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Stitcher > To be fair, she was Mittani levels of drunk, I think.
Scherezad > is that a unit of measure for drunkenness now?
Stitcher > yep. one Mittani = the precise amount of alcohol required to make somebody do something they regret once they've sobered up.

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Irritatus Maxiumus > for example: my current ship, SHOULD have a max tartgeting range for 47 km, instead it hs the range of my other ship, which is 23km
Maliki Nutesta > that sounds warp core stabilizer effect to me but i coudl be wrong
Irritatus Maxiumus > sure as sh#!, I have a freekign wc stabilizer installed, such a dumb a$$
Irritatus Maxiumus > I will slink away now
Larg Kellein > Remember kids, stabs cause temporary amnesia
Larg Kellein > Can also cause projectile dysfunction

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Hermofyt > when i get special delivery it's usually a pizza with scary and creepy toppin's
Ithoriel > tinned elephant sandwich
Vaeladen > lol
CollTerminator > cum-covered pizza? o.0
Vaeladen > oh shit
Vaeladen > thats nasty
CollTerminator > really?
Vaeladen > to me yes :)
CollTerminator > you tasted it then???
Hermofyt > never tried it, but with local pizza places here it wouldn't wonder if they knocked one in the pizza's
CollTerminator > i'm like: KEEP THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME!!!! :OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Vaeladen > lmao ew
CollTerminator > eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww indeed o.0
Ithoriel > organic? vegetarian? :-)
Hermofyt > they call it "sauce" but we all know what it is :D
Ithoriel > wonder if that counts as " animal products" :-)
Vaeladen > lolol
CollTerminator > LOL! =p
CollTerminator > "shoarma sauce with garlic" YEAH RIGHT! >_<
Hermofyt > animal product is when they jack of their dogs

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skystorm > I'm crossing low sec with a 63mill cargo :p be advised new pants needed
King Prowler > lol
Tenron > lmao
Lewis Freeman > lol
andy H > hehe
aeturnis > i got some tp if you need it

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Mariner Skye > its a brutal circle for me, I buy a plex with real dollars sell it and buy some really cool ships that I suck at flying, you guys come and blow them up on me so I buy another plex which you buy off me so i can buy another cool ship that you can blow up.

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Zylatis > if a deadspace DED transmission thingy pops up is that an event or is this a stupid question?
Alexios Kain > not an event... and I refuse to comment on the second possibilty as I am always looking for a job and may have to work for you one day...

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Tolin Dorden > ah well think I'll get my ass down to the shop for wsome ciggys.... nowt to do till tai's built my new raven anyway
Jenina Hawke > Tai's your builder? Kewl
Charles Burger > made by tai wan? is it gonna be really small?
Tolin Dorden > no it's just cheap and got a stamp in it's ass
Jenina Hawke > What's a small Raven? En spurv?
Charles Burger > small raven is a caracal of course :)
Jenina Hawke > Is a Caracel a type of Sparrow? :)
Tolin Dorden > no but a kessie's a baby raven
Tolin Dorden > caracal's a teen raven
Tolin Dorden > cerberus is a teen raven with pms
Charles Burger > manticore is an early developinig raven

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Tigrinawesseli > man fuck a liver I got two right?

#523 + ( 9 ) -inappropriate?

Calamity Jane > Izno Ask your wife is at about noon she wants to go shopping?
Iznogoud > yes
Iznogoud > she will give u a call
Calamity Jane > ok:)

#1219 + ( 1 ) -inappropriate?

<MrBlades> Gal ... you actually look almost exactly as I imagined you
<Galazar> lol
<Galazar> really
<Galazar> well...
<Galazar> congrats on that
* Galazar pats MrBlades on the back
<Galazar> ....
<MrBlades> Yeah im kinda impressed
<Galazar> really
<Galazar> why
<Galazar> impressed with my dashing looks
<Galazar> or your incredible powers of imagination
<MrBlades> If I was a girl and you wasnt a poof, or if I was was a poof Id let you have your way with me

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