Andreus Ixiris > This is like the tenth time in a row the humans have tried to sell me barrels of gorilla blood
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Evat > i might beable to ram a titan into there
notso perfect > avatar? :)
Wraith101 > which end first??
notso perfect > avatar? :)
Wraith101 > which end first??
Mystic Retribution > eve tends to add 50 lbs and a penis to its avatars
New Shadow > Bloodhands > ok The Few. guys, you will no longer be killed by hirr JB towers, watch out for Arrow. towers, they will still shoot anyone, from any alliance, including its own CEO.
Oveur: Nope, we have some ideas. If you have a suggestion, a well formed game design post in the Ships & Module forum or Idea lab is appreciated. You can reply to this thread with links to your previous suggestions too, that will help us take them into consideration.
Gungankllr: I think a great addition would be an alt seeking missile.
Gungankllr: I think a great addition would be an alt seeking missile.
Pen DaiDaiHai > where have you been hiding
Gangus > i made the mistake of getting my new housemate into EVE, with only 1 PC between us :(
Pen DaiDaiHai > lol
Gangus > he's been here a week
Pen DaiDaiHai > he's got is own now?
Gangus > in that week, i've quit hard drugs, and stashed all the money i'd normally use like that, and saved up for a new PC. I've got my priorities straight
Reatu Krentor > right on
Pen DaiDaiHai > just the hard ones?
Shadow XII > Eve stops people doing drugs.
Shadow XII > I propose an ad-campaign.
Kaz Igari > ban eve, it's cutting down my drug trafficking ring
Gangus > i made the mistake of getting my new housemate into EVE, with only 1 PC between us :(
Pen DaiDaiHai > lol
Gangus > he's been here a week
Pen DaiDaiHai > he's got is own now?
Gangus > in that week, i've quit hard drugs, and stashed all the money i'd normally use like that, and saved up for a new PC. I've got my priorities straight
Reatu Krentor > right on
Pen DaiDaiHai > just the hard ones?
Shadow XII > Eve stops people doing drugs.
Shadow XII > I propose an ad-campaign.
Kaz Igari > ban eve, it's cutting down my drug trafficking ring
Galazar > did u just say u missed me?
Your momma > he misses your c**k in his anus
Galazar > lol
Simeon Antrates > on this one occaision gal i will admit it
Your momma > he misses your c**k in his anus
Galazar > lol
Simeon Antrates > on this one occaision gal i will admit it
<&NTRabbit> i have a few good bottles
<&NTRabbit> its always better to taste at the cellar door before buying
<&NTRabbit> its also better to not be driving
<&NTRabbit> especially in the barossa
<&NTRabbit> there are some 40 cellar doors in the area, and even the smallest places have 10 to taste
<&NTRabbit> peter lehmann has a taste list of over 30
<&NTRabbit> and its all free
<&NTRabbit> only orlando wines get tetchy about booking and buying
<&NTRabbit> the last 4 day trip there, we hit 6 wineries on the third day
<&NTRabbit> or the 4th of 5, something like that
<&NTRabbit> i recall having something in the region of 65-70 half-3/4 glasses of wine
<&NTRabbit> in varying styles
<&NTRabbit> and you can do that without paying a cent, provided you have a driver
<&NTRabbit> where else, aside from a frat party, can you get that loaded for so little cash i ask?
* @moocifer dozes through (bunny)logue
<&NTRabbit> ¬_¬
<&NTRabbit> at least im not ranting incoherently about levin, game balance or the cost-benefit analysis of black criminals and jewish bankers
<@moocifer> :)
<~Stavros> rofl
<~Stavros> buuurrrrn
<@moocifer> it was a happy doze you fool :P
<&NTRabbit> its always better to taste at the cellar door before buying
<&NTRabbit> its also better to not be driving
<&NTRabbit> especially in the barossa
<&NTRabbit> there are some 40 cellar doors in the area, and even the smallest places have 10 to taste
<&NTRabbit> peter lehmann has a taste list of over 30
<&NTRabbit> and its all free
<&NTRabbit> only orlando wines get tetchy about booking and buying
<&NTRabbit> the last 4 day trip there, we hit 6 wineries on the third day
<&NTRabbit> or the 4th of 5, something like that
<&NTRabbit> i recall having something in the region of 65-70 half-3/4 glasses of wine
<&NTRabbit> in varying styles
<&NTRabbit> and you can do that without paying a cent, provided you have a driver
<&NTRabbit> where else, aside from a frat party, can you get that loaded for so little cash i ask?
