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Arvald > im basically the creepy uncle of eve online
Arvald > you know
Arvald > the one who is no longer allowed alone with the children at family gatherings
Arvald > and who smells like scotch and cheese
Oneoufus de'Galicie > hi ! i am an indus at airkio IX-2 belt. I search someone with a freagate or cruser for mining.
Oneoufus de'Galicie > call me
Yuki Li > worst personal ad ever
Freelanc3r > 2007.06.09 22:26:27 Notify The station denies you permission to dock for the moment due to your recent acts of stupidity.
Rutilus > boy, i sure wish i hadn't wandered so far off station in my orca.
Rutilus > boy, i wish i hadn't wandered so far off station in my orca. again.
Rutilus > my orca has the "look like a mega" mod installed, and my skill is at V.
Onyxalia La'fiette > with bonuses to extra carebear appeal
Rutilus > yes, this.
Rutilus > i'm going to go mine some ... stuff.
Rutilus > whatever stuff it is that you mine.
Onyxalia La'fiette > yeah we need moar crack
Rutilus > turn big rocks into smaller rocks, off i go.
Rutilus > keep dinner warm for me!
Rutilus > going to the moon, brb.
Onyxalia La'fiette > you got it!
Onyxalia La'fiette > ill cover you in my machariel cleverly disguised as a titan
Rutilus > nice!
Rutilus > THEY WILL NEVER SUSPECT HAW HAW HAW
Onyxalia La'fiette > nobody will ever know the difference
Rutilus > i mean
Rutilus > hi ho hi ho
Onyxalia La'fiette > wait....we need a kraken
Rutilus > summon it.
Onyxalia La'fiette > someone invent one!!
Onyxalia La'fiette > wait i got it, lets take a brutix and attach a lotta minmatar parts to it
Onyxalia La'fiette > like arms n crap
Rutilus > YES
Rutilus > rakes and duct tape!
Onyxalia La'fiette > yeah lets totally do that
Onyxalia La'fiette > WOOT
Rutilus > a garage sale in space!
Onyxalia La'fiette > thats hawt
Rutilus > you're hawt.
Rutilus > oh noes, lesbo action in space!
Onyxalia La'fiette > newest minni-gallente faction ship.....the kraken
Rutilus > nerds everywhere just came.
Onyxalia La'fiette > gives bonuses to titans
Onyxalia La'fiette > oh babbeh
H4x14N > if you need pew pew, go shoot off a load into one of the books there that don't belong ot you
H4x14N > and jsut imagine the expresion on someones face when they see the pages stuck together
H4x14N > same as blowing up someones ship...
H4x14N > almost...
Si'ren > library pvp.. i dig it
Hitomi Kanzakis > Idk, non-pirates cry a lot when they loose ships :p
Tar Kovsky > ^^ often true
xHoodx > I find this conversation invigourating, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter
Tar Kovsky > sure... send an email to eve-philosophy@significantconversations.com
xHoodx > on it
xHoodx > do I get the free complementary beer hat?
Ralg > you can subscribe to the newsletter, but you need to give me all your money first
xHoodx > I don't have any money
Nyabinghi > petition it
Ariel Nino > could do that, probably a bug with my wallet
Azia Burgi > /emote returns the the grim task of moving her cemetry to Molea
Nick Falcon > i could loan you the wayfarer azia
Azia Burgi > wassat?
Nick Falcon > my hualer iteron V
Azia Burgi > its ok, it all fits in my badger
Andros vonBek > as opposed to the deadly combat iteron 5 ?
Azia Burgi > rofl
Nick Falcon > huh you mean an iteron with a turret
Andros vonBek > yarr !
Nick Falcon > that takes 35 secs to lock
Azia Burgi > Battle Badgers 4tw
Frostbyt > sensor booster 4tw
Quarren > you can make the iteron V into a bit of an ass kicker
Quarren > 5 lows and 5 meds
Azia Burgi > was it you frostie that had a battle badger?
Andros vonBek > my itty 5 locks a jetcan in about 2.5 seconds (i think)
Nick Falcon > i refer to ships
Frostbyt > 5 mag stabs, 2 sensor boosters 3 tracking links, 2 blasters and you got pwnsauce for frigs
Nick Falcon > 7 secs on cans
Nick Falcon > howd you get two turrets
Quarren > you can only fit one turret
Frostbyt > cuz i'm retards
Frostbyt > retarded
Azia Burgi > lol
Frostbyt > ;P
Quarren > /emote coughs
Azia Burgi > "spechul"
Frostbyt > see i can't even spell retard
crowclaw melthian > hey when is it that the stations open for walking around.?
crowclaw melthian > should be fun if you can bitch slap hostiles in stations :)
Iron Jaw > would make things rather personal if you could kick somone in the balls before undocking and blowing up their BC
murder one > fuck hugs
murder one > i cant kill a man from a mile away with a hug
Ophichius > You've never tried.
murder one > true
murder one > maybe if i didnt shower
murder one > :>
Jaxxon Voers > ^this
<overkill> ok taking betts on how long i last in this fleet
<Digital> What do you have to wager with?
<overkill> man juice
<Digital> How about your soul?
<Digital> That way we can bet with something that exists
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