<Hammerhead> whine on the forum, the mods love it
Windle Poons > I think all drones are rogue drones :|
Windle Poons > They resent being owned and try to get you killed in the middle of the mission by wandering off to aggro something you didn't want
Windle Poons > They resent being owned and try to get you killed in the middle of the mission by wandering off to aggro something you didn't want
Vendrin > Why do you want a Basilisk?
Recusor > Because it sounds like its from Harry Potter or something.
Recusor > Because it sounds like its from Harry Potter or something.
Shikaku > see this is why i like to scam noobs they dont talk back
High Sierra > anyway, for those of you who have seen the film Hitch. remember the scene where will smith is trying to teach the white guy how to dance?
High Sierra > and the white guy thinks he can dance already?
High Sierra > that was me. last night.
Jim Linger > rofl
High Sierra > and I was like 'oh yeah work it baby'
High Sierra > and this girl was like 'oh good fucking god no!'
Feline Ferocity > thats not just one girl, its all of them :s
High Sierra > AND I FOLLOWED HER ACROSS THE DANCE FLOOR
Feline Ferocity > pft stalker
High Sierra > and do you know the worst bit?
Feline Ferocity > Derek stepped in
High Sierra > I THOUGHT I WAS IMPRESSING HER!
High Sierra > DAMN YOU BEER!
High Sierra > and the white guy thinks he can dance already?
High Sierra > that was me. last night.
Jim Linger > rofl
High Sierra > and I was like 'oh yeah work it baby'
High Sierra > and this girl was like 'oh good fucking god no!'
Feline Ferocity > thats not just one girl, its all of them :s
High Sierra > AND I FOLLOWED HER ACROSS THE DANCE FLOOR
Feline Ferocity > pft stalker
High Sierra > and do you know the worst bit?
Feline Ferocity > Derek stepped in
High Sierra > I THOUGHT I WAS IMPRESSING HER!
High Sierra > DAMN YOU BEER!
Ned Hamford > I am storing my corpses in a container with my uranium, waiting to see if I get zombies
Gweee > haha
Ned Hamford > You dont even wanna know what Im doing with my homelesss...
WashuChanUK > Eww
Ned Hamford > ok, I am not doing whatever you just thought of
Gweee > haha
Ned Hamford > You dont even wanna know what Im doing with my homelesss...
WashuChanUK > Eww
Ned Hamford > ok, I am not doing whatever you just thought of
Jarrick Draxton > best way i found to stop getting scrammed by rats in missions and belts is to put aluminum foil on my head
Jarrick Draxton > helps blocks lasers too
Jon Ritmann > lol, so thats what makes t2 minnie ships so resistant to lazers,
Jon Ritmann > built in aluminum foil
Jarrick Draxton > helps blocks lasers too
Jon Ritmann > lol, so thats what makes t2 minnie ships so resistant to lazers,
Jon Ritmann > built in aluminum foil
Ogdru Jahad > i used to be bisexual. then the hookers raised the prices so i stopped buying sex
Kastio Delago > forgot to put the courier cargo in my hold almost left the system without it
Kastio Delago > now i'm doubly stupid i redocked and realized i'm supposed to go pick up the cargo first
Norus > lol
Kastio Delago > it's my fault really i interfaced with a user without wearing proper protective gear
Norus > what ya been smokeing?
Kastio Delago > ie i answered the phone after 5pm today and i'd already taken off my l-user shield extender
Norus > that is a rookie mistake wtf?
Kastio Delago > i dunno old age i suppose
Kastio Delago > i'm too old to deal with customers anymore
Norus > next youll use pliers to pull ram
Kastio Delago > that's a young/sane man's game
Norus > with the power on
Kastio Delago > err what's wrong with that?
Kastio Delago > i know the proper tool is a hammer but you do what you gotta do
Norus > you need big steel doors on the tech room and a phone with no ringer
Kastio Delago > yeah and some combat drones
Norus > land mine work well too
Kastio Delago > low tech
Norus > not if they are cloaked and use lazers
Kastio Delago > or smart bombs hehe
Norus > em feild computer store AMITURE
Kastio Delago > you should duct tape some cardboard tubes to your catapiller. if anybody asks tell em you might as well mine some kernite while you're out there
Kastio Delago > then don't explain wtf
Norus > you are one warped mother fucker ...........I like it
Kastio Delago > warped mofo lvl 5
Norus > he he
Kastio Delago > now i'm doubly stupid i redocked and realized i'm supposed to go pick up the cargo first
Norus > lol
Kastio Delago > it's my fault really i interfaced with a user without wearing proper protective gear
Norus > what ya been smokeing?
Kastio Delago > ie i answered the phone after 5pm today and i'd already taken off my l-user shield extender
Norus > that is a rookie mistake wtf?
Kastio Delago > i dunno old age i suppose
Kastio Delago > i'm too old to deal with customers anymore
Norus > next youll use pliers to pull ram
Kastio Delago > that's a young/sane man's game
Norus > with the power on
Kastio Delago > err what's wrong with that?
Kastio Delago > i know the proper tool is a hammer but you do what you gotta do
Norus > you need big steel doors on the tech room and a phone with no ringer
Kastio Delago > yeah and some combat drones
Norus > land mine work well too
Kastio Delago > low tech
Norus > not if they are cloaked and use lazers
Kastio Delago > or smart bombs hehe
Norus > em feild computer store AMITURE
Kastio Delago > you should duct tape some cardboard tubes to your catapiller. if anybody asks tell em you might as well mine some kernite while you're out there
Kastio Delago > then don't explain wtf
Norus > you are one warped mother fucker ...........I like it
Kastio Delago > warped mofo lvl 5
Norus > he he
Maxell Snow > my first podding, by maxell snow
Leon 026 > o_O
Leon 026 > how?
Maxell Snow > one day maxell snow decided to venture to low sec to rat
Leon 026 > you podded yourself?
Maxell Snow > he warps to a belt and sees a lone can named bait
Leon 026 > lmao
DeadRow > lmao
Maxell Snow > as he approachs said can a ship uncloaks
Maxell Snow > maxe wakes up in the cloner
Leon 026 > o_O
Leon 026 > how?
Maxell Snow > one day maxell snow decided to venture to low sec to rat
Leon 026 > you podded yourself?
Maxell Snow > he warps to a belt and sees a lone can named bait
Leon 026 > lmao
DeadRow > lmao
Maxell Snow > as he approachs said can a ship uncloaks
Maxell Snow > maxe wakes up in the cloner