Chaimera > they still living together
Russ1 > let me ask
Russ1 > luth, you still living together?
Luthais Dalzeil > Yeah... Just waiting for her to tell me one more time that she
wants a divorce...
Luthais Dalzeil > This time, I hand her the papers.
Russ1 > can you take a picture at that moment?
Chaimera > get it on fraps for me
Russ1 > let me ask
Russ1 > luth, you still living together?
Luthais Dalzeil > Yeah... Just waiting for her to tell me one more time that she
wants a divorce...
Luthais Dalzeil > This time, I hand her the papers.
Russ1 > can you take a picture at that moment?
Chaimera > get it on fraps for me
Par'Gellen > yeah the faction ships on the market now is pure wintaters
Par'Nabuk > wots taters?
* Par'Gellen smacks his alt!
Rukhov Chmee > Wow.
Rukhov Chmee > I love when people are such losers that they speak to themselves on both their own alts.
Par'Gellen > glad I could amuse you with my fail :D
Par'Gellen > it's why i exist
Rukhov Chmee > You exist to fail.. Guess god has given up
Par'Gellen > how do they know YOU aren't one of my alts?
Rukhov Chmee > Because I am in a different corp, and my name is made of win.
Gretchen Ross > your name is misspelled
Rukhov Chmee > Really now, Gretchen?
Rukhov Chmee > What do you think the correct spelling is?
Gretchen Ross > cock sucker
Par'Nabuk > wots taters?
* Par'Gellen smacks his alt!
Rukhov Chmee > Wow.
Rukhov Chmee > I love when people are such losers that they speak to themselves on both their own alts.
Par'Gellen > glad I could amuse you with my fail :D
Par'Gellen > it's why i exist
Rukhov Chmee > You exist to fail.. Guess god has given up
Par'Gellen > how do they know YOU aren't one of my alts?
Rukhov Chmee > Because I am in a different corp, and my name is made of win.
Gretchen Ross > your name is misspelled
Rukhov Chmee > Really now, Gretchen?
Rukhov Chmee > What do you think the correct spelling is?
Gretchen Ross > cock sucker
Largo DuAquin > oh... a hostile
Kharriga > beagle pod from y-19 to ss
Kharriga > or w-4
Turiya Flesharrower > Nah, this is an advanced holo generator mod
Turiya Flesharrower > I'm actually flying an Absolution
Kharriga > we must kill that generator
Turiya Flesharrower > I just appear to be a pod
Kharriga > youre deception is clever
Kharriga > and youre kung fu strong
Kharriga > beagle pod from y-19 to ss
Kharriga > or w-4
Turiya Flesharrower > Nah, this is an advanced holo generator mod
Turiya Flesharrower > I'm actually flying an Absolution
Kharriga > we must kill that generator
Turiya Flesharrower > I just appear to be a pod
Kharriga > youre deception is clever
Kharriga > and youre kung fu strong
dirk_johnwood: Cold -> Sinus Infection -> Two ear infections > Strep throat > Pinkeye in both eyes.
Zuju: > doom
dirk_johnwood: all in 4 days
Chris Vattic: Did you have a date with the Pestilence horseman of apocalypse? Christ
Zuju: So which heathen god did you annoy? Nurgle?
dirk_johnwood: No clue, I'm just glad it's kind of over. I just can't swallow yet
Chris Vattic: [insert innuendo]
Liam Jacobs: thats what she said
Zuju: :rimshot:
Zuju: and now tradik will say "Damn you Kesper!"
dirk_johnwood: imagine swallowing but only getting half of what you normally do down, then choking. Shit sucks.
Zuju [prax]: The innuendo just got worse
dirk_johnwood: Then my nose.
