Six Strangelove> Of all servers on the planet to go Skynet on us, I really don't want it to be the EVE one... though at least it would leave us alone for an hour a day.
Rahn Altyr > damnit, i forgot to fit the damn hauler with an ab
Beloved deLove > lol
Rahn Altyr > f this... i'm not going 20 km at 126 m/s
Whiro Teiuq > You speed addict.
Whiro Teiuq > You don't get to whine about until you're hauling at 92 m/s
Rahn Altyr > hell, i might put an overdrive injector on this beast
Whiro Teiuq > Defeats the purpose of a hauler, Rahn.
Whiro Teiuq > Kills your cargo capacity.
Rahn Altyr > no, it just hauls ass instead
Whiro Teiuq > An ass is only 0.1 m3. You don't need a hauler for that.
Whiro Teiuq > 0.2 m3 if it's J-Lo.
Beloved deLove > lol
Rahn Altyr > f this... i'm not going 20 km at 126 m/s
Whiro Teiuq > You speed addict.
Whiro Teiuq > You don't get to whine about until you're hauling at 92 m/s
Rahn Altyr > hell, i might put an overdrive injector on this beast
Whiro Teiuq > Defeats the purpose of a hauler, Rahn.
Whiro Teiuq > Kills your cargo capacity.
Rahn Altyr > no, it just hauls ass instead
Whiro Teiuq > An ass is only 0.1 m3. You don't need a hauler for that.
Whiro Teiuq > 0.2 m3 if it's J-Lo.
maxamike > anyone selling a raven BPC?
Arciadian > I am out atm
Arciadian > Sorry
Paisley Snatch > try n00n
Gamer4liff > sounds like a loon
Paisley Snatch > oh looks like she's out
Gamer4liff > what a lampoon
Aquillar > time to go kill a racoon
Paisley Snatch > i'd hate to get stuck in a monsoon
Gamer4liff > I wonder if she is a goon
Aquillar > better carry a harpoon
Gamer4liff > minmatar ships are propelled by baloons
Aquillar > Caldari like Gamer4liff are really baboons
Gamer4liff > If I was in starcraft i'd be a dragoon
Captain Chip > goodnight alliance
Gamer4liff > that doesn't rhyme!
maxamike > youll run out of words soon
Gamer4liff > oh come on, not even by noon
Aquillar > I'm fresh out of ideas for this toon
Gamer4liff > oh come out of your silly cacoon
Cybaric > Why dont you all just look at the moon
Cybaric > Then you would all happen to swoon.
Gamer4liff > you're maeking me feel like a blooming buffoon
Gamer4liff > oui, you could do this till high noon?!
Gamer4liff is trying to be harbinger tycoon
Aquillar > I WAS GOING TO USE THAT ONE
Cybaric > You all ready used noon you loon
Aquillar > YOU SPOON
Cybaric > Do we get slant rhymes like Plume?
Parthan NaPhan > there is no spoon and that's not a moon
Gamer4liff > no this was "high noon", you silly sand dune
Aquillar > screw you guys, I'm going to the saloon
Parthan NaPhan > they won't allow your in dragonn
Gamer4liff lets loose a medorological ballon
Gamer4liff > baloon*
Parthan NaPhan > dragoon*
Gamer4liff > anybody know a good greasy spoon?
[05:15:05] Gamer4liff > have you guys seen that movie platoon?
Parthan NaPhan > go drown in the lagoon
Gamer4liff > I wish I could play the bassoon
Aquillar > you guys spell liek you're in cacoons
Cybaric > We seem to be repeating words instead of using a bassoon. (damn)
Gamer4liff > I wish I could play a half-decent tune!
Gamer4liff > to that type of music, I am sadly immune
Aquillar > I hope this will be over soon
Gamer4liff > ffft, where would you rather be, cancun?
Cybaric > It will if we are hit with a Typhoon
Asbury > bunch of loons
Gamer4liff > That would be most inoppertune
Cybaric > I still like the slant rhymes like perfume.
