Kyoko Sakoda > BoB's the life eh?
Knuck > well directorship is kinda the win
Kyoko Sakoda > You get massaged by supermodels too?
Knuck > but I do a shitload of work =/
Kyoko Sakoda > work? in a game? pff
Kyoko Sakoda > hypocrisy I say
Twinis > lol
Kyoko Sakoda > all the omerta directors understand you shouldn't be working while you try to relax by playing a game
Kyoko Sakoda > that's why we all fail miserably :P
Knuck > well directorship is kinda the win
Kyoko Sakoda > You get massaged by supermodels too?
Knuck > but I do a shitload of work =/
Kyoko Sakoda > work? in a game? pff
Kyoko Sakoda > hypocrisy I say
Twinis > lol
Kyoko Sakoda > all the omerta directors understand you shouldn't be working while you try to relax by playing a game
Kyoko Sakoda > that's why we all fail miserably :P
Majiir Paktu > out of nowhere five girls sit down and the one in front says "i want to feel your penis.'
Cythrawl > hyjek logged out
Cythrawl > they're all doomed
Cythrawl > and he's back, they're saved ;)
Cythrawl > they're all doomed
Cythrawl > and he's back, they're saved ;)
Alexandria Magnus > Yes, but why do they call it the xbox 360?
Alexandria Magnus > Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away!
Black Bonnie > oh god not this again
Agilas > turn 360 and walk away, that's real funny
Black Bonnie > you turn 360, you face the same direction
B'tar Adar > ah 360 in a circle so you will be right where you started
Agilas > watch that you don't trip over it
Black Bonnie > 360, like revolution?
Camoss > You can't really turn 360 and walk away, because if you did a 360, you'd go completely around and end up facing the way you started
Black Bonnie > turn around?
Alexandria Magnus > you are a idiot B'tar Adar, they even teach you geography in the schools?
Agilas > what's geography got to do with anything?
Camoss > Thats what I wanna know
Alexandria Magnus > stupid russians, EVE is an <i>American</i> game, go back to your country!
Bubon Avarus > actually its not
Agilas > ahhh, an american, that explains everything ;)
Camoss > It's Icelandic :-)
Bubon Avarus > isn't CCP based in iceland?
Bubon Avarus > yea
Camoss > Bubon thats correct
Alexandria Magnus > CCP has an office in iceland, sure, for some outsourced developement, but it was founded, created, and has HQ out of Georgia, USA
Camoss > You need to do some more research, Alex
Alexandria Magnus > your a idiot, stfu
Camoss > Georgia is the former home of a development company that was bought by CCP
Camoss > White Wolf
Alexandria Magnus > dont even understand a xbox joke and your telling me you think you know more than me?
Camoss > "Think"?
Alexandria Magnus > like i said your a idiot
Camoss > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CCP_hf
Alexandria Magnus > go back to your country foreigner scrub kid
Camoss > Anybody here want to back me up?
Cmndr Griff > I thought his joke was the funniest I have ever read, I even wrote it down
Alexandria Magnus > they know your a idiot
Bubon Avarus > "Founded in 1997, CCP is recognized internationally as a pioneer in the single-server persistent universe concept of the MMOG genre. CCP Games is headquartered in Reykjavik, Iceland with an office in Shanghai, China. " - http://www.ccpgames.com/company/
Agilas > alexandria, take a pro tip and shut up before you make an even bigger fool of yourself
Alexandria Magnus > your a idiot to Agilas, so stfu
Cmndr Griff > Do you have any more comedy gold material?
Agilas > at least I can spell, and use the right words
Camoss > You know your calling everyone an idiot but the only one making a fool of themselves is you
Bubon Avarus > heh yea this is pretty funny
Camoss > It's hilarious :-)
Agilas > I'm thoroughly enjoying myself, but I'm easily entertained.
Bubon Avarus > Alex, did you read the quote from the CCP site I posted?
Camoss > Or the wikipedia link I posted?
Alexandria Magnus > stfu your a idiot i dont read things you write down
Alexandria Magnus > Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away!
