Salba > /emote thinks that banner ads that tell you to "Shoot three iPods to win an iPod Mini" or someshuch should send you an iPod with a gaping gunshot hole in the middle.
Panda Empress>
♪♫ When your ship gets blown to bits ♪♫
♪♫ ♪ And you lose your Faction fits ♪♫ ♫♪
♪ Don't worry
♪ be happy ٩(̾●̮̮̃•̃̾)۶
♪♫ When your ship gets blown to bits ♪♫
♪♫ ♪ And you lose your Faction fits ♪♫ ♫♪
♪ Don't worry
♪ be happy ٩(̾●̮̮̃•̃̾)۶
Seraphim Risen > /emote nods. "I'm sure that's all it was... What if I called you for a booty call?"
Shalee Lianne /emote quirks a thin delicate brow as she looks to her, grinning. "Uh....you're a girl."
Seraphim Risen And?
Shalee Lianne ...I'm a girl.
Seraphim Risen > AND?
Shalee Lianne One of us seems to be missing a part to make a booty call work. Just saying.
Seraphim Risen /emote shrugs. "That's what you think."
Ashar KorAzor (In this chat, Shalee learns about homosexuality.)
Ashar KorAzor > (Full story at eleven.)
Shalee Lianne But...I mean...do you....are you....
Seraphim Risen Am I what?
Seraphim Risen /emote grins
Shalee Lianne /emote couldn't quite seem to find the words she was looking for.
Shalee Lianne /emote quirks a thin delicate brow as she looks to her, grinning. "Uh....you're a girl."
Seraphim Risen And?
Shalee Lianne ...I'm a girl.
Seraphim Risen > AND?
Shalee Lianne One of us seems to be missing a part to make a booty call work. Just saying.
Seraphim Risen /emote shrugs. "That's what you think."
Ashar KorAzor (In this chat, Shalee learns about homosexuality.)
Ashar KorAzor > (Full story at eleven.)
Shalee Lianne But...I mean...do you....are you....
Seraphim Risen Am I what?
Seraphim Risen /emote grins
Shalee Lianne /emote couldn't quite seem to find the words she was looking for.
Rafen Weems > i cringe whenever someone says colon-slash-slash, sounds nasty
Dianoga Pactor > lol
Bunt Caboon > reminds me of my gerbil
SKurj > heh if u closin on 40 i'd agree with u +)
anynamewilldo > ...
Akthuul > /emote barfs
Rafen Weems > your gerbil is a nervous wreck
Akthuul > i was trying to eat before the gerbil comment
Bunt Caboon > my gerbil is all sticky
anynamewilldo > oh man, i heard a story about a guy and a gerbil once (from my school teacher years ago no less)... its disturbing
Bunt Caboon > but has full poucehs for some reason
Rafen Weems > can you get wetsuits in rodent sizes?
Kilzool > AnynameWilldo, that was a Richard Gere sotry I bet.
Akthuul > omg..this is sick..someone change the subject
Darrik > lol
Bunt Caboon > could be worse, could be a chinchilla
Akthuul > lol
Dianoga Pactor > think about the poor hgerbil
Akthuul > or a rabbit i suppose
Rafen Weems > that's the tone successfully lowered then....
Dianoga Pactor > you think he cut its nails?
Bunt Caboon > the gerbil had an airhose, he was fine
Archimus Zorn > Enough with gerbils...
Bunt Caboon > wish I'd taken him out of the exercise ball first though
Dianoga Pactor > lol
Bunt Caboon > reminds me of my gerbil
SKurj > heh if u closin on 40 i'd agree with u +)
anynamewilldo > ...
Akthuul > /emote barfs
Rafen Weems > your gerbil is a nervous wreck
Akthuul > i was trying to eat before the gerbil comment
Bunt Caboon > my gerbil is all sticky
anynamewilldo > oh man, i heard a story about a guy and a gerbil once (from my school teacher years ago no less)... its disturbing
Bunt Caboon > but has full poucehs for some reason
Rafen Weems > can you get wetsuits in rodent sizes?
Kilzool > AnynameWilldo, that was a Richard Gere sotry I bet.
Akthuul > omg..this is sick..someone change the subject
Darrik > lol
Bunt Caboon > could be worse, could be a chinchilla
Akthuul > lol
Dianoga Pactor > think about the poor hgerbil
Akthuul > or a rabbit i suppose
Rafen Weems > that's the tone successfully lowered then....
Dianoga Pactor > you think he cut its nails?
Bunt Caboon > the gerbil had an airhose, he was fine
Archimus Zorn > Enough with gerbils...
Bunt Caboon > wish I'd taken him out of the exercise ball first though
sugarXsugar > i'm warping to you velt
sugarXsugar > i'll get the frigs
sugarXsugar > BALLS
sugarXsugar > got cought on the station
sugarXsugar > k let's try that again
Velteran > your balls got caught on the station? ouch!
sugarXsugar > yeah!
sugarXsugar > least it wasn't a minmatar station tho
sugarXsugar > those things would give you tetnus...
sugarXsugar > i'll get the frigs
sugarXsugar > BALLS
sugarXsugar > got cought on the station
sugarXsugar > k let's try that again
Velteran > your balls got caught on the station? ouch!
sugarXsugar > yeah!
sugarXsugar > least it wasn't a minmatar station tho
sugarXsugar > those things would give you tetnus...
Eric Nolani > Can I get help cleaning out WC?
CF ProctoR > Get a toilet brush :P
CF ProctoR > Get a toilet brush :P
Efrim Ganeli > I resent the implication that Canada is a second rate vassal. We're clearly first rate, there's no better vassal than Canada.
Ernest Graefenberg > The only place I'm going is going to town on someones ass.
Ernest Graefenberg > And I'm going there in a small gang.
Ernest Graefenberg > And that sounds incredibly dirty.
armslave > and that is saved for future reference
Mchalin > forget I asked
Ernest Graefenberg > And I'm going there in a small gang.
Ernest Graefenberg > And that sounds incredibly dirty.
armslave > and that is saved for future reference
Mchalin > forget I asked
Nadira Amiria > Also, blame the cat.
Graelyn > /emote targets Amira's cat
Nadira Amiria > /emote swats Grae. Yes, cats love chasing lasers, but not untill you turn the power *way* down on that thing.
Graelyn > It takes a long time for an apoc to lock something the size of a cat, it turns out. :
Graelyn > /emote targets Amira's cat
Nadira Amiria > /emote swats Grae. Yes, cats love chasing lasers, but not untill you turn the power *way* down on that thing.
Graelyn > It takes a long time for an apoc to lock something the size of a cat, it turns out. :
Jack Folstam > /emote discovered he can take his chair appart
Jack Folstam > /emote is now sitting on the floor
Jack Folstam > /emote is now sitting on the floor