Daniel McGrew > /emote docks at Sol III - School of Hard Knocks Facedesk Division
Checkoo > this is a silly question but do they thave raping paper in this game to make a peresnts?
Idassa > I didn't know paper was capable of raping
Idassa > I didn't know paper was capable of raping
Lindah Rinah > I could fit my mother in that EM resist hole
Kyle Reel > I'm an ice miner and I'm OK,I sleep all night and I work all day
Kyle Reel > I strip mine ice, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On wensdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
Kyle Reel > There are Caldari in the world, and Gallente. There's Minmatar, EoM and then... there are those that follow Kuvakei, BUT ... I've never been one of them. I'm an Amarr fanatic. And has been since the day I was born.
Kyle Reel > And the one thing they say about Amarr is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're an Amarr the moment Dad came, Because...
Kyle Reel > I strip mine ice, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On wensdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
Kyle Reel > There are Caldari in the world, and Gallente. There's Minmatar, EoM and then... there are those that follow Kuvakei, BUT ... I've never been one of them. I'm an Amarr fanatic. And has been since the day I was born.
Kyle Reel > And the one thing they say about Amarr is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're an Amarr the moment Dad came, Because...
Dr Ho > shauuri is a sucker for the 'good breeds'
Shauuri > I am, ill admit
Dr Ho > 'best in show'
Lipix > so am I :P
Shauuri > I was always a fool for the wholesome-as-apple-pie type
Shauuri > I also occasionally fuck collies, if that's what ur saying Ho
Lipix > i occasionally fuck dolphins
Shauuri > hmm we heard
Hulkrin > And he does it on Porpose.
Shauuri > I am, ill admit
Dr Ho > 'best in show'
Lipix > so am I :P
Shauuri > I was always a fool for the wholesome-as-apple-pie type
Shauuri > I also occasionally fuck collies, if that's what ur saying Ho
Lipix > i occasionally fuck dolphins
Shauuri > hmm we heard
Hulkrin > And he does it on Porpose.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are just not hetero
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Quinn Oron [prax]: 02:55:41 Notify Clothing from the following categories must be equipped to your character before continuing: Bottom.
Quinn Oron [prax]: Seriously, when are they going to fix that?
Quinn Oron [prax]: Seriously, when are they going to fix that?
<Inskipp> i never enjoyed BB's. to fat and slow. I am and will remain a fan of the small fast ship.
<Alta> i fly all ships
<CarverD> and most drones
<Alta> well lol that should be fixed
<Alta> but each sheep has its appeal
<Alta> ship
<Alta> XD
<Alta> owned
<Alta> im welsh
<cr8r> damn, beat me to the punchline
<cr8r> you sure seem to have gone native in record time. :)
<Alta> i fly all ships
<CarverD> and most drones
<Alta> well lol that should be fixed
<Alta> but each sheep has its appeal
<Alta> ship
<Alta> XD
<Alta> owned
<Alta> im welsh
<cr8r> damn, beat me to the punchline
<cr8r> you sure seem to have gone native in record time. :)
Atreides Horza > It saddens me to see a carrier used like that. Like watching Stevie Wonder on a racing bike trying to win the Tour de France...
Wonko > do hardeners have to be put anywhere specific? or can i just group them all togther somewhere
Daytrader > yea
Daytrader > They must be aligned with the planet and the moon.
Wonko > huh?
Daytrader > they have to be inline with the moon and the planet the moon orbits
Wonko > your kidding right?
Daytrader > no otherwise they only work at 1/4 strength.
Wonko > wtf
Wonko > are you serious? cause im about to set it
Daytrader > I know... some stupid CCP thing, but I think there are notes in the POS thread about it.
Daytrader > your gonna want one of your guys to warp to the planet then warp back so you can line it up right.
Daytrader > Took Dhan and I about 4 hours to get it right.
Wonko > so if i warp to the planet and then back to the moon it will be in line?
Daytrader > Yea should be
Wonko > ok
Wonko > what a pain in the ass
Wonko > so other than in line, i can put them in 1 big group?
Daytrader > Yea
Wonko > ok
M0RPH > Don't forget to do the hokey-pokey
Wonko > right leg in?
M0RPH > right leg out
Wonko > hmm, i wonder what the story behind inline with the planet and moon is
Wonko > magnetic feilds or something
Eden Maurgen > Possibly... that or someonebeing an ass.
**Other Channel**
M0RPH > lol
M0RPH > sad thing is he really believes you
Daytrader > Yup
M0RPH > i hope he isn't really doing the hokey pokey
vache > hahahahaahahahahahahahahaah
vache > magnetic fields
Daytrader > yea
Daytrader > They must be aligned with the planet and the moon.
Wonko > huh?
Daytrader > they have to be inline with the moon and the planet the moon orbits
Wonko > your kidding right?
Daytrader > no otherwise they only work at 1/4 strength.
Wonko > wtf
Wonko > are you serious? cause im about to set it
Daytrader > I know... some stupid CCP thing, but I think there are notes in the POS thread about it.
Daytrader > your gonna want one of your guys to warp to the planet then warp back so you can line it up right.
Daytrader > Took Dhan and I about 4 hours to get it right.
Wonko > so if i warp to the planet and then back to the moon it will be in line?
Daytrader > Yea should be
Wonko > ok
Wonko > what a pain in the ass
Wonko > so other than in line, i can put them in 1 big group?
Daytrader > Yea
Wonko > ok
M0RPH > Don't forget to do the hokey-pokey
Wonko > right leg in?
M0RPH > right leg out
Wonko > hmm, i wonder what the story behind inline with the planet and moon is
Wonko > magnetic feilds or something
Eden Maurgen > Possibly... that or someonebeing an ass.
**Other Channel**
M0RPH > lol
M0RPH > sad thing is he really believes you
Daytrader > Yup
M0RPH > i hope he isn't really doing the hokey pokey
vache > hahahahaahahahahahahahahaah
vache > magnetic fields