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unit01 > ph34r m3 for my typing skilz are leeg
unit01 > (leet
unit01 > *lkeet
unit01 > fuck
Blue Puppet > wow this system is peacefull
Sharker2k3 > We just kicked the pedophiles out and set up a neighborhood watch.
Sharker2k3 > Now we can sip lemonade on our porch.
Blue Puppet > lol
Oh GodNo > /emote sips
Snack Rabbit > space lemonade
Snack Rabbit > its like regular lemonade, but blue
Snack Rabbit > and doesnt contain any lemons
Blue Puppet > nice i love Blue
Blue Puppet > ^.^
Oh GodNo > * may contain artificial colors and flavors
Snack Rabbit > its amost entirely space corn syrup
Sharker2k3 > mmm space corn
Snack Rabbit > but man does it calm the shakes
Oh GodNo > HIGH FRUCTOSE space corn syrup
Snack Rabbit > high space fructose space corn syrup
Sharker2k3 > It's just what the capsuleer needs after a long day of being couped up in a pod.
Snack Rabbit > my pods fluid is 92% scotch
Sharker2k3 > What proof?
Blue Puppet > 8% piss?
Snack Rabbit > space scotch sorry
Sharker2k3 > There's a fine distinction.
Snack Rabbit > naww i got a tube for that
Oh GodNo > single malt pod scotch
Sharker2k3 > Oh the space catheters
Sharker2k3 > Oh my horrible spelling
Snack Rabbit > yup
moroti > any plus points it may have are vastly outweighed by it being caldari
DoobieWanTokie > i love spudgettiee
DoobieWanTokie > i cant spell it
DoobieWanTokie > but i love it
Boma Airaken > dont even start tal
Boma Airaken > i STILL have dreams about winning a lifetime supply of girl scouts and crisco
Andreus Ixiris > You know what I believe about conspiracy theorists?
Sahaquiel Faust > Um... no.
Andreus Ixiris > Do you WANT to know?
Sahaquiel Faust > Go on.
Andreus Ixiris > Conspiracy theories are mostly wrong. Conspiracies to attain and maintain power at the expense of the law and the body politic DO exist, though, and they happen every day. Conspiracies to control goverments exist. Conspiracies to control corporations exist. But they don't need aliens, or hidden technology, or magic, or the occult, or Satan, or super-secret societies to occur. All that is required for conspiracies is simple human greed and malice.
Sahaquiel Faust > That and the Freemasons.
Andreus Ixiris > Oh god, fuck you.
Eagle0sucks > YARRRR
Eagle05 > come here little clone of mine and let me snack yo ass!
Alazais > /emote points and laughs at Eagles twin
Eagle0sucks > you want to snack my ass?
Eagle0sucks > ...like lick it and stuff?
Quentin Decker > snack... damn, worst typo ever
Quentin Decker > Or at least I hope it was a typo o.O
Bacchanalian > /emote thumps the Ammatar Fleet Assembly Plant with a gargantuan penis, causing it to shake visibly
Tessa Vaako > The wife just looked at the Typhoon and asked why I was flying a tampon.
(@Dz) i need another armor rig
(@Dz) i made a bo bo
(@Dz) installed it on my interceptor
(@Dz) cause i forgot to change ship
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