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Nytoxias > In JIta, don't talk to anyone you can't punch in the face in real life for stealing your money.
Ric Adburr > Just watched Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan :)
Ric Adburr > great movie
Luckysorehouse > thats why im pissed at the new startrek 8-/
Ric Adburr > I liked the new one
Luckysorehouse > ya but they did not need to change the time line
Luckysorehouse > ie none of the old happened
Ric Adburr > no it's an alternate universe
Ric Adburr > like the mirror universe
Ric Adburr > the old universe was unchanged
Luckysorehouse > wish i could get an alternate universe with a wife that dont nag so much 8-/
Ric Adburr > problem is she'd have a beard in the alternate universe
Luckysorehouse > who says she dont in this one
Ert Drekinn > umm, anyone else getting white station enviroment?
memex > nope no apartihied here
Ert Drekinn > lol
clagnuts > lol
clagnuts > im black tho
Ert Drekinn > the whole station is just blank white
memex > im proud we should hang out
Iwannah Spankjoo > Sccar, 2-6 hostile and so is 5Z
Nuala Reece > hostile like mildly unfriendly, or hostile like OMFG they're everywhere?
<Tiven> hahaha
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
GM Pirin > the Civlian weapons use love and understanding for their ammo which is why they have the destructive power and range of a hug.
SgtSadness > LOVE YOU BRO
Frederick Garrish > I'm gonna take such a big poop later
SgtSadness > -_- ruined the moment
Frederick Garrish > Best response I could come up with
ToG > HAHAHA
ToG > I was cruising around empire in my pod
ToG > when a battleship wartarget warped in
Chrystin Doxalia > what's so funny about that?
ToG > Took about 15 shots at me and didn 30 shield damage
Chrystin Doxalia > ahh, that explains it
Pacala > lol
ToG > I can just imagine the guys frustration
DeeeBo > i was in full rage earlier over that Nighthawk loss
jih chop > ouch dude
jih chop > I'm sorry
jih chop > um, tell you what
jih chop > to make up for it
jih chop > you can have bellafor for the week
DeeeBo > no ty
jih chop > no really, it's ok
jih chop > one full week
jih chop > he's all yours
DeeeBo > ARE YOU SURE?
jih chop > yeah, no prob
jih chop > and he's obediant too
jih chop > wash your dishes, scrub your floors,
jih chop > <i>make you a sammich . . . .</i>
Bellafor > should i be upset more over being given away or that the second party doesn't want me.
jih chop > oh he does
jih chop > he just doesn't want to seem too eager
DeeeBo > what type of sammich?
Bellafor > I do make a good rueben
DeeeBo > DEAL
DeeeBo > I'll take him
DeeeBo > is he house broken?
Bellafor > now i feel like kenny off halfbaked
jih chop > Wait! make me a rueben first!
Aeona Zodaxia > forget magic swords i shoot people with anti-matter
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