Narfolanya Korneshtela > they turned me into a neut
Commander Neon > a newt?
Narfolanya Korneshtela > I got better
Commander Neon > a newt?
Narfolanya Korneshtela > I got better
Xanandu > sham, i want my sleip one day :)
Shamahr Hakeime > I want Keira Knightley to be kneeling in front of me when I unzip - we don't always get what we want =P
Shamahr Hakeime > I want Keira Knightley to be kneeling in front of me when I unzip - we don't always get what we want =P
Sceelax > vanagib your name is an anagram of b-vagina
Sceelax > just fyi
Sceelax > just fyi
Ralanar Nogred > good, I'm not crazy
Kestherai > wouldn't go that far
Kestherai > :D
Ralanar Nogred > hrmph
Ralanar Nogred > :p
Ralanar Nogred > you know
Ralanar Nogred > this system I'm in
Ralanar Nogred > has a handful of stations
Ralanar Nogred > averages 90-odd people in the system
Ralanar Nogred > and the market is so bloody dry
Ralanar Nogred > no one buying anything, no one selling anything. not even ammo
Kestherai > of
Ralanar Nogred > I'd have to go 5 jumps to get ammo
Ralanar Nogred > !
Ralanar Nogred > if I wasn't making it
Kestherai > ew
Ralanar Nogred > I've half a mind to sell some
Ralanar Nogred > and make a profit
Kestherai > you should
Ralanar Nogred > Crazy D's Discount Ammunition
Kestherai > every customer gets a free handgrenade
Ralanar Nogred > rofl. yes :p
Ralanar Nogred > dammit. more marines
Ralanar Nogred > what good do marines do me.
Ralanar Nogred > Can't sell em in this market backwater.
Ralanar Nogred > wish i could reprocess them into shoelaces or something
Kestherai > ha
Kestherai > or leather
Kestherai > ftw
Ralanar Nogred > leather. Genuine Marine-hide boots!
Ralanar Nogred > Guaranteed to impress your more militant-minded friends!
Kestherai > ha yes
Ralanar Nogred > Buy two and get a free hand grenade! :p
Ralanar Nogred > All here at Crazy D's Ammunition and Surplus!
Kestherai > ah what have I done haha
Ralanar Nogred > :D
Kestherai > wouldn't go that far
Kestherai > :D
Ralanar Nogred > hrmph
Ralanar Nogred > :p
Ralanar Nogred > you know
Ralanar Nogred > this system I'm in
Ralanar Nogred > has a handful of stations
Ralanar Nogred > averages 90-odd people in the system
Ralanar Nogred > and the market is so bloody dry
Ralanar Nogred > no one buying anything, no one selling anything. not even ammo
Kestherai > of
Ralanar Nogred > I'd have to go 5 jumps to get ammo
Ralanar Nogred > !
Ralanar Nogred > if I wasn't making it
Kestherai > ew
Ralanar Nogred > I've half a mind to sell some
Ralanar Nogred > and make a profit
Kestherai > you should
Ralanar Nogred > Crazy D's Discount Ammunition
Kestherai > every customer gets a free handgrenade
Ralanar Nogred > rofl. yes :p
Ralanar Nogred > dammit. more marines
Ralanar Nogred > what good do marines do me.
Ralanar Nogred > Can't sell em in this market backwater.
Ralanar Nogred > wish i could reprocess them into shoelaces or something
Kestherai > ha
Kestherai > or leather
Kestherai > ftw
Ralanar Nogred > leather. Genuine Marine-hide boots!
Ralanar Nogred > Guaranteed to impress your more militant-minded friends!
Kestherai > ha yes
Ralanar Nogred > Buy two and get a free hand grenade! :p
Ralanar Nogred > All here at Crazy D's Ammunition and Surplus!
Kestherai > ah what have I done haha
Ralanar Nogred > :D
Estrago > My Javs are completely useless now.
Valandril > no theyr not
Estrago > You want to bet?