Aquillar > if this keeps up I'm going to swoon
Cybaric > Or groom
Gamer4liff > I could keep it up, all afternoon
Gamer4liff > I'm on a very boring commune
Aquillar > it is much past noon
Gamer4liff > and none of us are getting any poon
Gamer4liff > (most of you are probably prunes)
Aquillar > not when we're on eve well into the afternoon!
Cybaric > gtg nn. Eveyone of youn. 8-)
Gamer4liff > too soon?
Gamer4liff > oui, what a maroon
Aquillar > ah, finally, finished is my macaroon
Gamer4liff > I wonder if I will have a T2 bpo by june
Aquillar > like a t2 pontoon?
Gamer4liff > aye, so long as it not be strewn
Gamer4liff > I must be going now but please don't impune =P
Aquillar > have you heard about that crappy new thing microsoft calls the zune?
Gamer4liff > lol, sorry I don't read that picayune
Aquillar > k, toodloo-n!
Gamer4liff > I will be back by the full phase of the moon'
[05:25:01] Aquillar > wow I'm glad thats finally over with
Arciadian > I am out atm
Arciadian > Sorry
Paisley Snatch > try n00n
Gamer4liff > sounds like a loon
Paisley Snatch > oh looks like she's out
Gamer4liff > what a lampoon
Aquillar > time to go kill a racoon
Paisley Snatch > i'd hate to get stuck in a monsoon
Gamer4liff > I wonder if she is a goon
Aquillar > better carry a harpoon
Gamer4liff > minmatar ships are propelled by baloons
Aquillar > Caldari like Gamer4liff are really baboons
Gamer4liff > If I was in starcraft i'd be a dragoon
Captain Chip > goodnight alliance
Gamer4liff > that doesn't rhyme!
maxamike > youll run out of words soon
Gamer4liff > oh come on, not even by noon
Aquillar > I'm fresh out of ideas for this toon
Gamer4liff > oh come out of your silly cacoon
Cybaric > Why dont you all just look at the moon
Cybaric > Then you would all happen to swoon.
Gamer4liff > you're maeking me feel like a blooming buffoon
Gamer4liff > oui, you could do this till high noon?!
Gamer4liff is trying to be harbinger tycoon
Aquillar > I WAS GOING TO USE THAT ONE
Cybaric > You all ready used noon you loon
Aquillar > YOU SPOON
Cybaric > Do we get slant rhymes like Plume?
Parthan NaPhan > there is no spoon and that's not a moon
Gamer4liff > no this was "high noon", you silly sand dune
Aquillar > screw you guys, I'm going to the saloon
Parthan NaPhan > they won't allow your in dragonn
Gamer4liff lets loose a medorological ballon
Gamer4liff > baloon*
Parthan NaPhan > dragoon*
Gamer4liff > anybody know a good greasy spoon?
[05:15:05] Gamer4liff > have you guys seen that movie platoon?
Parthan NaPhan > go drown in the lagoon
Gamer4liff > I wish I could play the bassoon
Aquillar > you guys spell liek you're in cacoons
Cybaric > We seem to be repeating words instead of using a bassoon. (damn)
Gamer4liff > I wish I could play a half-decent tune!
Gamer4liff > to that type of music, I am sadly immune
Aquillar > I hope this will be over soon
Gamer4liff > ffft, where would you rather be, cancun?
Cybaric > It will if we are hit with a Typhoon
Asbury > bunch of loons
Gamer4liff > That would be most inoppertune
Cybaric > I still like the slant rhymes like perfume.
Aquillar > if this keeps up I'm going to swoon
Cybaric > Or groom
Gamer4liff > I could keep it up, all afternoon
Gamer4liff > I'm on a very boring commune
Aquillar > it is much past noon
Gamer4liff > and none of us are getting any poon
Gamer4liff > (most of you are probably prunes)
Aquillar > not when we're on eve well into the afternoon!
Cybaric > gtg nn. Eveyone of youn. 8-)
Gamer4liff > too soon?
Gamer4liff > oui, what a maroon
Aquillar > ah, finally, finished is my macaroon
Gamer4liff > I wonder if I will have a T2 bpo by june
Aquillar > like a t2 pontoon?
Gamer4liff > aye, so long as it not be strewn
Gamer4liff > I must be going now but please don't impune =P
Aquillar > have you heard about that crappy new thing microsoft calls the zune?
