2 > the works im doing
Dao 2 > ah the perilous adventures of a miner
Dao 2 > long treacherous road
Dao 2 > many lasers involved
Dao 2 > could be the death of a man :(
Dao 2 > ill stop now ;p
Dao 2 > just no im there for u all
fairimear > u let the noob's in my corp kill u :(
Dao 2 > well wuubba died to daniel jackson
Dao 2 > gues some ppl are meant to fall hard :(
fairimear > now what are we gona use to scare noobs and children
Dao 2 > THE CRUEL AND DANGEROUS MINER
DAO WILL ACCEPT THE POSITION
fairimear > i mean untill now tank was like the boggyman for empire huggers
Dao 2 > baby roids will cry out in terror
Dao 2 > crok will be born tonight
Dao 2 > and tommorow
Dao 2 > im gonna kill it
Dao 2 > and if i get rich in the process
Dao 2 > well thats a sacrifice im willing to take
Dao 2 > im doing humane work here
Dao 2 > saving the world from these baby roids
Dao 2 > u no what happens to roids when the grow/
Dao 2 > they kill ppl
Dao 2 > thats right
Dao 2 > ur trying to warp out
Dao 2 > and all of a sudden this grown roid is like WTFPWN and ur stuck
Dao 2 > and ull die a tragic death
Dao 2 > i should get a fuckign nobel peace prize
Dao 2 > the works im doing
Dao 2 > ah the perilous adventures of a miner
Dao 2 > long treacherous road
Dao 2 > many lasers involved
Dao 2 > could be the death of a man :(
Dao 2 > ill stop now ;p
Dao 2 > just no im there for u all