Durby > I'm getting a house with a white picked fence, 2.5 kids and maybe a dog
privian > i'll sell you half a kid
Ory'hara > I'll have sex with your wife; that'll make the kid half yours. :)
privian > i'll sell you half a kid
Ory'hara > I'll have sex with your wife; that'll make the kid half yours. :)
Friedhofsgirl > whats the best way to open a bottle of wkd with no bottle opener?
Friedhofsgirl > cant seem to prise it open with scissors
Ari Gallish > use your teeth
McBarnacle > use your teeth
Ari Gallish > lol
McBarnacle > ur young enough
McBarnacle > hehe
McBarnacle > well said Ari
Friedhofsgirl > never thought of that
authochthonian > or get a hammer...
Friedhofsgirl > dont really want glass everywhere.
McBarnacle > if ur clever u can use the edge of a table and just knock the bottle top off
authochthonian > do it outside ^_^
Anna Book > What mcb said, table edge ftw
Ari Gallish > or the back end og a table knife
McBarnacle > this is an important subjct matter after all
authochthonian > well if your going to be sensible then yeah, what he said
Ari Gallish > *of
Friedhofsgirl > to be honest, i think ill just go downstairs and get the bottle opener :S
Friedhofsgirl > cant seem to prise it open with scissors
Ari Gallish > use your teeth
McBarnacle > use your teeth
Ari Gallish > lol
McBarnacle > ur young enough
McBarnacle > hehe
McBarnacle > well said Ari
Friedhofsgirl > never thought of that
authochthonian > or get a hammer...
Friedhofsgirl > dont really want glass everywhere.
McBarnacle > if ur clever u can use the edge of a table and just knock the bottle top off
authochthonian > do it outside ^_^
Anna Book > What mcb said, table edge ftw
Ari Gallish > or the back end og a table knife
McBarnacle > this is an important subjct matter after all
authochthonian > well if your going to be sensible then yeah, what he said
Ari Gallish > *of
Friedhofsgirl > to be honest, i think ill just go downstairs and get the bottle opener :S
Azia Burgi > CCP are total n00blets sometimes
Khairn Nhos > The Gallente death count rises dramatically... space Darwinism
Flavius Sabinus > ccp?
Azia Burgi > Crowd Control Productions
Khairn Nhos > The developers
Khairn Nhos > Not really a good name, they're having a hell of a time dealing with Jita
Khairn Nhos > The Gallente death count rises dramatically... space Darwinism
Flavius Sabinus > ccp?
Azia Burgi > Crowd Control Productions
Khairn Nhos > The developers
Khairn Nhos > Not really a good name, they're having a hell of a time dealing with Jita
Hazeleye > paid 7 mil for an implant and then contract it to be shipped here for 1 mil in 1 day
Hazeleye > i'm lazy i don't want to jump 6 jumps
Calltiso Travana > lol
Calltiso Travana > i know the feeling
Hazeleye > i'm too busy spinning my ship in its dock, to be bothered jumping all that way out there...
Calltiso Travana > how u spin it?
Hazeleye > click and drag
Hazeleye > REALLY FAST!!!
Calltiso Travana > whoa
Hazeleye > yeah
Hazeleye > now you know
Hazeleye > you will never leave your dock again!
Hazeleye > i'm lazy i don't want to jump 6 jumps
Calltiso Travana > lol
Calltiso Travana > i know the feeling
Hazeleye > i'm too busy spinning my ship in its dock, to be bothered jumping all that way out there...
Calltiso Travana > how u spin it?
Hazeleye > click and drag
Hazeleye > REALLY FAST!!!
Calltiso Travana > whoa
Hazeleye > yeah
Hazeleye > now you know
Hazeleye > you will never leave your dock again!
Rothschildia cinctan > every convo rejected god kills a kitten that is not nice
Shadow XII > /emote turns on auto-reject *
Shadow XII > /emote turns on auto-reject *
Stanislav Solyony > and on that note, time. Later.
Stanislav Solyony > *lunch time
Stanislav Solyony > I don't believe it... the chat literally ate my lunch
Stanislav Solyony > *lunch time
Stanislav Solyony > I don't believe it... the chat literally ate my lunch
Azia Burgi > LOL! i just saw someone in local called "My ship"
Azia Burgi > imagine in PvP...
Devlin Fox > lol.. "Primary my ship...urmm...shit!"
Sotiyo > Yes, looking at the logs and seeing "hits my ship for x damage"
Azia Burgi > yeah!
Zoukanix > 'attack ... my ship...'
Azia Burgi > /emote dies laughing
Azia Burgi > imagine in PvP...
Devlin Fox > lol.. "Primary my ship...urmm...shit!"
Sotiyo > Yes, looking at the logs and seeing "hits my ship for x damage"
Azia Burgi > yeah!
Zoukanix > 'attack ... my ship...'
Azia Burgi > /emote dies laughing
Skarien Segovia > What are Interceptors good for?
Rhi Tehn > intercepting
Ethereal Hatebreeder > intercepting lol
Ethereal Hatebreeder > thats a great answer =p
Rhi Tehn > intercepting
Ethereal Hatebreeder > intercepting lol
Ethereal Hatebreeder > thats a great answer =p
Aracturus > "I'm Edgar Vautrine. You don't want the best, You want cheap. And I got cheap."
Andreus Ixiris highfives Aracturus
Aracturus > o/o
Andreus Ixiris > I loved the idea of discount spells
Andreus Ixiris > "Ere mate"
Andreus Ixiris > "I got this gorgeous Fireball spell 'ere"
Andreus Ixiris > "Yoo want it, yeh?"
Aracturus > How much'sit cost?
Andreus Ixiris > And then you get it home and and it turns out that it's actually just summon gasoline elemental duct-taped to a lighter
Andreus Ixiris highfives Aracturus
Aracturus > o/o
Andreus Ixiris > I loved the idea of discount spells
Andreus Ixiris > "Ere mate"
Andreus Ixiris > "I got this gorgeous Fireball spell 'ere"
Andreus Ixiris > "Yoo want it, yeh?"
Aracturus > How much'sit cost?
Andreus Ixiris > And then you get it home and and it turns out that it's actually just summon gasoline elemental duct-taped to a lighter
Ghost Hunter > One of my manticores self-destructed inside a station once
Ghost Hunter > I docked with 15 seconds left on the timer during a laggy server situation
Ghost Hunter > It deleted itself out of my hangar
Ghost Hunter > I docked with 15 seconds left on the timer during a laggy server situation
Ghost Hunter > It deleted itself out of my hangar