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Dark Klotz > blah all i got is a recon launcher
Kesper North > well i'm bringing my sisters launcher over there, calm yourself
Dark Klotz > is your sister hot?
Kesper North > i haven't got a sister, i can launch yours if you want though
Dark Klotz > i dont have one either
Kesper North > well shit
Kesper North > i guess i'll just have to launch this probe then instead
Dark Klotz > heh launch your probe into wayness
Kesper North > i'd rather probe bree, she looks pretty probable
Dark Klotz > hey, thats my probe hole
Rhapsodae > Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. We have found a ladies purse in Airaken V - Moon 1 - Sisters of EVE Academy which may contain a cellular phone. It has been expected to ring for the last 7 minutes non stop, without regular intervals.
Rhapsodae > Due to the nature of the vibrations and being in the Sisters office it has yet to be confirmed to be a cellular phone. If you have an item or purse missing according to this describtion please contact me.
Zress > Has the mining restriction been lifted?
Reverend Revelator > we on condtion yellow, so yes
Zress > Where do I find the current condition? Forums?
Reverend Revelator > stormarmada MOTD
Sasha Brown > its same as the colour of ya pants.. condition brown is no mining :P
Lenny Quickfinger > Pod is the best part of a ship: crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside.
Twin Turbo > If quafe was real it would probably taste like sex drugs and free speech.
jih chop >Dread Guristas Diamond Tag
Mattias Kerensky > phale
jih chop > aye
jih chop > not a single dread mod
Borric CoDion > ello popets
MaeSTROsity > o/
jih chop > 12 mil bounty
Ronin 8797 > ello
jih chop > but still
jih chop > and that tag you can get of regular gurristas
Borric CoDion > better than a kick in the teeth
jih chop > I still had two in my hold from last time
jih chop > now me sad
jih chop > it's all BCs fault
Borric CoDion > :-(
jih chop > You Hosed My Dread Spawn!
Ronin 8797 > sell it on contract in Jita as an ultra premium tag someone will buy it
jih chop > oh I probably will
Ronin 8797 > 500,0000,000$ ISK
jih chop > their not worth nearly what angel diamonds are worth
jih chop > rofl
Ronin 8797 > tell them it'll win them the game....FOREVER!
jih chop > I have 5 total
Ronin 8797 > well at least your not keeping ear necklaces
jih chop > that'll get me a Nyx!
jih chop > nope, collecting foreskins
jih chop > gonna make a Dread Guristas purse!
Tsumei Meyren > halfnaked girl in a conference hall full of nerds... I'd rather backpack across africa
lorcar > it's be like a hitler pinata at a mossad convention
lorcar > or a cheeleader at defcon
Kaya Divine > I have 50/50 chance that I will exit in caldari or amarr space and I really don`t wish to be chased by police...its so sad that I don`t have balls :((
Par'Gellen > hehe why do people equate having balls with doing something stupid?
Drahkain > takes Testosterone to do something very stupid
Kel Cianan > Have you ever had snad in your vagina? It's no joking matter!
Joran Delta > i got sand on my penis from a being i na sandy vagina. does that count? 0_o
Intar Deig > lies
Intar Deig > you have never had your penis in a vagina
Brownow > Do I have to turn this fleet around and go home? :P
PHIONIX DARKANGEL > enof discushen deth to all
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