Prideof USA > i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
feign innocence > looking for the "I wish" channel maybe?
Nagen > lol
Michael Turate > Nice one Pride - why has no-one got a sense of humour anymore???
Nagen > sense of humor has been discouraged by all major religions ... for that reason
Prideof USA > my religion is...
Prideof USA > When i was a kid, i used to pray for a bike. Then i realized that's not how god works, so i stole one, and then asked for forgiveness
feign innocence > looking for the "I wish" channel maybe?
Nagen > lol
Michael Turate > Nice one Pride - why has no-one got a sense of humour anymore???
Nagen > sense of humor has been discouraged by all major religions ... for that reason
Prideof USA > my religion is...
Prideof USA > When i was a kid, i used to pray for a bike. Then i realized that's not how god works, so i stole one, and then asked for forgiveness
<@Sadist> we found a spawn of Privateers
<@Sadist> pretty close to jita
<@Sadist> BUT IM NOT TELLING YOU WHERE
<@Sadist> FIND YOUR OWN SPAWN
<@KomradeVirtunov> :(((
<@KomradeVirtunov> Are you hunting them too?
<@KomradeVirtunov> STOP HOGGING THE SPAWN
<@Sadist> pretty close to jita
<@Sadist> BUT IM NOT TELLING YOU WHERE
<@Sadist> FIND YOUR OWN SPAWN
<@KomradeVirtunov> :(((
<@KomradeVirtunov> Are you hunting them too?
<@KomradeVirtunov> STOP HOGGING THE SPAWN
<Dems> the 1600 plate must make it pretty potent
<%xiaodown> much like my sperm.
<cougem> slow and lacking in agility?
<%xiaodown> much like my sperm.
<cougem> slow and lacking in agility?
Sakura Nihil > "We have enough ECM to jam God."
Sakura Nihil > "God's in siege, though..."
Sakura Nihil > "God's in siege, though..."
I'm gonna bitch slap you so hard your drones fall out your thrusters!
Batilda Yogmoth > "i heard how much you like star trek, so i got you this luke skywalker shirt"
Logdsen > "The Force canna take no more young padawan."
Batilda Yogmoth > "beam me up, yoda"
Batilda Yogmoth > "we've landed, on what appears, to be a planet, of, cities"
Batilda Yogmoth > "data, shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!"
Logdsen > "The Force canna take no more young padawan."
Batilda Yogmoth > "beam me up, yoda"
Batilda Yogmoth > "we've landed, on what appears, to be a planet, of, cities"
Batilda Yogmoth > "data, shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!"
Jhodas > think i might get an inflatable woman
Jhodas > they dont talk back, they dont complain, they dont get jealous
Jhodas > and you can fuck em whenever you want
Katchin > last thing you want a woman to have is an inflated opinion m8
Jhodas > they dont talk back, they dont complain, they dont get jealous
Jhodas > and you can fuck em whenever you want
Katchin > last thing you want a woman to have is an inflated opinion m8
Lefthand Downabit > i think they nerfed my mining macros with last patch. :(
Lefthand Downabit > oops, wrong chat disregard
Lefthand Downabit > oops, wrong chat disregard
<Iorm> ic
<Iorm> on to watch more Rome then
<HellGremlin> Mmm, Rome
<HellGremlin> If I was a woman, my days would be spent rubbing pictures of Titus Pullo on my vagina
<Iorm> lol
<Sphal> most likely for the best that you aren't a woman then
<HellGremlin> Indeed. The paper cuts would be awful.
<Sphal> ffs
<Iorm> on to watch more Rome then
<HellGremlin> Mmm, Rome
<HellGremlin> If I was a woman, my days would be spent rubbing pictures of Titus Pullo on my vagina
<Iorm> lol
<Sphal> most likely for the best that you aren't a woman then
<HellGremlin> Indeed. The paper cuts would be awful.
<Sphal> ffs
<%Klima> Well
<%Klima> Holland seems like a weird country
<%Klima> I've been there once
<%Klima> To Amsterdam
<%Klima> and we slept on a boatel, a boat that is a hotel
<%Klima> That's weird
<%Klima> And people live in shipping containers turned into apartments
<%Klima> that's weird
<%Klima> We tried to take a boat to Amsterdam, and a small car with 3 wheels comes on it, with a DJ blasting techno music all the time
<%Klima> A live DJ, on the back of a small car
<%Klima> blasting techno music on a public boat, with a thousand people on it
<%Klima> and no one complained, they liked the music
<%Klima> the dj was half naked
<%Klima> that was weird
<%Klima> So we get to the red light district, and this was at around 10 o' clock in the morning, and it just STANK
<%Klima> Man
<%Klima> that smell was horrid
<%Klima> It just smelled of semen and poo
<%Klima> so that was weird
<%Klima> We get to a small street where on one side, there are window hookers
<%Klima> on the other side
<%Klima> there's a fucking KINDERGARDEN
<%Klima> Amsterdam is just the weirdest place I've ever been
<%Klima> Holland seems like a weird country
<%Klima> I've been there once
<%Klima> To Amsterdam
<%Klima> and we slept on a boatel, a boat that is a hotel
<%Klima> That's weird
<%Klima> And people live in shipping containers turned into apartments
<%Klima> that's weird
<%Klima> We tried to take a boat to Amsterdam, and a small car with 3 wheels comes on it, with a DJ blasting techno music all the time
<%Klima> A live DJ, on the back of a small car
<%Klima> blasting techno music on a public boat, with a thousand people on it
<%Klima> and no one complained, they liked the music
<%Klima> the dj was half naked
<%Klima> that was weird
<%Klima> So we get to the red light district, and this was at around 10 o' clock in the morning, and it just STANK
<%Klima> Man
<%Klima> that smell was horrid
<%Klima> It just smelled of semen and poo
<%Klima> so that was weird
<%Klima> We get to a small street where on one side, there are window hookers
<%Klima> on the other side
<%Klima> there's a fucking KINDERGARDEN
<%Klima> Amsterdam is just the weirdest place I've ever been