Valandril > u can reprocess them *.*
Valandril > no theyr not
Estrago > You want to bet?
Valandril > u can reprocess them *.*
Q'aylara > Yo lard
Lardarz B'stard > /emote is pissed
Lardarz B'stard > dont let me undock
Lardarz B'stard > got any kebabs?
Lardarz B'stard > /emote is pissed
Lardarz B'stard > dont let me undock
Lardarz B'stard > got any kebabs?
Khirareq Venorsh > um Caldari is like Texas when it comes to guns isn't it?
Davlos > /emote breaks out his guitar and sings
Davlos > I like Gallente
Davlos > I like Gallente
Davlos > They only come up to your knees
Davlos > Yet they're always friendly, and ready to please.
Stitcher > are you sure that song isn't about CCP Guard?
Davlos > I like Gallente
Davlos > I like Gallente
Davlos > They only come up to your knees
Davlos > Yet they're always friendly, and ready to please.
Stitcher > are you sure that song isn't about CCP Guard?
CelestialWanderer > how stupid is this i need to go out to get some cash so i dont have to go out and get something to eat and pay someone to bring it to me
Gei'neille > so i was in thailand
Brock Nelson > and you sucked a penis?
Gei'neille > no, just let me finish
Brock Nelson > ok ok, sorry
Gei'neille > anyways i was in the military and i went to a bar with my mates
Brock Nelson > and then you sucked a penis?
Gei'neille > will you fuck off ok?
Brock Nelson > sorry, im just getting carried away
Gei'neille > jeez
Gei'neille > so there was lots of hot skinny chicks with fake tits
Gei'neille > and we all were just dancing
Brock Nelson > and then you sucked a penis?
Gei'neille > dude..
Brock Nelson > ok i swear last time
Gei'neille > at the end, all of us had a chick and we went back to the hotel
Gei'neille > but i couldn't go down on them, seems werid
Gei'neille > as it turns out, next day the guys found out that they were boys
Brock Nelson > and then you sucked their penis?
Gei'neille > no, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Brock Nelson > and then they sucked your penis?
Gei'neille > no
Brock Nelson > and then penis sucked your penis?
Gei'neille > what?
Brock Nelson > and then penis penis your penis?
Gei'neille > are you obsessed with penises?
Brock Nelson > and penis penis penis your penis?
Gei'neille > wow....
Gei'neille > anyways that's not the worst story
Gei'neille > i went to hong kong next week
Gei'neille > and ate a moneky brain
Brock Nelson > wait, who the hell is letting monkies with fake tits run around sucking your penis?
Gei'neille > oh fuck off
Brock Nelson > and you sucked a penis?
Gei'neille > no, just let me finish
Brock Nelson > ok ok, sorry
Gei'neille > anyways i was in the military and i went to a bar with my mates
Brock Nelson > and then you sucked a penis?
Gei'neille > will you fuck off ok?
Brock Nelson > sorry, im just getting carried away
Gei'neille > jeez
Gei'neille > so there was lots of hot skinny chicks with fake tits
Gei'neille > and we all were just dancing
Brock Nelson > and then you sucked a penis?
Gei'neille > dude..
Brock Nelson > ok i swear last time
Gei'neille > at the end, all of us had a chick and we went back to the hotel
Gei'neille > but i couldn't go down on them, seems werid
Gei'neille > as it turns out, next day the guys found out that they were boys
Brock Nelson > and then you sucked their penis?
Gei'neille > no, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Brock Nelson > and then they sucked your penis?
Gei'neille > no
Brock Nelson > and then penis sucked your penis?
Gei'neille > what?
Brock Nelson > and then penis penis your penis?
Gei'neille > are you obsessed with penises?
Brock Nelson > and penis penis penis your penis?
Gei'neille > wow....
Gei'neille > anyways that's not the worst story
Gei'neille > i went to hong kong next week
Gei'neille > and ate a moneky brain
Brock Nelson > wait, who the hell is letting monkies with fake tits run around sucking your penis?
Gei'neille > oh fuck off