Jungle Jim > bastards
Jungle Jim > no jelly beans for u bitches
Levitikon > lol
meowcat > i bought a big bag of yank jelly babies once, and they had artificial sweeteners in, which was also a mild laxitive... my (ex) gf ate loads of them and shat herself in the cinema
meowcat > i'd forgotten all about that
Levitikon > nice girl
Crimson Smith > pmsl
Jungle Jim > roflmao
Zzazzt > rofl
Jungle Jim > i'm glad its an ex
meowcat > its all coming flooding back to me
Crimson Smith > it's the caruba wax on the outside- you've got to watch out for that stuff
Zzazzt > did you take the obvious opportunity? :D
Jungle Jim > she was nice and wet ready for u then
meowcat > pffffft
Levitikon > mmmm - shitty cock
Crimson Smith > that an impression of her Meow?
Zzazzt > lol
Levitikon > you gotta make sure you scrape around the helmet after or it can stay there for days..
meowcat > heh
meowcat > i cant take any more
Jungle Jim > was she ginger too?
meowcat > no she was mostly brown
Jungle Jim > no jelly beans for u bitches
Levitikon > lol
meowcat > i bought a big bag of yank jelly babies once, and they had artificial sweeteners in, which was also a mild laxitive... my (ex) gf ate loads of them and shat herself in the cinema
meowcat > i'd forgotten all about that
Levitikon > nice girl
Crimson Smith > pmsl
Jungle Jim > roflmao
Zzazzt > rofl
Jungle Jim > i'm glad its an ex
meowcat > its all coming flooding back to me
Crimson Smith > it's the caruba wax on the outside- you've got to watch out for that stuff
Zzazzt > did you take the obvious opportunity? :D
Jungle Jim > she was nice and wet ready for u then
meowcat > pffffft
Levitikon > mmmm - shitty cock
Crimson Smith > that an impression of her Meow?
Zzazzt > lol
Levitikon > you gotta make sure you scrape around the helmet after or it can stay there for days..
meowcat > heh
meowcat > i cant take any more
Jungle Jim > was she ginger too?
meowcat > no she was mostly brown
Typhoid Mary > Come to old man star, Steel. I need to test my dread
Steeldragon Ronin > will can i bring a couple of friends
RangerXT > lol, you know a phoenix dread tanked like 40 players for like 10 minutes
RangerXT > bring a lot of friends
Steeldragon Ronin > lets see 1 that has a dread and 2 that have assulth ship and a bs
RangerXT > you probably don't even know what a dread is.......
Steeldragon Ronin > ya i do its a elite frig
RangerXT > ....
Steeldragon Ronin > will can i bring a couple of friends
RangerXT > lol, you know a phoenix dread tanked like 40 players for like 10 minutes
RangerXT > bring a lot of friends
Steeldragon Ronin > lets see 1 that has a dread and 2 that have assulth ship and a bs
RangerXT > you probably don't even know what a dread is.......
Steeldragon Ronin > ya i do its a elite frig
RangerXT > ....
Hayseus' Prophet > 22:38:33 Notify Your request for DNA modification was halted. At least one of your attributes was set too low, incurring the risk of clinical lycanthropy.
Hayseus' Prophet > Did it seriously just say I could become a Werewolf, M.D.?
Hayseus' Prophet > Did it seriously just say I could become a Werewolf, M.D.?
De'Zori > bah wish i could make bookmarks when cloaked hehe
Stitcher > ... you can
De'Zori > what???
Stitcher > sure, I've done it loads of times
De'Zori > how?
Stitcher > same way as always - people and places, "Add Bookmark"
De'Zori > you can do that?...omg.. ive been dropping cans for 3 years....
Soldroz > rofl
Stitcher > hehe, fail....
Soldroz > seriously?
De'Zori > will that work with midspace safespots also?....
Stitcher > yep
Soldroz > yes...
Soldroz > how do you think people make them? :P
De'Zori > omg ive been emptying cap for 3 years...
Stitcher > ... you can
De'Zori > what???
Stitcher > sure, I've done it loads of times
De'Zori > how?
Stitcher > same way as always - people and places, "Add Bookmark"
De'Zori > you can do that?...omg.. ive been dropping cans for 3 years....
Soldroz > rofl
Stitcher > hehe, fail....
Soldroz > seriously?
De'Zori > will that work with midspace safespots also?....
Stitcher > yep
Soldroz > yes...
Soldroz > how do you think people make them? :P
De'Zori > omg ive been emptying cap for 3 years...
