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Asestorian > i am mac, of the BIG variety
Hellcore > nah, you're a single mcnugget
Asestorian > damn j00
Kelron Queldine > I have discovered I have a helicopter piloting ability roughly equal to that of a dead cat
Olixia Castitatis > DC?
Kelron Queldine > BF2 demo

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Adoran Wa'alle > Oh and Kel, that's why we should team up. you shoot, I fly :) My piloting ability is ...well, atleast the equal of a live cat
<PepsiTab> Dano can blow himself, and take pictures.
<Dano> if i could blow myself i wouldnt be fucking sitting on IRC
Morwen Lagann > I swear, if you say it's Morwen, I'm quoting it.
Kelsy Talan > I was going to say Morwen, but I thought hmmm
Kelsy Talan > It's like D:
Kelsy Talan > Well it's actually like D}:
Morwen Lagann > I was referring to Morwen IC rather than me, lol
Kelsy Talan > So was I.
Kelsy Talan > ^-^
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > Sherry trifle hits tastebuds for wtfpwnbbq (wrecking)...
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > mmmm, must consume more,
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > maybe this is how zombies are really made, its not mutation or the undead or anything like that, its from eating so much good food and alcohol, and consuming far too many drugs,
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > just think of all those drug fueld orgies the greeks and romans used to do
Sasha Oopsie > uh-huh
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > it all makes sense now, and rabid skeletons that attack are the smack junkies with more bones than flesh,
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > and the carnal-house like stench of their rotting remains
the number of junkies who have flesh turn necrotic after all, suddnely it all makes sense not too sure on the werewolves and vampires yet, but gimme a few more drinks and I'll have an answser for that aswell
<Levin> word is retarded
<Levin> i typed "well-being"
<Levin> and its like omg do you mean "well being"?
<Levin> and im like ok sure
<Sadist> hmm
<Levin> so then its like
<Levin> omg do you mean "well-being"
<Levin> :/
*Princess Jodi makes a snowball to throw at Ishida, but then considers the price of ice and puts it back.
fpx11 > my fingers and ass are sore from typing and sitting all day :)
Avenged37 > no your fingers and ass are sore from putting your fingers in your ass all day
Jany Gun > ew
fpx11 > :)
<[DAMOB]Flee> I'm currently wearing a shirt bought for me by Galanodel/Lilin
<[DAMOB]Flee> http://www.errorwear.com/huge-bsod95.html
<Vegeta> Hey
<Vegeta> I know you
<Vegeta> You're the guy on that pic
<[DAMOB]Flee> ?
<[DAMOB]Flee> what pic?
<Vegeta> "I use a UNIX OS, I get laid about as often as I have to reboot my computer"
<[DAMOB]Flee> I don't have a shirt that says that
<Levin> LOL
Luncinia Padecain > /emote sneaks up behind and stuffs Demon Cookie in a jar... hold the jar under her arm and yells... "THIS IS MAH COOKIE! Anyones tried to take my cookie will suffer the fires of hell and the mercy of Cthulhu!"
Demon Cookie > *squeals and finds herself captive, secretly enjoying it*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote runs to a corner pulls Demon Cookie out of the jar and starts nibbling
Demon Cookie > /emote moans as she's being nibbled
Luncinia Padecain > shhh!
Demon Cookie > /emote quietens her moans a little after being shushed
Demon Cookie > :P
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes a gag, stuffs it in Demon Cookie's mouth, ties it around the head and starts nibbling on toes
Zombie Berlioz > o.O
Demon Cookie > /emote is muffled so can only squirm around while being nibbled
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes a chopstick and pokes the foot in a pressure point until Demon Cookie buckles and starts tying Demon Cookie up to stop the squirming
[Luncinia Padecain > /emote bends over to look demon cookie in the eye... You going to stop squirming now?
Demon Cookie > *nods wideeyed*
Luncinia Padecain > ... ok
Luncinia Padecain > /emote starts nibbling on a finger
Luncinia Padecain > /emote also tickles Demon Cookie's foot with the chopstick
Demon Cookie > *squirms around desperately trying to yank her feet away from the tickling*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote straddles Demon Cookie and smacks the ass hard.... What did I just say?!
Demon Cookie > /emote whimpers muffled by the gag manages to pull it down enough to say "But that was before you started tickling which should be considered cheating!"
Luncinia Padecain > /emote pokes Demon Cookie's foot hard with the chopstick at a pressure point...
Luncinia Padecain > Did you want me to get the paddle?
Demon Cookie > *nods*
Luncinia Padecain > Oh?
Luncinia Padecain > /emote holds back a smile
Bodewhin Schwarz > fucks going on in here o.O
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gets up and comes back with an 1/2" oak paddle with holes drilled in it which looks more like a cricket bat and cracks one over Demon Cookie's ass
Luncinia Padecain > /emote looks at Bodewhin Schwarz ...
Luncinia Padecain > nothing
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives another swing at Demon Cookie's backside
Demon Cookie > /emote tries to act like she's in pain but secretly enjoys it
Bodewhin Schwarz > Im going to save this chat and upload it somewhere
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives three more cracks in succession on Demon Cookie
Bodewhin Schwarz > Maybe on the eveO forums
Bodewhin Schwarz > Make a disturbing/emarassing chat thread
Woulaan > <disturbing comment placeholder>
Demon Cookie > Hey just wait till Lucinia cracks out the ballgags :P
Luncinia Padecain > is tough cookie to break
Demon Cookie > You're not meant to break the cookie. Be gentle! (but not too gentle)
Luncinia Padecain > /emote stomps a foot right in the middle of Demon Cookie's back... Did I say you could speak?!
Demon Cookie > *whimpers and shakes her head, wide eyed*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes her foot of Demon Cookie's back
Luncinia Padecain > are you going to be good now?
Demon Cookie > *nods*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gets down and starts to untie Demon Cookie
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives one more crack across the bottom of Demon Cookie's feet before setting Demon Cookie free
Luncinia Padecain > better?
Demon Cookie > *is untied and relaxes then jumps startled at the last minute swat* Yes, thank you :D
Luncinia Padecain > /emote cuddles with Demon Cookie
Demon Cookie > /emote cuddles with Luncinia Padecain
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