Liam Jacobs: wow
Zuju: again
Sarkelias Anophius: into the rabbit hole, folks
Zuju: and he just invented golf
dirk_johnwood: Glad the oozing is over too
Zuju: > doom
dirk_johnwood: all in 4 days
Chris Vattic: Did you have a date with the Pestilence horseman of apocalypse? Christ
Zuju: So which heathen god did you annoy? Nurgle?
dirk_johnwood: No clue, I'm just glad it's kind of over. I just can't swallow yet
Chris Vattic: [insert innuendo]
Liam Jacobs: thats what she said
Zuju: :rimshot:
Zuju: and now tradik will say "Damn you Kesper!"
dirk_johnwood: imagine swallowing but only getting half of what you normally do down, then choking. Shit sucks.
Zuju [prax]: The innuendo just got worse
dirk_johnwood: Then my nose.
Liam Jacobs: wow
Zuju: again
Sarkelias Anophius: into the rabbit hole, folks
Zuju: and he just invented golf
dirk_johnwood: Glad the oozing is over too
X3S > and I take slaves into my rehab.
Jamow Beck > and do what kinds of experiments on them, X3S
X3S > I let them live free.
X3S > I also help them escape the bondage of living life as a slave.
Jamow Beck > How many ya got?
DisturbdGuy > if you have an asian one, i'll take it
Sebastian DeBoer > you'll take it where?
DisturbdGuy > don't ask man...
Sebastian DeBoer > lol
X3S > the population of fleshtopia is 2769
DisturbdGuy > ok
X3S > working on getting more.
Jamow Beck > Are they all stacked on top of eachother?
DisturbdGuy > could be interesting...
Detrevni > slave orgy what?
X3S > yes
X3S > I got some janiters in there too,
Detrevni > and some marines in case things get too rowdy?
Sebastian DeBoer > or incase things dont get roudy enough...
DisturbdGuy > i feel bad for the janitors...so many fluids....SO MANY FLUIDS!!!!!
Jamow Beck > and do what kinds of experiments on them, X3S
X3S > I let them live free.
X3S > I also help them escape the bondage of living life as a slave.
Jamow Beck > How many ya got?
DisturbdGuy > if you have an asian one, i'll take it
Sebastian DeBoer > you'll take it where?
DisturbdGuy > don't ask man...
Sebastian DeBoer > lol
X3S > the population of fleshtopia is 2769
DisturbdGuy > ok
X3S > working on getting more.
Jamow Beck > Are they all stacked on top of eachother?
DisturbdGuy > could be interesting...
Detrevni > slave orgy what?
X3S > yes
X3S > I got some janiters in there too,
Detrevni > and some marines in case things get too rowdy?
Sebastian DeBoer > or incase things dont get roudy enough...
DisturbdGuy > i feel bad for the janitors...so many fluids....SO MANY FLUIDS!!!!!
Jita local always makes me smile
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition
count vondega > ive i do enough sexual favors can i pay off my dept?
ShahFluffers > my advice is to get a banana for practice and kneepads for protection
ShahFluffers > maybe a helmet if you're tall
ShahFluffers > my advice is to get a banana for practice and kneepads for protection
ShahFluffers > maybe a helmet if you're tall
<Caanan> wow digi you must feel really good for making him cry
<Digital> yes I do
<Caanan> you made an adult man cry
<Caanan> hfs
<Digital> I masturbate to the thought every day
<Digital> yes I do
<Caanan> you made an adult man cry
<Caanan> hfs
<Digital> I masturbate to the thought every day
Shintoko Akahoshi > All those TLAs, they're like BFG and then I forget them all
Shintoko Akahoshi > So they go all LOL and I'm like BAH and it's all WTF.
Shintoko Akahoshi > KWIM?
Faithless > rofl
Shintoko Akahoshi > So they go all LOL and I'm like BAH and it's all WTF.
Shintoko Akahoshi > KWIM?
Faithless > rofl
Unoriginal Name02 > scroll up in corp for wisdom
Mr Oggle > I literally just lost 100 IQ points, how am I even typing this without assistance?
Mr Oggle > I literally just lost 100 IQ points, how am I even typing this without assistance?