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Ulfghar De'Treztin > they say a dog is mans best friend, but I don't even have enemies that look me dead in the eye whilst taking a shit on my carpet.
Masharatt Shi > And what kind of interface puts "Declare war" an 1/8 inch from "Add to corporation contacts"
JB Gibson > the same one that put "warp to" next to "bridge"...
Ethaet > 14:53:30 Notify The Beta Reactor Control: Reaction Control I is being sold.
Ethaet > The Market is not ready at the moment. Please try again later.
Ethaet > screw this
Sandzibarr > where the hell are you
Kynes Harkonnen > jita by the sounds of it
Kynes Harkonnen > or motsu! lol
Sandzibarr > Xeaon > omg there's no lag in jita
Sandzibarr > my mate lied then
Sandzibarr > i had my suspicions
Ethaet > what's a motsu?
Kynes Harkonnen > its a horrible horrible monster that eats cnrs
Kynes Harkonnen > and like spawns little lag-monsters to feed on the plain ravens
pipvac > 2006.12.11 20:11:04 Notify Jita Traffic Control is currently experiencing heavy load and is unable to process your request. You are #704 in queue for jump-in.
JohnStar > What idiot goes to jita?
Kotori > pipvac
GuerillaMan > lol
GuerillaMan > /emote chuckles
Beiber > using 'lol' and a chuckle emote is a bit redundant don't you think?
GuerillaMan > you couldnt spell redundant twice
Beiber > maybe, but your punctuation still blows
Natalee Rae > /emote giggles
Whole Foods > i think therefore, i play
Sicarius Torek > hi
Sicarius Torek > Sorry to bother you
Sicarius Torek > I was just curious if you could help me out.... I was mining out in Isanamo in my bantam and someone blew up my pod and ship and I lost my implants....
Sicarius Torek > I lost my 2 +2 implants.... which i spent all my money on...
Larry Foulke > no hablan Inglés
Larry Foulke > sentimos
Sicarius Torek > un momento
Sicarius Torek > Tenía curiosidad si usted me podría ayudar .... Yo era la minería en Isanamo en mi gallo y alguien hizo estallar mi vaina y el barco y he perdido mis implantes ....
Larry Foulke > Мне очень жаль, я не говорю по-испански
armacitis > the mach uses a t3 exotic dancer based weapon system.
armacitis > I've already trained exotic dancer weapon systems to lvl5
Balewolf: there is a advert for some games callled World of Tanks playing on The Escapist and it claims that it contains American, Soviet and German tanks as well as new content such as... French tanks!
Balewolf: because that is really what is going to make you want to buy a game
Balewolf: "Get this game! It shows how awesome the French military is!"
Andreus: Actually I've played it
Andreus: The French tanks are very realistic
Andreus: It even lets you shift gears while reversing
Tom Rebane > still think my plans better
Rodamus Zero > Blow shit up and run away giggling like a girl?
Tom Rebane > blow shit up and cloak
SilentHunter13 > the caldari way
SilentHunter13 > blow shit up then panic at the fact you have a megathron point blank at you
SilentHunter13 > hmm, we should make a board game kind of thing
SilentHunter13 > 4 people only
SilentHunter13 > one person chooses caldari
SilentHunter13 > moves onto a 'chance' square
SilentHunter13 > "you meet a abaddon, go back to start of the game"
SilentHunter13 > gallente guy goes on "you meet a neut tempest, roll a dice. On a roll of a 4+ you live"
SilentHunter13 > minmatar rule
SilentHunter13 > "every move, roll a dice, if 3+ you dont fall apart"
[SilentHunter13 > amarr would get there but hes already ran out of cap back at the start
Rodamus Zero > You roll a 5 and land on "Patch day" square, miss a turn for extended downtime
Tom Rebane > in stead of community chest you could have macro miner can
Tom Rebane > empty the can to see whats inside
SilentHunter13 > Instead of go to jail it would have Go to Jita? Do not pass start, do not collect isk. The places you can buy would be mostly 0.0 I'd expect.
SilentHunter13 > You lose a POS, pay 1bil fine.
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