Gamer4liff > lol, sorry I don't read that picayune
Aquillar > k, toodloo-n!
Gamer4liff > I will be back by the full phase of the moon'
[05:25:01] Aquillar > wow I'm glad thats finally over with
EVE System > Channel changed to Oimmo Local Channel
Jack Icegaard > So whats up with all the ships humping Vourrassi gate?
Jonny Damordred > Spraypainting ideolgical slogans
Ituralde > The gate likes it
Selim > Repairing the gate.
Aeaus > We are securing a shipment of virtu-gra (50mg)
Atandros > It's a visit from an University of Caille class on a field trip to examine modern Caldari architecture
Jack Icegaard > So whats up with all the ships humping Vourrassi gate?
Jonny Damordred > Spraypainting ideolgical slogans
Ituralde > The gate likes it
Selim > Repairing the gate.
Aeaus > We are securing a shipment of virtu-gra (50mg)
Atandros > It's a visit from an University of Caille class on a field trip to examine modern Caldari architecture
Greenblood > xxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
Greenblood > opps
Greenblood > wrong window
tamlyn > im so signing you up to gayporn mails
Greenblood > plz feel free i can put them with your fathers emails
tamlyn > mine please
tamlyn > my fathers straight
Greenblood > that what he tells you
tamlyn > /emote licks greenblood
Greenblood > mmmmm
tamlyn > lets cyber
tamlyn > /emote puts on his wizards hat
Greenblood > /emote puts on his biker boots
Hammering Hank > Hey, take to a private convo please
Greenblood > with a name like that your asking for trouble
tamlyn > hank can hammer me anytime
Greenblood > opps
Greenblood > wrong window
tamlyn > im so signing you up to gayporn mails
Greenblood > plz feel free i can put them with your fathers emails
tamlyn > mine please
tamlyn > my fathers straight
Greenblood > that what he tells you
tamlyn > /emote licks greenblood
Greenblood > mmmmm
tamlyn > lets cyber
tamlyn > /emote puts on his wizards hat
Greenblood > /emote puts on his biker boots
Hammering Hank > Hey, take to a private convo please
Greenblood > with a name like that your asking for trouble
tamlyn > hank can hammer me anytime
< minas> seriously though, this shit has a metadata editing page with so many columns that i have to scroll three page widths on a 19" screen
< minas> i bet this is how north korea tortures spies
< minas> 'look at your decadent western software'
< minas> 'if you no add metadata to 50 files in 5 minutes, you get no rice today!'
< minas> i bet this is how north korea tortures spies
< minas> 'look at your decadent western software'
< minas> 'if you no add metadata to 50 files in 5 minutes, you get no rice today!'
DeathBySight > mechaet, can you buy me a hulk :) ill be your sex slave
DeathBySight > or soemthing
Emperor D'Hoffryn > i asked him first
Par'Gellen > omg
Par'Gellen > LOL
Emperor D'Hoffryn > wait your turn
Par'Gellen > are you guys fighting over who gets to be Mechaet's sex slave?
DeathBySight > or soemthing
Emperor D'Hoffryn > i asked him first
Par'Gellen > omg
Par'Gellen > LOL
Emperor D'Hoffryn > wait your turn
Par'Gellen > are you guys fighting over who gets to be Mechaet's sex slave?
BpaTa Xaoca > we've got CO2 member docked in AH
Jarvis Hellstrom > Probably been there since they owned that station
BpaTa Xaoca > lol permanently anchored spy toon? :D
Jarvis Hellstrom > That or a market warrior
BpaTa Xaoca > oh, the worst enemy... market warrior...must...not...succumb....
BpaTa Xaoca > :)
jih chop > Market Warriors! Draw your Pencils!
jih chop > Brandish your portfolios!
jih chop > Give em the old buy! sell! buy!
BpaTa Xaoca > dock in, spreadsheets blazing!
Jarvis Hellstrom > Fire the dreaded Auditor drones...
jih chop > LAUNCH RED TAPE DISPENSORS!!
jih chop > NOOoooooo not the audiotor drones!!!