* Amisa notices KilROCK's cock is only inches away from her face
* KilROCK is sitting in the back of the room
Amisa > :(
Leon 026 > thats one big cock dude...
* KilROCK is sitting in the back of the room
Amisa > :(
Leon 026 > thats one big cock dude...
Ambasha > you know you play too much EVE when you get into a car crash and you run away as fast as you can so that you don't get podded
Alisa Dax > top station i think
Alisa Dax > 6/2 station
PR3VIOUS > when sorting on distance it was the top just before docking
Brasema > >.<
Brasema > lol..
Brasema > when sorting by distance it was the station at the top just before you docked at it ? ;-)
PR3VIOUS > correct
PR3VIOUS > :D
Brasema > lmao
Brasema > i'll try and find it :P
Alisa Dax > 6/2 station
PR3VIOUS > when sorting on distance it was the top just before docking
Brasema > >.<
Brasema > lol..
Brasema > when sorting by distance it was the station at the top just before you docked at it ? ;-)
PR3VIOUS > correct
PR3VIOUS > :D
Brasema > lmao
Brasema > i'll try and find it :P
Incizion > wondering where my long weekend went lol
Sellna > well we all wish our weekends are longer
Incizion > indeed!
Mucko > among other things. :3
Incizion > oh my
Sellna > well we all wish our weekends are longer
Incizion > indeed!
Mucko > among other things. :3
Incizion > oh my
[This is the local convo after a PERFECTLY executed trap by Event Horizon]
Riot Star > nice trap though. I'll have to write that one down for future use :)
Shattered Wolf > Yeah. I like how you guys had that planned. I'm just like "Ah hell"
Viridian Onyx > That was an excellent trap ^^
Shattered Wolf > I hate you guys!....... :P
Shattered Wolf > j/k :)
Relnala > lol
Relnala > We try to be good at what we do
Shattered Wolf > So I've noticed
Viridian Onyx > Hey Riot
Riot Star > sup?
Viridian Onyx > Why where you shooting me?
Riot Star > I was?
Viridian Onyx > You did the third most damage
br472267 > lol
Riot Star > no... I had you painted on acident I think
br472267 > friendly fire
Viridian Onyx > ...
Viridian Onyx > Dude, ouch
Kalo Dante > frag the LT, Nam is hell :)
Bezo Maxo > ha I knew we couldnt break your tank alone
Relnala > lol
Shattered Wolf > Oh, that's classic
Shattered Wolf > That is freakin' classic
Shattered Wolf > Riot, you are NOT living this one down
Viridian Onyx > Man, you really hurt my feelings, Riot
Kalo Dante > lol
Shattered Wolf > Riot, 20 lashings, you noob :)
Viridian Onyx > This is so going on OMGRAWR.net
Riot Star > nice trap though. I'll have to write that one down for future use :)
Shattered Wolf > Yeah. I like how you guys had that planned. I'm just like "Ah hell"
Viridian Onyx > That was an excellent trap ^^
Shattered Wolf > I hate you guys!....... :P
Shattered Wolf > j/k :)
Relnala > lol
Relnala > We try to be good at what we do
Shattered Wolf > So I've noticed
Viridian Onyx > Hey Riot
Riot Star > sup?
Viridian Onyx > Why where you shooting me?
Riot Star > I was?
Viridian Onyx > You did the third most damage
br472267 > lol
Riot Star > no... I had you painted on acident I think
br472267 > friendly fire
Viridian Onyx > ...
Viridian Onyx > Dude, ouch
Kalo Dante > frag the LT, Nam is hell :)
Bezo Maxo > ha I knew we couldnt break your tank alone
Relnala > lol
Shattered Wolf > Oh, that's classic
Shattered Wolf > That is freakin' classic
Shattered Wolf > Riot, you are NOT living this one down
Viridian Onyx > Man, you really hurt my feelings, Riot
Kalo Dante > lol
Shattered Wolf > Riot, 20 lashings, you noob :)
Viridian Onyx > This is so going on OMGRAWR.net
LadyZelda > So it is safe to undock?
Andreus Ixiris > NO WAIT DON'T
Andreus Ixiris > THERE ARE BESTOWERS EVERYWHERE
Andreus Ixiris > YOU WILL DIE
Andreus Ixiris > NO WAIT DON'T
Andreus Ixiris > THERE ARE BESTOWERS EVERYWHERE
Andreus Ixiris > YOU WILL DIE