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Triple Entendre > Ladies.
Zacharias Toralen > And Gentlemen
evilstickylollypop Baboli > boys
Triple Entendre > Are you a priest?
Zacharias Toralen > are you a cop?
Triple Entendre > Are you open to bribing cops?
Zacharias Toralen > Are you open to being a corrupt cop?
Triple Entendre > If I get to accept bribes? Fuck yeah.
Zacharias Toralen > Awesome. I'll leave the payment at the dead-drop. 20 waffles, as discussed.
Triple Entendre > Good man. I'll leave the goods at the secondary drop as discussed. Three sheep, two bottles of Kraken and a feather duster. I'm not judgemental.
Kesper North: so if there were ever a fancy restaurant on jabber
Kesper North: would the waitstaff be headed by a m8r'd?
ereshgikal: you can always go there for a byte to eat
Kesper North: i hear that's where THE POSTMASTER goes
ereshgikal: they are so fancy that they have dropdown menus
PKlavins > so...i need to get 200m isk myself O.o
PKlavins >...how can i get that ASAP?
LegilGalad > shag cyvok?
PKlavins > O.o
Thanatos 226 > why is the corpse 200kg?
Shadow XII > Sometimes I have ice-cream when I'm sad, don't you judge me :(
Lord Savage > Damn, i tried to start a "donate drunken isk cause he went afk to get head from this not really good looking girl who has been semi-stalking him for 3 years so he decided to let her blow him, but he was undocked and lost his raven to VC" fund, but it didnt work :(
Vorxion > it's like high school bullies with spaceships. just sad.
Waxau> Ahh patch days. The time of the month where a social life is possible. I wonder if im still dating that girl...
Maddog Hoek > There was a flash of light and my ship turned into what looks like an egg, Did I level up?
Count Basie > I am really starting to regret having vent on speaker
Count Basie > once you sent the phrase 'masturbational circumference' out the window and onto the city streets, all bets are off
Gregslayer1991 > This werido is talking to me while I'm doing my mission.
Gregslayer1991 > Explaining to me how he isnt a pirate and I'm safe.
Gregslayer1991 > Anti-pirates sound like child molestors sometimes.
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