Shintoko Akahoshi > It means "pod me and then desecrate my corpse sexually with a raw carrot!"
Atandros > ooh la la!
Atandros > How deviant!
Atandros > *I* prefer my carrot cooked, thank you very much!
Shintoko Akahoshi > Cooked carrots are too limp :P
Atandros > But they're so much softer and easier to manipulate when inserted!
Atandros > (this conversation could really only be happening in JF corp chat.)
Atandros > ooh la la!
Atandros > How deviant!
Atandros > *I* prefer my carrot cooked, thank you very much!
Shintoko Akahoshi > Cooked carrots are too limp :P
Atandros > But they're so much softer and easier to manipulate when inserted!
Atandros > (this conversation could really only be happening in JF corp chat.)
ITSAIndustrial Corp > I watched spank gank this guy one day. Then contact him with her alt and offer to kill spank (herself) for 100Mill per KM
ITSAIndustrial Corp > had him in for like 400Mill with fake killmails before he caught on.
ITSAIndustrial Corp > had him in for like 400Mill with fake killmails before he caught on.
Thedrun > EVE continually has large overhaul patches, at which point population probably shoots up
Thedrun > they're gonna miff some people in the next patch though, if the instas changes are for realz
Tarlo > shoots up with heroin or shoots up in population?
Thedrun > those aren't exclusive ; )
Thedrun > they're gonna miff some people in the next patch though, if the instas changes are for realz
Tarlo > shoots up with heroin or shoots up in population?
Thedrun > those aren't exclusive ; )
FT Cold > I think I'm going to make a PVP video.. except I won't use EVE as the source, I'll use ex-girlfriends...
lynnisamae > wave
Jellee > o/
Jellee > how's that?
lynnisamae > little to the right
Jellee > o-
Jellee > o/
Jellee > how's that?
lynnisamae > little to the right
Jellee > o-
Pan Lu > dang, the hulks caught up with me, i left em a few belts behind but they nom so well
Pan Lu > im jam their mining gear with my clogs...prob is ive never seen any trees in eve :p
Dossie Kielle > they'll be on some planets
Pan Lu > aye...not sure if a retriever is still a space ship in atmosphere, im suspecting its a brick
Dossie Kielle > I'd say most - if not all - are bricks in atmospheres
Pan Lu > ooooh what fun it'd be to test that theory ^^
Dossie Kielle > maybe shuttles could fly in atmosphere
Pan Lu > yeah
Dossie Kielle > I highly doubt Caps could, though
Pan Lu > on that sneak peak of the first person shoot eve concept trailer i think it showed a condor flying, bet the pilot thanked his lucky stars that wings went out of fashion lol
Pan Lu > wings are soo 20th century earth daaaahrleeeeng, its asymmetrical cubes now
Dossie Kielle > and the Gallente Fed run on the "irregular amorphic blobs are win" principle =P
Pan Lu > lol, those gallente know their quantum phallics XD
Dossie Kielle > I've always wondered if Gallentean starship designers were either compensating for something, or just plain kinky
Pan Lu > i think its so kinky that for greater inspiration they under achieved just so they could over compensate lol
Dossie Kielle > I think you've hit the nail on the head with that theory xD
Pan Lu > aah my art eet ieez soo sheet! ah shood destroooy eet and desahn anuzzer peeniiis
Dossie Kielle > ahh but monsior, whai doo joo noh laik le breast joo maed en le Dommineex?
Pan Lu > eet eez too purrfeeect! eef ah feeneesh le breast, ah am feeneeshed as an arteeest! XD
Dossie Kielle > best you finish that cycle and dock up and log for DT xD
Pan Lu > yeah i think so
Pan Lu > then spend the next hour designing breasts like any good gallente ^^
Pan Lu > im jam their mining gear with my clogs...prob is ive never seen any trees in eve :p
Dossie Kielle > they'll be on some planets
Pan Lu > aye...not sure if a retriever is still a space ship in atmosphere, im suspecting its a brick
Dossie Kielle > I'd say most - if not all - are bricks in atmospheres
Pan Lu > ooooh what fun it'd be to test that theory ^^
Dossie Kielle > maybe shuttles could fly in atmosphere
Pan Lu > yeah
Dossie Kielle > I highly doubt Caps could, though
Pan Lu > on that sneak peak of the first person shoot eve concept trailer i think it showed a condor flying, bet the pilot thanked his lucky stars that wings went out of fashion lol
Pan Lu > wings are soo 20th century earth daaaahrleeeeng, its asymmetrical cubes now
Dossie Kielle > and the Gallente Fed run on the "irregular amorphic blobs are win" principle =P
Pan Lu > lol, those gallente know their quantum phallics XD
Dossie Kielle > I've always wondered if Gallentean starship designers were either compensating for something, or just plain kinky
Pan Lu > i think its so kinky that for greater inspiration they under achieved just so they could over compensate lol
Dossie Kielle > I think you've hit the nail on the head with that theory xD
Pan Lu > aah my art eet ieez soo sheet! ah shood destroooy eet and desahn anuzzer peeniiis
Dossie Kielle > ahh but monsior, whai doo joo noh laik le breast joo maed en le Dommineex?
Pan Lu > eet eez too purrfeeect! eef ah feeneesh le breast, ah am feeneeshed as an arteeest! XD
Dossie Kielle > best you finish that cycle and dock up and log for DT xD
Pan Lu > yeah i think so
Pan Lu > then spend the next hour designing breasts like any good gallente ^^
Brett Mitchell > afk, explaining that this isnt some weirdo sex game.
Nexz > 2005.04.13 20:16:46 combat Your Heavy Pulse Laser I lightly hits Lcdr Welcome [M.], doing 26.2 damage.
TS Maire > Sure, something happens when im in the bathroom *sigh*
Maire Devylin > 2005.04.13 20:16:46 bathroom your pee pee hits the toilet doing splash damage only - noob
TS Maire > Sure, something happens when im in the bathroom *sigh*
Maire Devylin > 2005.04.13 20:16:46 bathroom your pee pee hits the toilet doing splash damage only - noob
Marne Deville > Are transgender players considered neuts?
Mikero Stan > Mr. Fix is in HED in a Cerberus.
Theris Elsitriter > With rails?
Theris Elsitriter > With rails?