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Zimobo Rugmuncher > eves learning curve is like mt. everest only there is a guy at the top with a m60....
theaseity > eve snobs... interesting...
Duckeye > doesn't happen often
Willa Murdoc > snobs??
Duckeye > we are normally discussing ejaculating onto yu-gi-oh cards
theaseity > LOL! WTF!!!!???
Duckeye > some of us have fetishes
dobot297 > i just found some illegeal contra band, i took it and im like...i hope they don't find this!
Camoss > lol
Zeerow Kildar > they dont find it unless you jump to a new system
Camoss > what did you find?
dobot297 > drop i think is what it's called
dobot297 > i found a bunch of shit
Camoss > drugs :-}
dobot297 > yea i found crash, drop, and mindfold
dobot297 > mindflood
Camoss > woot
dobot297 > normally, i don't condone selling drugs to kids on the streets
Camoss > lol
dobot297 > but do these drugs sell well?
Camoss > no idea
dobot297 > man...no one told me i could be a crack dealer in this game
dobot297 > this. game. is. awesome.
Camoss > ROFL
dobot297 > look for me in a corner of the galaxy if you want some
> Hey amarr, you bore me so much, I'm going self-destruct my ship, want to come watch?
> If its a minmatar ship how will I know once you have done it?
Kazellis > honey I'm home
Emiug > did you pick up the laundry?
Emiug > And what time do you call this
Emiug > you had me all worried
Emiug > i rang margret to see if you were at hers
Emiug > OH
Emiug > is that beer i smell?
Emiug > i knew it!
DeadAgain > You lot scary me sometimes
Abassis > aba's first level 4 tip: remember to turn your reps on
Anathi > >.>
Abassis > tune in later to find out how to get the rust off your new tempest!
Khazorath > But first let us teach you how to make your own typhoon
Khazorath > first take a large pipe and cover one end
Abassis > use as much duct tape as you can get
Khazorath > Once that is done stick random bits of kinex onto it
Abassis > for cheap armor, why not try your local junk yard?
Anathi > if your feeling adventurous, try using some pipe cleaners and papier mache
Abassis > that's a great idea for those with a low budget
Khazorath > old bath tubs also make excellent pods for incase your typhoon is destroyed
Abassis > just remember to solder the plughole shut :D
Anathi > by which you mean "when it is inevitably destroyed"
Khazorath > Yes...For engines get several toilet paper tubes and stick them on
Khazorath > then write engine onto them
Anathi > but don't let your imagination stop there
Anathi > why not use old lampshades
Khazorath > use a metalic paint to make it look like your ship is actually made of metal
Khazorath > and then you will look like the toughest fighting machine the mims can throw at you
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Khazorath > So kids thats how to make a Typhoon, next time we'll show you how to make a Rifter!
Promethian child > what the fuck is this a wifey conspiracy
Emnity Preston > lick her for an hour before the op, she should leave you alone then
sanituda > licking for an hour would make me useless for target callin
Promethian child > get a dog
(After watching an extensive convo about Aliens vs Predator, and their backgrounds, comics, etc etc etc)

Twin Turbo > lol i;ve got a friend who's a diehard alien / predator fan
Twin Turbo > hed be having such a nerdgasm if he were here
<Kayosoni> OMG THIS ANIME OWNS!
<Kayosoni> the girl in it has an apron with a cat paw print on it and it says neko and she has catbells in her hair, little ones
<Kayosoni> pwn.
<~Stavros> LOOK
<~Stavros> LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE CARING
<~Stavros> QUICKLY OR U WILL MISS THEM
Cpt Constantinus > would be cool if sov3 would allow us to rename a system
Cpt Constantinus > or at least sov4
Esilda Arriate > I don't think there are enough synonyms for "penis" to cover all of Goonswarm's systems
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