Black Bonnie > oh god not this again
Agilas > turn 360 and walk away, that's real funny
Black Bonnie > you turn 360, you face the same direction
B'tar Adar > ah 360 in a circle so you will be right where you started
Agilas > watch that you don't trip over it
Black Bonnie > 360, like revolution?
Camoss > You can't really turn 360 and walk away, because if you did a 360, you'd go completely around and end up facing the way you started
Black Bonnie > turn around?
Alexandria Magnus > you are a idiot B'tar Adar, they even teach you geography in the schools?
Agilas > what's geography got to do with anything?
Camoss > Thats what I wanna know
Alexandria Magnus > stupid russians, EVE is an <i>American</i> game, go back to your country!
Bubon Avarus > actually its not
Agilas > ahhh, an american, that explains everything ;)
Camoss > It's Icelandic :-)
Bubon Avarus > isn't CCP based in iceland?
Bubon Avarus > yea
Camoss > Bubon thats correct
Alexandria Magnus > CCP has an office in iceland, sure, for some outsourced developement, but it was founded, created, and has HQ out of Georgia, USA
Camoss > You need to do some more research, Alex
Alexandria Magnus > your a idiot, stfu
Camoss > Georgia is the former home of a development company that was bought by CCP
Camoss > White Wolf
Alexandria Magnus > dont even understand a xbox joke and your telling me you think you know more than me?
Camoss > "Think"?
Alexandria Magnus > like i said your a idiot
Camoss > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CCP_hf
Alexandria Magnus > go back to your country foreigner scrub kid
Camoss > Anybody here want to back me up?
Cmndr Griff > I thought his joke was the funniest I have ever read, I even wrote it down
Alexandria Magnus > they know your a idiot
Bubon Avarus > "Founded in 1997, CCP is recognized internationally as a pioneer in the single-server persistent universe concept of the MMOG genre. CCP Games is headquartered in Reykjavik, Iceland with an office in Shanghai, China. " - http://www.ccpgames.com/company/
Agilas > alexandria, take a pro tip and shut up before you make an even bigger fool of yourself
Alexandria Magnus > your a idiot to Agilas, so stfu
Cmndr Griff > Do you have any more comedy gold material?
Agilas > at least I can spell, and use the right words
Camoss > You know your calling everyone an idiot but the only one making a fool of themselves is you
Bubon Avarus > heh yea this is pretty funny
Camoss > It's hilarious :-)
Agilas > I'm thoroughly enjoying myself, but I'm easily entertained.
Bubon Avarus > Alex, did you read the quote from the CCP site I posted?
Camoss > Or the wikipedia link I posted?
Alexandria Magnus > stfu your a idiot i dont read things you write down
Daniel McGrew > /emote docks at Sol III - School of Hard Knocks Facedesk Division
Mashadar Darkwind > salvage is where the money is at
Erwin RommelPVE > lies
Mashadar Darkwind > blows away what you get from mission rewards
Mashadar Darkwind > i've been salvaging since -18 lvl 2 missions and it has always been worthwhile
Runpewpew > /emote disagrees, mining is where the isk is at..
Chaundra Vesali > bounties is where the money is at... salvage is a close second
Erwin RommelPVE > lol -18?
Mashadar Darkwind > bounties become a factor in lvl 4 i imagine
pokt tumadre > lvl three salvage seems better
Erwin RommelPVE > /emote disagrees, trading is where is ISK is at....
Mashadar Darkwind > in lvl 3, they are about even with salvage
Mashadar Darkwind > so yeah, bounties ftw too
pokt tumadre > bounties are good too
Baldistic > /emote disagrees more, plex is where the isk is at
Runpewpew > yer slave trading...
Erwin RommelPVE > /emote disagrees more, prostitution is where the ISK is at...
Leisen > im a terrible trader ):
Mashadar Darkwind > /emote disagrees even more...gold traders is where the REAL ISK is..
Inficio Animus > /emote Disagrees, scamming is where the true isk is at
Erwin RommelPVE > lies
Mashadar Darkwind > blows away what you get from mission rewards
Mashadar Darkwind > i've been salvaging since -18 lvl 2 missions and it has always been worthwhile
Runpewpew > /emote disagrees, mining is where the isk is at..
Chaundra Vesali > bounties is where the money is at... salvage is a close second
Erwin RommelPVE > lol -18?