* @moocifer dozes through (bunny)logue
<&NTRabbit> ¬_¬
<&NTRabbit> at least im not ranting incoherently about levin, game balance or the cost-benefit analysis of black criminals and jewish bankers
<@moocifer> :)
<~Stavros> rofl
<~Stavros> buuurrrrn
<@moocifer> it was a happy doze you fool :P
Trent0r > just killed an itty IV with a skiff in a cargo container
Packtu'sa > niiice
kaisair > cool
Trent0r > ganged up with a dude
Trent0r > km up :)
kaisair > OMG THATS A FRIENDLY YOU NOOB
kaisair > Wtf
Trent0r > .... he showed as neutral!
Packtu'sa > omg...you killed an endless horizons...
Trent0r > shit i feel shit.. SHIt
Trent0r > HE WAS NEUTRAL
Packtu'sa > daaaamn and he had a LOT of isk fitted....shit
Trent0r > god damnit i cant do anything
Trent0r > SHIT
Trent0r > he showed as neutral!!!
kaisair > dude thats a bob alt corp
kaisair > wtf
Packtu'sa > Endless horizons is an alliance for altcorps of allied alliances
Trent0r > he's not on nap
kaisair > i know, i'm messing with you
Packtu'sa > yeah, me too.
Trent0r > YOU ASSHOLE!
Trent0r > I HATE YOU
Packtu'sa > :-D
Trent0r > GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Trent0r > FUCK
Trent0r > AMKWLDKLMAWMLKDAWKLMDMKLAWDMKLAWMKLDKMLAWD
Packtu'sa > HAHAHAHAHAHA :-D
Trent0r > grr
Trent0r > Oh you bastard
kaisair > Had you going
Trent0r > omg
Trent0r > that got me so scared
Packtu'sa > niiice
kaisair > cool
Trent0r > ganged up with a dude
Trent0r > km up :)
kaisair > OMG THATS A FRIENDLY YOU NOOB
kaisair > Wtf
Trent0r > .... he showed as neutral!
Packtu'sa > omg...you killed an endless horizons...
Trent0r > shit i feel shit.. SHIt
Trent0r > HE WAS NEUTRAL
Packtu'sa > daaaamn and he had a LOT of isk fitted....shit
Trent0r > god damnit i cant do anything
Trent0r > SHIT
Trent0r > he showed as neutral!!!
kaisair > dude thats a bob alt corp
kaisair > wtf
Packtu'sa > Endless horizons is an alliance for altcorps of allied alliances
Trent0r > he's not on nap
kaisair > i know, i'm messing with you
Packtu'sa > yeah, me too.
Trent0r > YOU ASSHOLE!
Trent0r > I HATE YOU
Packtu'sa > :-D
Trent0r > GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Trent0r > FUCK
Trent0r > AMKWLDKLMAWMLKDAWKLMDMKLAWDMKLAWMKLDKMLAWD
Packtu'sa > HAHAHAHAHAHA :-D
Trent0r > grr
Trent0r > Oh you bastard
kaisair > Had you going
Trent0r > omg
Trent0r > that got me so scared
Obi'agie > /emote playfuly slaps Koh> u just have to be different don't you *grins*
Kohiko Sun > Different? I'm an Achuran woman flying Caldari. I'm 85% of EVE!
Kohiko Sun > Different? I'm an Achuran woman flying Caldari. I'm 85% of EVE!