Imperium Romanus : caldari stations are like angry virgins - they have a small docking ring and spit you out as soon as ur done
<LuigiThirty> good luck docking at 9rq lolols
<KomradeVirtunov> Why?
<LuigiThirty> cause AAA
<KomradeVirtunov> k, lets go over the basics of what a jump clone does
<LuigiThirty> I know that
<LuigiThirty> but you'll never be able to dock again
<LuigiThirty> because he can't set his clone to a hostile station
<LuigiThirty> he can JC to it sure
<LuigiThirty> but he can't go back once the JC exits it
<LuigiThirty> SO HE CAN'T DOCK AT 9RQ ONCE HE UNDOCKS.
<KomradeVirtunov> k lets go over this again
<KomradeVirtunov> 9RQ is an NPC station you retard
<LuigiThirty> oh
<KomradeVirtunov> Why?
<LuigiThirty> cause AAA
<KomradeVirtunov> k, lets go over the basics of what a jump clone does
<LuigiThirty> I know that
<LuigiThirty> but you'll never be able to dock again
<LuigiThirty> because he can't set his clone to a hostile station
<LuigiThirty> he can JC to it sure
<LuigiThirty> but he can't go back once the JC exits it
<LuigiThirty> SO HE CAN'T DOCK AT 9RQ ONCE HE UNDOCKS.
<KomradeVirtunov> k lets go over this again
<KomradeVirtunov> 9RQ is an NPC station you retard
<LuigiThirty> oh
Amantus > fuck
Amantus > catch-22 business
Amantus > i want to spin ships, yet i hate undocking
Amantus > catch-22 business
Amantus > i want to spin ships, yet i hate undocking
<RollinDutchMasters> being a webcam whore doesnt make you an IT pro
<RollinDutchMasters> put your pants back on
<RollinDutchMasters> put your pants back on
<Viceroy> ahahah
<Viceroy> i love my network administrator
<Viceroy> at about 1 am
<Viceroy> he posts a thread on the local file sharing forums
<Viceroy> run by students
<Viceroy> saying that the university has concluded a deal with rapidshare.com
<Viceroy> and that a new 6gb/sec connection will be provided for rapidshare.com users within the university network
<Viceroy> everyone is like
<Viceroy> WTF THAT ROCKS
<RangerXT> the catch?
<Viceroy> and then they realize it's April 1st
<Viceroy> :|
<Rhaegar> hahahahaha
<Cinnander> lmao
<Viceroy> he's such an evil guy
<Viceroy> i love my network administrator
<Viceroy> at about 1 am
<Viceroy> he posts a thread on the local file sharing forums
<Viceroy> run by students
<Viceroy> saying that the university has concluded a deal with rapidshare.com
<Viceroy> and that a new 6gb/sec connection will be provided for rapidshare.com users within the university network
<Viceroy> everyone is like
<Viceroy> WTF THAT ROCKS
<RangerXT> the catch?
<Viceroy> and then they realize it's April 1st
<Viceroy> :|
<Rhaegar> hahahahaha
<Cinnander> lmao
<Viceroy> he's such an evil guy
Kvlt'trve > 4 out of 5 admirals agree: its a trap
Jack Rocks > but 1 out of 5 traps dont work.
Nagel far > assuming all admirals have an equal chance of being right, that makes a 64% chance of landing in a trap
Jack Rocks > but 1 out of 5 traps dont work.
Nagel far > assuming all admirals have an equal chance of being right, that makes a 64% chance of landing in a trap
Kraknar > I like Pie
Kraknar > especially cherry pie cause apple pie is overrated
Joe > i prefer a nice apricot slice
Jordania > nugget pie
Joe > or custard tard.
Joe > err...
Joe > tart** :)
Kraknar > especially cherry pie cause apple pie is overrated
Joe > i prefer a nice apricot slice
Jordania > nugget pie
Joe > or custard tard.
Joe > err...
Joe > tart** :)
wizzard66 > but i pisses agains an electric fence one day as a boy
wizzard66 > gave a whole new meaning to the term "Flaming Pipes"
wizzard66 > you think thats funny??
bone > yes!
wizzard66 > i had to piss standing faced down on my hands on the ttoilet
wizzard66 > hoping i didnt have diahreeas
Ghost_reaper > hahaha
wizzard66 > i would try it again these days though
wizzard66 > an erection that last a week
wizzard66 > all the wimmen in the elderly home would love that
wizzard66 > but..
wizzard66 > my heart couldnt take it i guess
wizzard66 > gave a whole new meaning to the term "Flaming Pipes"
wizzard66 > you think thats funny??
bone > yes!
wizzard66 > i had to piss standing faced down on my hands on the ttoilet
wizzard66 > hoping i didnt have diahreeas
Ghost_reaper > hahaha
wizzard66 > i would try it again these days though
wizzard66 > an erection that last a week
wizzard66 > all the wimmen in the elderly home would love that
wizzard66 > but..
wizzard66 > my heart couldnt take it i guess
[00huntress00]hiya matey we have a problem
[phleet] WTF where has my ship gone?
[00huntress00] erm sorry i had to borrow your ship/account.
[phleet] why?
[00huntress00] got podded so went back to kill em
[phleet]and?
[00huntress00]and what?
[phleet]and where is my ****** ship
[00huntress00]well thats the problem
[phleet]? you got my ship blown up?
[00huntress00] erm not exactly
[phleet]WTF are you talking about where is my ship?
[00huntress00]how can i put this,as my mother used to say never click eject in the middle of a fight.
[phleet] did your mother also say dont log on as me ever again? because that would be a good saying too.
Some minutes later
[phleet] oh my ********** god where are my implants....
[phleet] huntress?
[00huntress00]sorry :(
[phleet] WTF where has my ship gone?
[00huntress00] erm sorry i had to borrow your ship/account.
[phleet] why?
[00huntress00] got podded so went back to kill em
[phleet]and?
[00huntress00]and what?
[phleet]and where is my ****** ship
[00huntress00]well thats the problem
[phleet]? you got my ship blown up?
[00huntress00] erm not exactly
[phleet]WTF are you talking about where is my ship?
[00huntress00]how can i put this,as my mother used to say never click eject in the middle of a fight.
[phleet] did your mother also say dont log on as me ever again? because that would be a good saying too.
Some minutes later
[phleet] oh my ********** god where are my implants....
[phleet] huntress?
[00huntress00]sorry :(
Tolin Dorden > ah well think I'll get my ass down to the shop for wsome ciggys.... nowt to do till tai's built my new raven anyway
Jenina Hawke > Tai's your builder? Kewl
Charles Burger > made by tai wan? is it gonna be really small?
Tolin Dorden > no it's just cheap and got a stamp in it's ass
Jenina Hawke > What's a small Raven? En spurv?
Charles Burger > small raven is a caracal of course :)
Jenina Hawke > Is a Caracel a type of Sparrow? :)
Tolin Dorden > no but a kessie's a baby raven
Tolin Dorden > caracal's a teen raven
Tolin Dorden > cerberus is a teen raven with pms
Charles Burger > manticore is an early developinig raven
Jenina Hawke > Tai's your builder? Kewl
Charles Burger > made by tai wan? is it gonna be really small?
Tolin Dorden > no it's just cheap and got a stamp in it's ass
Jenina Hawke > What's a small Raven? En spurv?
Charles Burger > small raven is a caracal of course :)
Jenina Hawke > Is a Caracel a type of Sparrow? :)
Tolin Dorden > no but a kessie's a baby raven
Tolin Dorden > caracal's a teen raven
Tolin Dorden > cerberus is a teen raven with pms
Charles Burger > manticore is an early developinig raven