EVE System > Channel MOTD: Tablaren's Pleasure Hub - The damsel "in distress" is dressed in a skimpy santa suit she showed up in. While sitting on peoples laps and asking them what they want, she whispers how they are all doomed to be killed by mercenaries her father keeps sending to bring her back home.
<RobSteel> ¬.¬ what are you smoking
<Galazar> alanis morrisette
<Galazar> alanis morrisette
Foomanshoe > precusuin ammo is almost a must for frigates
Foomanshoe > fortunately spelling isnt
Needsleep000 > lol i read that as percussion
Foomanshoe > Nova Precision Heavy Missile is a must for frigates
Needsleep000 > yeah i know what you meant, but i pictured you with drums
Foomanshoe > you have no idea what i look like how can you picture me with drums
Needsleep000 > i pictured an apoc with drums
Foomanshoe > im in a tengu
Needsleep000 > i know, but i was imagining you in a apoc with drums
Foomanshoe > you seeing me nekkid too cause your freaking me out
Anvyl Ironstryke > lol
Needsleep000 > wait how did you find out about that
Anvyl Ironstryke > no he can't see your naked. your curtains are in the way.
Foomanshoe > well i may have on no pants but im not nekkid
Foomanshoe > fortunately spelling isnt
Needsleep000 > lol i read that as percussion
Foomanshoe > Nova Precision Heavy Missile is a must for frigates
Needsleep000 > yeah i know what you meant, but i pictured you with drums
Foomanshoe > you have no idea what i look like how can you picture me with drums
Needsleep000 > i pictured an apoc with drums
Foomanshoe > im in a tengu
Needsleep000 > i know, but i was imagining you in a apoc with drums
Foomanshoe > you seeing me nekkid too cause your freaking me out
Anvyl Ironstryke > lol
Needsleep000 > wait how did you find out about that
Anvyl Ironstryke > no he can't see your naked. your curtains are in the way.
Foomanshoe > well i may have on no pants but im not nekkid
Ruric Thyase > penguins are the money maker
Higglebiggle > happy feet must be your wet dream then
Ruric Thyase > march of the penguins actually
Ruric Thyase > morgan freeman narrates my orgasm
Higglebiggle > happy feet must be your wet dream then
Ruric Thyase > march of the penguins actually
Ruric Thyase > morgan freeman narrates my orgasm
Tristan Acoma: Confirming I'm reporting to my -A- masters on behalf of my PL masters who are really just the actual remnants of the old BOB-CCP linked leadership
Tristan Acoma: who are, in fact, trying to form a new ISS coalition that will destroy all outposts in nullsec space save their own and rent out said stations at great RL expense to the local residents which will then be funneled into a fund to allow CCP to act on their long-standing plan to actually build Hello Kitty Online(tm).
Tristan Acoma: who are, in fact, trying to form a new ISS coalition that will destroy all outposts in nullsec space save their own and rent out said stations at great RL expense to the local residents which will then be funneled into a fund to allow CCP to act on their long-standing plan to actually build Hello Kitty Online(tm).
Colonel Kurtko > wtf they changed one ice planet in DW into an plasma planet :S
Colonel Kurtko > I`m missing a planet now XD
Enyalius Jin > Global warming mate
Colonel Kurtko > I`m missing a planet now XD
Enyalius Jin > Global warming mate
Qwerty Poiu > is there a glitch in the matrix? the last three times I've jumped I've found myself 100km away from the gate o_O
MrGod2U > yer just bad at jumping
MrGod2U > train jumping to 4 or 5
MrGod2U > helps a lot
Qwerty Poiu > will do
Qwerty Poiu > WTB: jump implant
Spilly420 > get a auto pilot bot
MrGod2U > yer just bad at jumping
MrGod2U > train jumping to 4 or 5
MrGod2U > helps a lot
Qwerty Poiu > will do
Qwerty Poiu > WTB: jump implant
Spilly420 > get a auto pilot bot
Lyonide: anyone know the score in the capitals game?
TristanAcoma: NC : eleventy billion, Russians -10
Lyonide: lol
Lyonide: I meant NHL
TristanAcoma: NC : eleventy billion, Russians -10
Lyonide: lol
Lyonide: I meant NHL
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<dobes|ZzZzZz> whoever just requested new kids on the block needs a damn good talking to O.o
<Mordred> might need something more spirited then a talking to, perhaps one of those new fangled white jackets with the straps
<dobes|ZzZzZz> whoever just requested new kids on the block needs a damn good talking to O.o
<Mordred> might need something more spirited then a talking to, perhaps one of those new fangled white jackets with the straps
Inesi Loria > EVE died a long time ago, but the player base are very resourceful necrophiles. >_>