Majiir Paktu > out of nowhere five girls sit down and the one in front says "i want to feel your penis.'
Dirty Protagonist > hello
ishtar kareem > hey
Dirty Protagonist > how may i be of assisting you on this day that is today?
ishtar kareem > i dont suppose you blew up the container i was carrying?
Dirty Protagonist > yes. the scientists that you were ferrying into dangerous space have all died. we considered ransoming them to their employer and pointing out that they shouldn't allow their employees to travel with capsuleers with poor piloting skills, but alas
Dirty Protagonist > the abaddon got too close and ran the wreck over, crushing everyone inside
ishtar kareem > ; damn
Dirty Protagonist > it was quite a sight
ishtar kareem > but seriously, i thought it was high sec for some reason
Dirty Protagonist > that's unfortunate
Dirty Protagonist > your lack of chartography skills has cost those men their lives
Dirty Protagonist > enjoy trying to sleep tonight
ishtar kareem > hey
Dirty Protagonist > how may i be of assisting you on this day that is today?
ishtar kareem > i dont suppose you blew up the container i was carrying?
Dirty Protagonist > yes. the scientists that you were ferrying into dangerous space have all died. we considered ransoming them to their employer and pointing out that they shouldn't allow their employees to travel with capsuleers with poor piloting skills, but alas
Dirty Protagonist > the abaddon got too close and ran the wreck over, crushing everyone inside
ishtar kareem > ; damn
Dirty Protagonist > it was quite a sight
ishtar kareem > but seriously, i thought it was high sec for some reason
Dirty Protagonist > that's unfortunate
Dirty Protagonist > your lack of chartography skills has cost those men their lives
Dirty Protagonist > enjoy trying to sleep tonight
wapacz > okay i am off to try to mow the lawn now
LymeM > mow or mow not, there is no try
LymeM > mow or mow not, there is no try
DirtyDirty88 > im getting fat
trident80 > getting?
DirtyDirty88 > well iv gained like 30 pounds in the last 3 months
Princess Aricia > pregnent? ;p
trident80 > prolly gold's baby
GoldSnake > WTF!?!?
DirtyDirty88 > my water just broke
GoldSnake > What the hell did I do?
trident80 > getting?
DirtyDirty88 > well iv gained like 30 pounds in the last 3 months
Princess Aricia > pregnent? ;p
trident80 > prolly gold's baby
GoldSnake > WTF!?!?
DirtyDirty88 > my water just broke
GoldSnake > What the hell did I do?
<%t20> support.eve-online.com has a nice knowledgebase too in case of doubt.
<@NTRabbit> so sayeth the oracle
<@NTRabbit> ¬_¬
<%t20> t(','t)
<@NTRabbit> so sayeth the oracle
<@NTRabbit> ¬_¬
<%t20> t(','t)
Marcus Aleron > The next UK census is expected to show the Muslim population exploding.
Sikander 2 > well, the last census put jedi as the 4th highest religion
Sikander 2 > your point is?
Sikander 2 > well, the last census put jedi as the 4th highest religion
Sikander 2 > your point is?
General Alexious > GALLENTE LIBERISM! DOWN WITH THE MINIMATARS!
Sevias Reymore > MINMATAR HONOR! DECLARATION OF WAR IN RESPONSE TO GALLENTE INSULT!
Tessaract Gloxer > MILLIONS OF PEACHES! PEACHES FOR ME!
General Alexious > Bring it on barbarians!
Sevias Reymore > Shall we wait until you are done watching your holoporn?
General Alexious > that would be greatfull, thanks
Sevias Reymore > Until then, I shall raid some peaches!
Sevias Reymore > MINMATAR HONOR! DECLARATION OF WAR IN RESPONSE TO GALLENTE INSULT!
Tessaract Gloxer > MILLIONS OF PEACHES! PEACHES FOR ME!
General Alexious > Bring it on barbarians!
Sevias Reymore > Shall we wait until you are done watching your holoporn?
General Alexious > that would be greatfull, thanks
Sevias Reymore > Until then, I shall raid some peaches!
trenny jr > genos joined pl
Proxyyyy > Your p late
trenny jr > at least im not premature like some people
Proxyyyy > Your p late
trenny jr > at least im not premature like some people
Yishal > fucking emergency poos
Yishal > denying me kills
Yishal > Sorry guys, but when you're turtle-heading and there's a bunch of mexican buckshot right behind it, then tackling an ishtar is the least of my concerns
Yishal > My poor toilet's been alpha striked 3 times in the past 3 hours this morning
Yishal > denying me kills
Yishal > Sorry guys, but when you're turtle-heading and there's a bunch of mexican buckshot right behind it, then tackling an ishtar is the least of my concerns
Yishal > My poor toilet's been alpha striked 3 times in the past 3 hours this morning
Vegeta > Your numbers seem to be wearing thing :)
CptEagle > I assure you, it got nothing to do with you and youre war
Vegeta > Of course not.
Vegeta > 100 people just suddenly decided to leave.
Vegeta > Happens every day.
CptEagle > I assure you, it got nothing to do with you and youre war
Vegeta > Of course not.
Vegeta > 100 people just suddenly decided to leave.
Vegeta > Happens every day.