Mashadar Darkwind > bounties become a factor in lvl 4 i imagine
pokt tumadre > lvl three salvage seems better
Erwin RommelPVE > /emote disagrees, trading is where is ISK is at....
Mashadar Darkwind > in lvl 3, they are about even with salvage
Mashadar Darkwind > so yeah, bounties ftw too
pokt tumadre > bounties are good too
Baldistic > /emote disagrees more, plex is where the isk is at
Runpewpew > yer slave trading...
Erwin RommelPVE > /emote disagrees more, prostitution is where the ISK is at...
Leisen > im a terrible trader ):
Mashadar Darkwind > /emote disagrees even more...gold traders is where the REAL ISK is..
Inficio Animus > /emote Disagrees, scamming is where the true isk is at
Gheimhreadh > AHA! Found it.
Caellach Marellus > Jesus?
Gheimhreadh > Yeah, found that too. Anyone want asticky, and slightly used Jesus?
Repentence Tyrathlion > ...slightly used?
Repentence Tyrathlion > PASS.
Repentence Tyrathlion > /emote hides under a rock
Gheimhreadh > Its an antique....
Caellach Marellus > What's with the holes in it/
Gheimhreadh > Got it that way. Some italian left it out in the rain, hanging on a stick.
Caellach Marellus > Jesus?
Gheimhreadh > Yeah, found that too. Anyone want asticky, and slightly used Jesus?
Repentence Tyrathlion > ...slightly used?
Repentence Tyrathlion > PASS.
Repentence Tyrathlion > /emote hides under a rock
Gheimhreadh > Its an antique....
Caellach Marellus > What's with the holes in it/
Gheimhreadh > Got it that way. Some italian left it out in the rain, hanging on a stick.
Engrish > gezz...look at my nick name...do you think i can spell properly?
Ami Seneschal > So this baby seal walks into a club...
Butcher Rabbit > I lubs Dominion...but not as much as Phi, my rifter
Miss Emopants > lol
Butcher Rabbit > Emo, will you conduct the ceremony for when I marry Phi?
SocomTedd > lol
Miss Emopants > lol sure.
Butcher Rabbit > woot
Butcher Rabbit > I figure Jan 17 is a nice date
Miss Emopants > lol
SocomTedd > we are gathered here today to join together Butcher Rabbit and Phi in holy matrimony.Who gives this woman in marriage to this man?Marriage was originated by God. Our thinking on the subject has its basis in the divine revelation we call
SocomTedd > the Bible.
Butcher Rabbit > lol
SocomTedd > so let us now read from God's word, the Bible.
Miss Emopants > are we marrying in the amarr fashion?
SocomTedd > Then God said, ' Let us make man in our image, according to our likeness
SocomTedd > let them have dominion
Miss Emopants > do we need to slaughter some slaves for the occassion?
SocomTedd > over all earth
SocomTedd > so God created man in his own image
SocomTedd > in the image of God He created him
SocomTedd > male and female
SocomTedd > he created them
Butcher Rabbit > why not Emo? We'll combine Minnie and Amarr wedding styles
SocomTedd > Amarr and Minnie wedding styles?
SocomTedd > ok
SocomTedd > So God created salvage
Butcher Rabbit > yeah...Slaughter slaves, minnies toasting and crying for their dead
SocomTedd > and with salvage man created minmatar ships
SocomTedd > God blessed the salvage and God said to them
SocomTedd > Be fruitful and miltiply
SocomTedd > fill the earth and subdue it
SocomTedd > have dominion
SocomTedd > and the Lord God said
SocomTedd > it is not good that man should be alone
SocomTedd > i will make him a helper comparable to him
Butcher Rabbit > lol
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Butcher Rabbit > Do you think 200 crates of Duct Tape as a dowry is sufficient?
SocomTedd > Butcher Rabbit
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Butcher Rabbit > yes?
SocomTedd > after hearing the admonition of scripture, do you Butcher Rabbit, now take this
SocomTedd > wats its name again?
SocomTedd > Phi?
