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Gheimhreadh > AHA! Found it.
Caellach Marellus > Jesus?
Gheimhreadh > Yeah, found that too. Anyone want asticky, and slightly used Jesus?
Repentence Tyrathlion > ...slightly used?
Repentence Tyrathlion > PASS.
Repentence Tyrathlion > /emote hides under a rock
Gheimhreadh > Its an antique....
Caellach Marellus > What's with the holes in it/
Gheimhreadh > Got it that way. Some italian left it out in the rain, hanging on a stick.
Katrina Oniseki > Civire do not nurse their young using female breasts, but actually it is the males who hide nipples on their prodigious chins. These inverted nipples pop out during child-rearing years, allowing the male Civire to nurse his young.
Katrina Oniseki > This ensures that only the largest and strongest chins will produce healthy babies.
Katrina Oniseki > When Civire males are competing for breeding rights, they have been known to face off in an elaborate ritual dance. They'll dance circles around each other, and hold staring contests. The males will try to appear physically larger than their rivals
Katrina Oniseki > by holding their breath and forcing blood to their faces. This causes an immediate erection on all of their many chin nipples, which then pop out and stiffen, giving more volume to their face.
Coden > oooooh
sugarXsugar > ????
Coden > the lights are flickering
Coden > I hate that
sugarXsugar > uh oh!
Coden > never good
sugarXsugar > turn off the vibrators!
Coden > NO
Coden > THE VIBRATORS MUST STAY ON!!
Kyp13 > oh, which side are your gas/brake pedals on in your car?
Kyp13 > we saw a european truck in town today and wondered where the pedals were...
Azia Burgi > the same side as the steering wheel
Kyp13 > i mean is the gas on the right and the brake on the left
Kyp13 > or the other way around
Azia Burgi > no
Azia Burgi > its still C B A
Kyp13 > a?
Azia Burgi > accelerator/gas
Kyp13 > ah
Kyp13 > same here then
Kitsy Chan > whats c?
Kyp13 > clutch
Azia Burgi > fyi: europe drives on the same side of the road as the states
Azia Burgi > its only the UK and ireland that still drive on the left
Kitsy Chan > whats... a clutch?
Kyp13 > ...
Kyp13 > it takes the piece off the wheel so you can change gears
Azia Burgi > it allows you to change gear in a manual car
suoidet ahcrin > or .. grind it till you find it speed changing selector
Kitsy Chan > is that what that grinding screeching soud is?
Azia Burgi > yes
Kitsy Chan > So its not a spair gas pedle for left handed drivers?
Azia Burgi > wtf... are you serious?
Kitsy Chan > ok, even my moterbike has automatic transmission :)
Azia Burgi > you go down on the clutch at the same time as coming off the gas, select your gear, slowly come of f the clutch and re apply the gas at the same rate
suoidet ahcrin > hmm .. a spare gas pedal to DOUBLE you speed .. just what the roadway needs
Azia Burgi > never ever let kitsy drive me anywhere
Errol Nelson > 10+ outside their station, they killed my noobship and one of them said "gf"
I'm gonna bitch slap you so hard your drones fall out your thrusters!
Grammaton C1eric: RAWR
Grammaton C1eric: give me HEAT!
* superbeastdj throws a bull in heat on you
superbeastdj: enjoy
Coranor > SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Coranor > Dont talk unless i ask you to talk and even then I will tell you what to say.
Celeste Fauconnier > I just warped to one of our POSes, and saw a Falcon, Hawk and Basilisk sitting there. My first reaction was FUCK! I'm SCREWED!
Celeste Fauconnier > Then I realized they're ours.
Celeste Fauconnier > /emote facepalms.
Jawbone Jenkins > my german shepard just started humping my lil brother
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