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Susanowa > WTS PENIS FLEET ISSUE
Gav Daragon > uuu how lareger he is from normal penis?
Neftegaz > how many low slots?
Lady Tygresse > I was wondering if he shoots more or just longer?
Valerius > its more maneuverable then a standard
Lady Tygresse > See, that would be useful :D
SerraTsunami> Khellias is completely mistaken. It is neither a firework or a drink. I named my ship the Silver Fuzzler after I had a sexual fantasy involving silver spray paint, my boyfriend, and ten gallons of maple syrup. Thank you.
Foomanshoe > precusuin ammo is almost a must for frigates
Foomanshoe > fortunately spelling isnt
Needsleep000 > lol i read that as percussion
Foomanshoe > Nova Precision Heavy Missile is a must for frigates
Needsleep000 > yeah i know what you meant, but i pictured you with drums
Foomanshoe > you have no idea what i look like how can you picture me with drums
Needsleep000 > i pictured an apoc with drums
Foomanshoe > im in a tengu
Needsleep000 > i know, but i was imagining you in a apoc with drums
Foomanshoe > you seeing me nekkid too cause your freaking me out
Anvyl Ironstryke > lol
Needsleep000 > wait how did you find out about that
Anvyl Ironstryke > no he can't see your naked. your curtains are in the way.
Foomanshoe > well i may have on no pants but im not nekkid
Bic de Verde > i found homeless guys on a mission once, didn't need them for the objectives...so I fired them out of the cargo hold and shot them up
Quizer > how cruel ;_;
Bic de Verde > space bums, the worst
Quizer > what did you shoot them with?
Bic de Verde > 250mm railguns
Sans Sonic Leon > they should be grateful now that you send them to a better world. mhm.
Aeon Maps > I told my slaves that they were free, but what they didin't know is that they were going to be incinerated by the sun.
Quizer > "You have 2 hours worth of air in this jetcan... enjoy your freedom!" ^_^
Bic de Verde > goodluck
Aeon Maps > while they bake in the rays of the sun.
Andra Hayakawa > Or "If you know anchoring you may still have chance"
Quizer > lol
Quizer > But you didn't tell them anchoring a jetcan requires Anchoring VI :P
Landarian > "You are FREE ... to enter the gravity well of the nearby sun. You are FREE freeze to death before you die of oxygen deprivation and subsequently burn up in the sun"
Aeon Maps > "Heres an Anchhoring skill book, Rank 8x, It takes 2 hours and 15 minutes to read the book, You have 2 hours and 16 minutes of air." Good luck.
Seranic Caladon > Mmmm... I love delicious Anals
Seranic Caladon > Angels*
<Vana[WoW]> (Love Result) Love percentage between DJ_Disposable and Sokhar is 85% ;D - Invincible
<DJ_Disposable> ffs
DigitalCommunist > I don't even like rap, but I feel associating myself with bitches and bling can only add to my image.
Promon Delnai > go take over OR and fountain and you can be wesssiddde
DigitalCommunist > Fountain is already taken over.
Promon Delnai > well then, half done
Jacob Etienne > Digi isnt in Delve,... he was just in Yulai mining veldspar
Promon Delnai > /emote misses fighting the bobbits in NORAD
Promon Delnai > T1 FRIG GANG VS HAC GANG
Jacob Etienne > DIE WITH HONA!
DigitalCommunist > What the crap is a bobbit?
Promon Delnai > like a hobbit
Jacob Etienne > i dunno, i ripped it off from him because it sounded funny.
Promon Delnai > but they live in delve
Captain Tavius > Its a bird but its spelt differently.
Tamia Clant > QUail?
Breaker77 > quail
Breaker77 > /emote has actually hunted quail before
Tamia Clant > With railguns, or explosives?
Breaker77 > both actually
Tamia Clant > I hear they're pretty tough to kill.
Tamia Clant > My grandfather used to tell a story about a quail that singlehandedly wiped out half his platoon.
Tamia Clant > Vicious things.
Breaker77 > yes, the last one took a minigun to take out. Then I had to rip his heart out and I still had to chase him 3 miles away
Tamia Clant > Those things just don't want to die, do they?
Breaker77 > no, they are like goons in a way
vincentvalashu66 > umm.. what's pizza's?
Mike Yagon > Uh?
Mike Yagon > You don't know what a pizza is?
vincentvalashu66 > i know what it is, i was making sure it wasn't a mission's strange name
Trinidus > time for pizza mission 2!
Ya'Risse > I don't think you can take the Pepperoni Solo
Mike Yagon > I've beaten the Mushrooms
Mike Yagon > But the molten cheese got me webbed
Trinidus > omg
Trinidus > ill take the cheese
Ya'Risse > I got the Pineapple
Mike Yagon > Ohno, two salami just warped in sided by tuna!
G'Nitya > you know i charge a minimum 500k per jump for freight right 8)
Wintermute Ashpool > ROFL
G'Nitya > hmmm, 1.5 mil for drones and 10 mil for delivery 8)
Wintermute Ashpool > 30mins or less right? or else its free?
G'Nitya > this ain't Dominoes
zapitino > yeah, i'll catch you on the delivery fee... uh, later :D
G'Nitya > how about 30 days or less, or it is free
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