Butcher Rabbit > Phi, yes
SocomTedd > do you Butcher Rabbit, now take this Phi, whose salvage you hold, to be your Ship, and do you solemnly promise
SocomTedd > before God and these witnesses, that you will love and honor Phi according to the instruction of God's Word.
SocomTedd > and that forsaking all others for Phi alone
SocomTedd > you will be faifful to Phi so long as you both shall live?
Butcher Rabbit > I do so swear
Miss Emopants > ahahaha
SocomTedd > Miss emo
SocomTedd > may i hae the rings please
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Miss Emopants > /emote hands over rings.
SocomTedd > As a token that you will faifully perform these vows, you will now exchange rings.
SocomTedd > tjhe ring is an endless circle
SocomTedd > a symbol of the covenant you are making here today
SocomTedd > (sounds like halo now)
Butcher Rabbit > lmfao
SocomTedd > Butcher Rabbit, as you place the ring on Phi's finger say
SocomTedd > As i place this ring on your finger, i pledge myself to you, i am yous
SocomTedd > yours*
Butcher Rabbit > /emote places the ring on Phi's...finger we'll call it, and says
Butcher Rabbit > As I place this ring on your finger, I pledge Myself to You. I am Yours.
SocomTedd > you may light your unity candle now as a symbol of your new union.
Butcher Rabbit > /emote lights the unity candle, using a cable from Phi's turret control system
Miss Emopants > lol
SocomTedd > Now that you, Butcher Rabbit and Phi, have agreed together to enter the holy state of marriage, before God, and these witnesses of your vow, i therefore, by virtue of authority vested in me as a minister of the gospel, pronounce oyu husband and wife,
SocomTedd > one together in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ./
Butcher Rabbit > /emote duct tapes the cable back in place with gold duct tape
SocomTedd > What God has joined together, let no one divide.
SocomTedd > and now may the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ bless you in this new relationship forevermore.
SocomTedd > ladies and gentlemen, please bow your heads for prayer
SocomTedd > Lord God, i ask you to crown this union and their descendants
Miss Emopants > /emote bows her head and folds her hands.
SocomTedd > with all temporal and spiritual blessings in Christ Jesus
SocomTedd > that they may be a blessing in this world of people
SocomTedd > you love
SocomTedd > Amen
SocomTedd > Ladies and gentlemen, i present Mr and Mrs. Rabbit
SocomTedd > you may kiss the bride
SocomTedd > or bridge
SocomTedd > salvage?
Miss Emopants > /emote cheers??
Butcher Rabbit > /emote kisses Phi's pod connection, and ignores the minor eletrical jolt
SocomTedd > you know
SocomTedd > i missed about half of it out
SocomTedd > lol
Butcher Rabbit > Okay, can someone check my bio and tell me if my wedding announcement shows
SocomTedd > at the start
Miss Emopants > you know
Butcher Rabbit > I know Socom, but that was still well done
SocomTedd > ye
Miss Emopants > that was possibly the strangest thing in eve i have ever witnessed.
Butcher Rabbit > lol
SocomTedd > I SPELLED YOU WRONG
SocomTedd > lol
Miss Emopants > how the hell does socom know how to hold a wedding ceremony? lol
Miss Emopants > lol
Butcher Rabbit > Emo, will you conduct the ceremony for when I marry Phi?
SocomTedd > lol
Miss Emopants > lol sure.
Butcher Rabbit > woot
Butcher Rabbit > I figure Jan 17 is a nice date
Miss Emopants > lol
SocomTedd > we are gathered here today to join together Butcher Rabbit and Phi in holy matrimony.Who gives this woman in marriage to this man?Marriage was originated by God. Our thinking on the subject has its basis in the divine revelation we call
SocomTedd > the Bible.
Butcher Rabbit > lol
SocomTedd > so let us now read from God's word, the Bible.
Miss Emopants > are we marrying in the amarr fashion?
SocomTedd > Then God said, ' Let us make man in our image, according to our likeness
SocomTedd > let them have dominion
Miss Emopants > do we need to slaughter some slaves for the occassion?
SocomTedd > over all earth
SocomTedd > so God created man in his own image
SocomTedd > in the image of God He created him
SocomTedd > male and female
SocomTedd > he created them
Butcher Rabbit > why not Emo? We'll combine Minnie and Amarr wedding styles
SocomTedd > Amarr and Minnie wedding styles?