Ardetia > Commence outbid our enemies!
jih chop > I thought those were banned by Malkalen Accord!?
Ardetia > Buy all the crap they dont need and place new sell orders at higher values!
BpaTa Xaoca > not in EVE they aren't
jih chop > and on three . . .
jih chop > one, two, three - UNDERCUT! UNDERCUT!! UNDERCT!!!
BpaTa Xaoca > bear tactics, bull sale
Ardetia > kill them with our 0.1 isk increment bid auctions!
jih chop > Dammit!
Ardetia > set them to last for years!
jih chop > they're tanking our buy orders! bring in the meeting disruptors!
BpaTa Xaoca > SEND IN PRIMAL - our main trade toon with 160 orders capacity
BpaTa Xaoca > ahh...the market batlles.... good times :D
Jarvis Hellstrom > Probably been there since they owned that station
BpaTa Xaoca > lol permanently anchored spy toon? :D
Jarvis Hellstrom > That or a market warrior
BpaTa Xaoca > oh, the worst enemy... market warrior...must...not...succumb....
BpaTa Xaoca > :)
jih chop > Market Warriors! Draw your Pencils!
jih chop > Brandish your portfolios!
jih chop > Give em the old buy! sell! buy!
BpaTa Xaoca > dock in, spreadsheets blazing!
Jarvis Hellstrom > Fire the dreaded Auditor drones...
jih chop > LAUNCH RED TAPE DISPENSORS!!
jih chop > NOOoooooo not the audiotor drones!!!
Ardetia > Commence outbid our enemies!
jih chop > I thought those were banned by Malkalen Accord!?
Ardetia > Buy all the crap they dont need and place new sell orders at higher values!
BpaTa Xaoca > not in EVE they aren't
jih chop > and on three . . .
jih chop > one, two, three - UNDERCUT! UNDERCUT!! UNDERCT!!!
BpaTa Xaoca > bear tactics, bull sale
Ardetia > kill them with our 0.1 isk increment bid auctions!
jih chop > Dammit!
Ardetia > set them to last for years!
jih chop > they're tanking our buy orders! bring in the meeting disruptors!
BpaTa Xaoca > SEND IN PRIMAL - our main trade toon with 160 orders capacity
BpaTa Xaoca > ahh...the market batlles.... good times :D
Amith Silvermoon > Well i was in a shop today some woman asked me to try out male makeup
Griel > you wear panties.. what do you expect
Davik Kurchek > hahha
Koetsu > lol
Amith Silvermoon > no word of a lie
Davik Kurchek > ahahahahahah
Amith Silvermoon > was like " Sir would u like to try our range of male makeup"............ Me " U what!!"
Griel > you know amith.. one word.. omgrawr
Amith Silvermoon > lol
Amith Silvermoon > so after 15 minutes l left with 2 lip skicks a blusher and a eye shadow in glittery silver :)
Rashi Nerha > oh god
Griel > and your stage name is?
Rashi Nerha > In other words
Rashi Nerha > You got PWNT RL?
Griel > you wear panties.. what do you expect
Davik Kurchek > hahha
Koetsu > lol
Amith Silvermoon > no word of a lie
Davik Kurchek > ahahahahahah
Amith Silvermoon > was like " Sir would u like to try our range of male makeup"............ Me " U what!!"
Griel > you know amith.. one word.. omgrawr
Amith Silvermoon > lol
Amith Silvermoon > so after 15 minutes l left with 2 lip skicks a blusher and a eye shadow in glittery silver :)
Rashi Nerha > oh god
Griel > and your stage name is?
Rashi Nerha > In other words
Rashi Nerha > You got PWNT RL?
Lag Fest > free tinfoil hats are being handed
out at the g-m gate...
GM Arkanon > Free hats!
Lyking > is that with or with out exploit bonus
Tholarim > free lag bom with it
Tamora > +50% to node crash per level gang mods are on me....
Valora > Want to camp with us ark?
out at the g-m gate...
GM Arkanon > Free hats!
Lyking > is that with or with out exploit bonus
Tholarim > free lag bom with it
Tamora > +50% to node crash per level gang mods are on me....
Valora > Want to camp with us ark?