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Mitawyn > when did the emporer die?
Mitawyn > and which one of you killed him? ;p
DeathGrip > he was banned for selling isk on ebay :)
Rhi Tehn > ...ok so what you've just seen is me on the phone as Dog Controller on behalf of the German Shepard Rescue Trust, to take posession of "Khan" from Leanne, who lives at 38 Mecca Place, from 11:30 hrs onward...
Vrolok Eren > Khan
Rhi Tehn > 3 yr old German Shepard male...
Fast Eddie > Imagine being in the park... "Khaaaaaan..... here boy!"
Rhi Tehn > ::deep breathy voice:: From hells heart, I bark...at thee...
Twin Turbo > well g'nite folks, gf's complaining that "the handcuffs are getting cold"
Pulgor > Well you must first fizzle the charger, then charge the fizziler all while making sure the compound ratio is at 0.68% of natural levels.... this, all WHILE making sure the inital energy drive is stable!
Shira d'Radonis > pray i don't see you out in space sometime in the next few hours.....
Pulgor > =(
Shira d'Radonis > hehe
Pulgor > Seriously though, I have no idea how to use scan probes, sorry. There was a probe my doctor used on me once, but you don't want to hear about that.
Gracchus > Nor know what it found
Pulgor > Right, it's probably better that you don't know =P
Finraer > Moa - bastard lovechild of a swan and a toaster
Fast Eddie > Ford don't make toasters for a good reason...
Korinne > ^
Solstice Project > Ninentdo made playcards
Solstice Project > then after a hundred years or so, they switched to electronic entertainment
Solstice Project > should nintendo rather have sticked to playcards ?
Solstice Project > (just like microsoft, btw, who had their first loss ever just a few years ago)
Fast Eddie > Consoles <i>were</i> a logical extention to what they already did... unlike a Ford toaster...
Solstice Project > not to be too serious now, but a toaster in a car (the logical extension of ford building toasters and cars) would be probaly a huge hit for everybody who's in a traffic jam regularly ...
Paedri Yakati > ok, if u dont answer then ill block u!!!
Paedri Yakati > !!
Paedri Yakati > oh he's not here
nomadeyes > well i'll at least kill the named ones... my gf is yelling at me to go to bed...
Mr Wonderful > tough choice?
Omber Zombie > if gf wants you in bed - go
nomadeyes > i do have to get up in 5 hrs...
Morning Maniac > gf > mining
nomadeyes > lol
Miraki Alsento > anything > mining?
Morning Maniac > gf in bed >>> mining
Omber Zombie > gf in bed is mining
Waragha: You bought LV?
Phlax: When LV disolved I grabbed the name as a corp so they can't reform as an alliance. I own LV
Soros: we talked about that on our forum .. saying how wierd it would have to be to buy the corp for 100mil .. so how much did you pay?
Phlax: Nothing. I also own ASCN.
Ione Hunt: Hahahaha :)
PKlavins > hehe just rediscovered my deodorant cannon we used as a school project inside my bag
PKlavins > good times...
Freddy Fatfingers > lol
PKlavins > we fired pingpong balls. best shot: 30metres
PKlavins > (Notify) Your 10mm Deodorant Cannon II strikes History Teacher perfectly, wrecking for detention.
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