SocomTedd > ok
SocomTedd > So God created salvage
Butcher Rabbit > yeah...Slaughter slaves, minnies toasting and crying for their dead
SocomTedd > and with salvage man created minmatar ships
SocomTedd > God blessed the salvage and God said to them
SocomTedd > Be fruitful and miltiply
SocomTedd > fill the earth and subdue it
SocomTedd > have dominion
SocomTedd > and the Lord God said
SocomTedd > it is not good that man should be alone
SocomTedd > i will make him a helper comparable to him
Butcher Rabbit > lol
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Butcher Rabbit > Do you think 200 crates of Duct Tape as a dowry is sufficient?
SocomTedd > Butcher Rabbit
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Butcher Rabbit > yes?
SocomTedd > after hearing the admonition of scripture, do you Butcher Rabbit, now take this
SocomTedd > wats its name again?
SocomTedd > Phi?
Butcher Rabbit > Phi, yes
SocomTedd > do you Butcher Rabbit, now take this Phi, whose salvage you hold, to be your Ship, and do you solemnly promise
SocomTedd > before God and these witnesses, that you will love and honor Phi according to the instruction of God's Word.
SocomTedd > and that forsaking all others for Phi alone
SocomTedd > you will be faifful to Phi so long as you both shall live?
Butcher Rabbit > I do so swear
Miss Emopants > ahahaha
SocomTedd > Miss emo
SocomTedd > may i hae the rings please
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Miss Emopants > /emote hands over rings.
SocomTedd > As a token that you will faifully perform these vows, you will now exchange rings.
SocomTedd > tjhe ring is an endless circle
SocomTedd > a symbol of the covenant you are making here today
SocomTedd > (sounds like halo now)
Butcher Rabbit > lmfao
SocomTedd > Butcher Rabbit, as you place the ring on Phi's finger say
SocomTedd > As i place this ring on your finger, i pledge myself to you, i am yous
SocomTedd > yours*
Butcher Rabbit > /emote places the ring on Phi's...finger we'll call it, and says
Butcher Rabbit > As I place this ring on your finger, I pledge Myself to You. I am Yours.
SocomTedd > you may light your unity candle now as a symbol of your new union.
Butcher Rabbit > /emote lights the unity candle, using a cable from Phi's turret control system
Miss Emopants > lol
SocomTedd > Now that you, Butcher Rabbit and Phi, have agreed together to enter the holy state of marriage, before God, and these witnesses of your vow, i therefore, by virtue of authority vested in me as a minister of the gospel, pronounce oyu husband and wife,
SocomTedd > one together in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ./
Butcher Rabbit > /emote duct tapes the cable back in place with gold duct tape
SocomTedd > What God has joined together, let no one divide.
SocomTedd > and now may the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ bless you in this new relationship forevermore.
SocomTedd > ladies and gentlemen, please bow your heads for prayer
SocomTedd > Lord God, i ask you to crown this union and their descendants
Miss Emopants > /emote bows her head and folds her hands.
SocomTedd > with all temporal and spiritual blessings in Christ Jesus
SocomTedd > that they may be a blessing in this world of people
SocomTedd > you love
SocomTedd > Amen
SocomTedd > Ladies and gentlemen, i present Mr and Mrs. Rabbit
SocomTedd > you may kiss the bride
SocomTedd > or bridge
SocomTedd > salvage?
Miss Emopants > /emote cheers??
Butcher Rabbit > /emote kisses Phi's pod connection, and ignores the minor eletrical jolt
SocomTedd > you know
SocomTedd > i missed about half of it out
SocomTedd > lol
Butcher Rabbit > Okay, can someone check my bio and tell me if my wedding announcement shows
SocomTedd > at the start
Miss Emopants > you know
Butcher Rabbit > I know Socom, but that was still well done
SocomTedd > ye
Miss Emopants > that was possibly the strangest thing in eve i have ever witnessed.
Butcher Rabbit > lol
SocomTedd > I SPELLED YOU WRONG
SocomTedd > lol
Miss Emopants > how the hell does socom know how to hold a wedding ceremony? lol